The first thousand two hundred and thirty-eight chapters of the bird of joy and sorrow
"Haha, I can't hit me, I can't hit me!"
The second-hand parrot flew in the air, looking at Ye Rongyao, who was seven or eight meters away from him, and suddenly became happy.
"I'm proud, right?"
Ye Rongyao said, then looked at the ground and saw a small dead branch on the grass.
The second-hand parrot, who had been observing Ye Rongyao in the air, saw Ye Rongyao picking up a dead branch from the ground and flew up quickly, about 30 meters away from Ye Rongyao. The second-hand parrot shouted proudly: "It's not reachable, it's not reachable!"
This second-hand parrot is not stupid, but is extremely smart. He knows that his master is very powerful, so he flies high and has a high distance. At such a high distance, this second-hand parrot thinks it is very safe. No matter how powerful his master is, he will never hit him with a dead branch.
"I smile proudly, I smile proudly..."
As expected, his master had no choice but to do anything to him, the two-car parrot was still singing proudly in the air.
"Then... that parrot is so spiritual and can sing?"
Zhao Yuanyuan, not far away, looked at the parrot in the air with shock and said to Ye Zixiang beside him in disbelief.
After all, there are very few parrots who can learn human language, but it is really unheard of and unseen that parrots who sing popular songs fluently like this.
It's so amazing here, not only mandarin ducks, swans, but also pegasms with wings and parrots who can sing.
Fortunately, Zhao Yuanyuan did not see the giant wild boar, wild wolf and bear, otherwise he might have fainted.
"That's a parrot raised by Uncle Ye's home, named Yingying. It's so smart. That IQ is no worse than a ten-year-old child."
Ye Zixiang said.
"So smart?"
Zhao Yuanyuan dared not believe it.
If you have a ten-year-old child’s IQ, that’s very powerful. Such a parrot is very precious!
It is much more precious than the white swan and the black swan.
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Ye Rongyao looked up at the second-hand parrot who was proud in the air.
After estimating the distance, the parrot was about forty-five meters above his head.
If it were an ordinary person, there was really no way to throw branches that far away.
But for Ye Rongyao, there is really no problem.
Things as light as branches, no matter how strong they are, they can basically be thrown at a distance of less than 40 meters or 50 meters. After all, in addition to the gravity of the earth, there is also air resistance and wind at high altitudes.
But Ye Rongyao has something that is so resistant to the heavens, such as "mind power", something as light as a dead branch, forty or fifty meters within Ye Rongyao's mental power.
Ye Rongyao can completely use his mind to control the tree branch to the height where the parrot is now.
After Ye Rongyao calculated a little, he threw the branch in his left hand upwards.
"Thirt"
As the branches burst into the air, the branches flew quickly toward the sky.
"Ah...Help, help, I was hit, it hurts... it hurts..."
Ye Rongyao controlled his mind and let the branches hit the Erhuo parrot, making it feel pain, but it would not cause great harm to it.
The pain made the parrot dizzy and lost control of its body at once and fell straight from mid-air.
By the time the parrot regained consciousness, it was already steadily grasped by Ye Rongyao.
"Master, I was wrong, I never dared to do it again."
After being pinched by Ye Rongyao in his hand, the parrot hurriedly admitted his mistake.
Especially when seeing Ye Rongyao's face was not good, the parrot was obedient and admitted his mistake and apologized. His wings were kept behind his back, and his little head was also drooping honestly.
"Fly, can you fly?"
Ye Rongyao stared at the two-part parrot and said.
"Fly, no matter how much I fly, I can't fly out of your palm. Isn't this honestly on the palm of your master? Master is majestic! Long live the master!"
The parrot "Yingying" is very conscious of the current affairs, so she flattered Ye Rongyao when she opened her mouth.
"Stop flattering me, tell me what happened just now?"
Ye Rongyao would not be fooled by these two parrots just by just a few flatteries.
"Master, this...isn't you blame me?"
The two-handed parrot rolled his little round eyes and said immediately.
"Why are you still blaming me?"
Ye Rongyao looked at the parrot coldly and said.
The parrot actually pooped onto his clothes, which is not bad.
If he didn't give it a color, he wouldn't be very arrogant. He would just pull it on his head if he didn't do it well next time.
"I blame the weather for being too cold. I caught a cold and couldn't control my diarrhea. It's right."
The second-hand parrot said hurriedly.
"Calling cold? Diuretic?"
Ye Rongyao couldn't help but be stunned by the two-part parrot.
Recently, the temperature in the south has been very low, with high flu, and many people have colds and fevers. Taoyuan Elderly Community Hospital has rushed to see a doctor every day, and basically everyone has suffered from influenza.
Not only children have colds and fevers, but many adults also have colds and fevers.
This year's seasonal flu is much worse than in previous years.
I just didn't expect that birds and birds such as parrots would also be affected.
"Master, I'm really suffering from diarrhea!"
When the parrot saw that the master was stunned, he knew that the master believed his words, so he nodded and said with confidence.
"Do you think I'm so easy to cheat?"
Ye Rongyao swept the two-car parrot and found that it had no problem at all, and there was no situation where it could catch a cold.
However, the acting skills of this second-hand parrot are still very good. If Ye Rongyao hadn't understood this medical skill, he would have been almost deceived by it.
"Master, I was wrong, I was wrong!"
Seeing that the lie was discovered by the owner, the two-way parrot immediately began to nod and admit his mistake.
"I know I'm wrong now, it's too late!"
As he said that, Ye Rongyao found a small nylon rope to tie one of the two-person legs to the branch, and directly hung the guy upside down.
This guy who is very tricky and extremely mean is really unfair if he doesn't teach a lesson!
"Help! Help! Abuse animals!"
The second-hand parrot hung upside down on the tree, constantly waving its wings and swaying under the branches, shouting loudly in its mouth to help.
"Scream, it's useless to shout out loud!"
Ye Rongyao said proudly.
The two-part parrots felt most depressed at home are Liu Qingqing and Dudu. They are now going to Taoyuan Old People's Community, and it is useless to shout this parrot.
In this family, except for Liu Qingqing and Dudu, they are just these two parrots in front of Ye Rongyao.
"Help, kill people...oh, no... kill birds."
The second parrot shouted in grief.
Now the second-hand parrot regretted urinating and defecating casually. Now it's gone, it's pulled onto the male owner.
This feeling of being hung upside down on a branch is really uncomfortable.
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Chapter completed!