"Fang Yi, are you back?"

After taking the key and opening the door, Fang Yi saw Man Jun and Fatty sitting under the grape trellis in the yard drinking tea. Seeing Fang Yi coming back, the Fatty rushed over and grabbed Fang Yi's arm.

"Oh, what are you doing?" Fang Yi said angrily: "Look at your face, your eyes are full of spring, isn't it moving spring? But why are you pulling me with your heart when you touch your heart?"

"Hey, I said Fang Yi, you are still not my buddy..." The fat man said with a sarcastic remark: "If you have something, I won't ask you for whom? Come and sit down and give me some advice..."

"Brother Man, where is the fat man singing?" Fang Yi sat over with laughter and cry, looking at Man Jun.

"Didn't you say that this kid is so moved..."

Man Jun also smiled bitterly and said, "Before you came back, this little fat man had been holding me and talking for half an hour. He insisted that I teach him how to pick up girls. You said, Brother Man, I am in his forties, so what should I teach him?"

Man Jun was really helpless when he spoke. He got married in the early 1980s. Free love was basically a luxury, almost all of which depended on introductions. Moreover, when he went to the street to meet, he had to walk one after another. Walking together was called a hooligan. Man Jun had no experience in dating.

"Brother Man, you have never eaten pork and you have ever seen pigs run away? You can't stand by death and refuse to save me!"

The fat man looked at Man Jun with a sad face. Although he pulled Fang Yi over, the fat man also knew that Fang Yi had lived in the mountain for more than ten years, and asking Fang Yi about this matter was really not reliable.

"But fat man, you Brother Man really doesn't understand..." Man Jun said, "Now men and women are in love, and they talk about bed in less than three days. How can I know what you young people are thinking? Wouldn't you let me come up with an idea to play the piano randomly?"

"Brother Man, I'm very serious. I really fall in love with Meng Shuangshuang..." The fat man looked up at the sky, looked very deep, and said, "Fang Yi, I have decided that if Meng Shuangshuang doesn't marry me in the future, I must catch up with her..."

"Well? Fatty, there is a god who raises his head three feet high, don't swear..."

After hearing the fat man's words, Fang Yi, who was originally smiling, couldn't help but change his expression. This vow cannot be said casually. In the big picture, it was a reference to the gods of heaven and earth, and in the small picture, it was also a profound psychological hint to himself, and there was a certain chance that it would affect the trajectory of a person's voice.

Just like the reason why ancient people used blood to smear the blood of livestock on their lips and made a vow and covenant, few people dared to disobey it. One is to respect the world, and the other is to strengthen their hearts.

"Fang Yi, I really decided!"

The fat man had a firm expression on his face and said, "I know I am not worthy of her. Shuangshuang is a college student. He has a high academic and good temper and is also very capable. But I just want to pursue her. I will recognize her in this life..."

The fat man has lived for the past twenty years and has never been as happy as he is today. He just doesn't say a word and just watch Meng Shuangshuang eat. The fat man can feel the kind of happiness from the heart, which has never been felt by other girls.

Of course, except for the female classmates I met in junior high school, Fatty has never had contact with other girls. The meaning of "other" here actually refers to beautiful female celebrities in movies or pictorials.

"Okay, then you can chase after me, I support you..."

Fang Yi knew that the silly fat boy was helpless. He remembered that he had seen it in a book that said that a man in love would basically turn into zero. Just like the fat man with an idiot smile in front of him, his IQ might be negative.

"Then teach me how to chase girls..." The fat man who was originally dependent on Man Jun, after hearing Fang Yi's words, his eyes turned green, and he stood up like Fang Yi rushed over.

"Stop, stand there and don't move..." Fang Yi threw the fat man and said, "You kid, let me think about it too, Wuliang, that Tianzun, said, "I have never chased a girl, yes..."

"Fatty, first, you have to make sure that the girl has a good impression of you..." Fang Yi thought for a long time before coming up with such a primary condition. If the girl doesn't like the fat man, it is destined to be a fruitless love.

"I must have a good impression of me, otherwise how could she agree to go out for dinner with me..."

Hearing Fang Yi's words, the fat man hurriedly said, "We both said during the meal that, besides our classmates, she has never had dinner with people she knew outside. Fang Yi, do you think this is considered to have a good impression of me?"

Although the fat man smiled foolishly all day long, he understood in his heart. When Meng Shuangshuang said this, the fat man was so happy that he was overjoyed, but his performance was that he bought another cup of milk tea for the girl, and sitting there would only smile foolishly.

"I have a good impression. By the way, what are you doing after dinner?" Fang Yi asked.

"I'm back after dinner..." The fat man said with a confused look on his face: "What are you doing if you don't come back? I'm not the kind of person I'm talking about. I want to sleep with someone else shortly after meeting..."

"You're not weird..." Fang Yi looked at the fat man with a weird smile. Can this person who went to peek at the widow in the bath at the age of five, can he be a good person?

"If you don't talk about this, give me some advice..." Now if Fang Yi dares to say that the fat man peeks at the widow's bath, the fat man will definitely not admit it.

"Give me an idea, let me think about it..."

Fang Yi's mind suddenly moved. He thought of what Man Jun said about the bad security in Jinling, and immediately said, "I'll just say one thing. The security in Jinling is also quite chaotic now. You have to send girls back to school every day in the future. I believe that over time, the relationship will naturally deepen... "

"Yes, you're right..."

Hearing Fang Yi's words, the fat man slapped his hands, but his face became bitter again and said, "Fang Yi, after dinner today, I was going to take her back to school, but she didn't want to do so. She said she was just two stops and she arrived soon..."

Before the fat man finished speaking, Man Jun suddenly laughed and pointed at the fat man and said, "You idiot, when a woman says she doesn't want to, sometimes she just wants to do it. She doesn't let you send you off. As long as she drives you away without punching and kicking, she agrees..."

It is true that Man Jun has never had a relationship, but it does not mean that he does not understand women. Just like when he was with his wife, Man Jun said he would buy her a gift, and his wife always said that it should not be too expensive, but once Man Jun heard his wife and didn't buy it, he would definitely be repaired when he went home.

On the contrary, if Man Jun doesn't listen to his wife and insists on buying gifts, then when he returns home, his wife will definitely be gentle. When the boss washes vegetables and cooks, he will not rush him to the bathroom after he wants to smoke after he gets full.

"Fist and kick? Then...what can you talk about it?" The fat man's eyes were a little straight. He could not imagine a girl like Meng Shuangshuang who smiled so sweetly, and what she looked like.

"Tsk, fat man, you're still tender. Come on, light a cigarette for Brother Man, I'll tell you..." Man Jun smiled smugly and stretched out his two fingers on his left hand.

"Brother Man, you are my biological brother. Come on, you smoke..." The fat man picked up the cigarette on the table with a flattering look, clamped it between Man Jun's fingers, and then lit it with great care.

"Fatty, have you never heard of beating is love or scolding or love, punching and kicking to fall in love?"

Man Jun smiled and said, "This punch and kick is the highest level. Think about it, will a girl punch and kick a stranger? Only those who she likes will do this. This is the highest level of love..."

"No, Brother Man..." Hearing Man Jun's words, the fat man was stunned for a moment and said, "If a man wants to behave badly to a girl, won't the girl punch and kick him?"

"Puchi..."

Man Jun just took a pleasant sip of cigarette, picked up the teacup and drank water, and before he could swallow the saliva, he sprayed it out in one sip. The expression on his face was very wonderful. He wanted to cut the fat man's head open and see how this guy's brain grew.
Chapter completed!