Chapter 942 Joke(1/2)
"Then I'll tell my mom."
Liu Qingqing walked out of the house happily. Since giving birth to Dudu, Liu Qingqing has not been shopping anymore. Now, after finally finishing her confinement, Liu Qingqing really wants to go shopping.
Especially when I go to the market with my beloved man.
This is to take a woman out shopping. You have to learn to wait first, and you have to wait willingly.
It took Liu Qingqing a half an hour later to come out of the house.
"You are so beautiful, my wife."
Ye Rongyao looked at Liu Qingqing blankly and said.
Liu Qingqing was dressed in a pure dress today, wearing a hibiscus wide-sleeved top. The bracelet was surrounded by the neck of her left hand, and the light purple tassels were wandering around the ink-blue skirt.
The dark brown waist-length long head is tied up with an extremely refreshing shape, and the purple band is tied high. The amber eyes are gentle and quiet, just like the pure goddess who came out of school just now.
"Husband, my body is out of shape!"
Liu Qingqing said with some depression.
Just now, Liu Qingqing wanted to put on her beautiful clothes, but found that many of them were no longer suitable.
It’s not that the clothes have become smaller, but that I have gained weight, especially the abdomen and plump parts have become much bigger.
Especially the abdomen, it has a lot of fat and is so ugly.
Liu Qingqing didn't know how long it would take for her to recover from this figure.
"I think it's pretty good, it's plump and more beautiful."
Ye Rongyao looked at Liu Qingqing carefully and said.
Judging from his figure, Liu Qingqing's figure is indeed much plump than before she became pregnant.
However, Ye Rongyao likes Liu Qingqing's plumpness, and every man has his own preferences.
After all, Ye Rongyao likes women with plump figures, and feels fleshy and comfortable to hold.
"There are all fat here, I'm so fat!"
Liu Qingqing was very dissatisfied with the fat on her abdomen and felt it was particularly ugly.
"It's okay, starting from night, I'll give you a abdominal massage for ten minutes every day, and you'll recover after about a month."
Ye Rongyao said.
Ye Rongyao, who has the skills of a miraculous doctor, has many ways to remove the fat on his wife's abdomen and restore her to the state she had not had before giving birth.
But the best and most non-toxic and harmless method is to massage the belly meat.
If Ye Rongyao is confident that if he massages himself, Liu Qingqing's abdomen will be like a girl in a month.
Of course, it is mainly because you are young, your wife, and you will recover quickly.
Unlike middle-aged women who have two or three children, it is much harder to recover.
"Really, you can recover in one month?"
Liu Qingqing looked at Ye Rongyao in surprise and asked.
This woman is born to care about her figure and appearance.
"Why don't you have confidence in your man?"
Ye Rongyao said with a smile.
"No, I'm just happy."
Liu Qingqing said happily.
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National Day is one of the most important festivals in China, and it is also the longest holiday except for the Spring Festival holiday during the Chinese New Year.
Today is the first day of the National Day holiday. There are a lot of traffic on the road, especially today, the markets in Aojiang Town and Longgang Town, where there are particularly many cars on this road.
Look, Ye Rongyao stopped and walked around, and he had only been halfway through the journey, so he couldn't stop and could no longer move. The traffic jam was so serious.
The roads in Yangping County are basically the roads from decades ago. Just the National Highway 1o4 opened by Ye Rongyao now. Ye Rongyao was like this when he was a child, and now he is like this. He has basically never expanded it.
There weren't so many private cars more than ten years ago, and the road was fine, but there were basically few traffic jams.
But now it is not possible. People’s living conditions are better now, many families have cars, and the roads are now unable to meet their needs.
Slowly traffic jams have become a common phenomenon. People who drive basically encounter traffic jams every two days.
It’s not that Yangping County Government doesn’t want to expand this road, it’s really difficult. If the road is widened, the houses on the roadside will have to be demolished, which is a huge cost!
So there is no conclusion on the widening of the road.
When he encountered a traffic jam, Ye Rongyao had no choice but to stop and wait for the traffic police in front to evacuate the traffic.
“The road is really blocked today!”
Liu Qingqing said depressedly.
Whenever we encounter festivals in China, we find that there are really many people and cars in China.
When it comes to the festival, people and traffic are blocked, and everyone is getting used to it!
"There is no way, why don't I tell you a joke."
Anyway, he is still idle now, so Ye Rongyao is preparing to tell his wife the jokes he had seen yesterday.
"Okay, husband, you haven't told me a joke in a long time."
Liu Qingqing said happily.
It's been a long time since I heard my husband telling me a joke, and Liu Qingqing really misses her a little.
Liu Qingqing likes this kind of two-person world where she is with her man.
Ye Rongyao looked at the situation before and probably in less than ten minutes, the car could not leave, so he started to tell jokes.
One day, Liu Zongyuan was arrested and met Li Bai in prison, "I ask why you were imprisoned?"
Li Bai said: "The crime of spreading rumors has flowed down three thousand feet. It is not that long after it is measured by others."
Liu Zongyuan said: "I said that birds fly far away from each other, and someone reported that there was still one on the tree."
Just as he was sighing, 6 swam in, Liu Zongyuan hurriedly asked, "How did you come in?"
6 You said: "I wrote a sentence 'Don't say that the old man is suffering and slow, I am still working hard now.'. Someone said that I still want to have a second child at the age of 80."
At this time, Li Qingzhao was taken into jail and passed by.
Everyone asked in surprise, "Why are you a weak woman, come in?"
Li Qingzhao said depressedly: "'I always remember the sunset of the stream pavilion, and I was drunk and didn't know the way back'. This is suspected of drunk driving and detention!"
When everyone sighed, Su Shi pushed the door and everyone wondered: "What's wrong with you?"
Su Shi sighed, "Don't mention it, I just wrote the sentence "Looking horizontally into a ridge and a peak, with different heights and heights." They said that I peeked at women, my motives were impure, and what kind of world was the world!"
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"Haha, the car moves and you can leave."
As he was talking, Ye Rongyao saw that the car in front had started to move, and stopped telling jokes, and started to start the car and walk forward.
Although the car is not fast, it is better than stopping.
"Husband, I want to hear you tell jokes."
Liu Qingqing said with some depression.
For the first time, Liu Qingqing hopes that the traffic jam will be more stuck, so that in that case, she can hear more jokes.
For some reason, Liu Qingqing was particularly focused and felt it was particularly interesting when she heard her husband telling jokes to her.
"Let's tell you a joke tonight."
The road ahead has been cleared and the car is speeding up. It is estimated that it will take only about ten minutes to reach Aojiang Town.
"All right."
Liu Qingqing had thought about it and she would squeeze out all the jokes in her husband's belly tonight.
Soon, I drove to the center of Aojiang Town, searched around, and finally found a parking spot in front of a house. Of course, it was not for you to park for free. The owner charged a parking fee of 30 yuan.
Ye Rongyao didn't bother him and gave him thirty yuan in parking fees.
Today, in Aojiang Town Market, it is really difficult to find a parking place in this central area. Anyway, Ye Rongyao searched for a long time but couldn't find it, so he had to park here on the spot.
Thirty yuan is enough, but Ye Rongyao is not short of money now.
"Husband, let's go there to play."
Liu Qingqing said with Ye Rongyao's arm.
After being bored in the room for a month, I finally could go shopping. Of course, Liu Qingqing was very happy.
The two were strolling on the street happily. Now the family is not short of money. Liu Qingqing is so frightened that she likes, and Ye Rongyao just says "buy".
To be continued...