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Chapter 67 The monkey is drunk(1/2)

The monkeys also have to work on the farm during the day in exchange for food.

So after finishing work that day, Yu Zhen brought the monkey group to the Strange Rock Mountain.

Of course, it is definitely not OK to drink alcohol to the monkey directly, which will cause controversy and unnecessary trouble.

So he thought of a way, after setting up his phone, he asked the senior brother to take the monkey group to practice, and he found an excuse to leave the scene.

The eldest brother practiced the stick for two days and felt it was very interesting and focused on the TV.

But the other monkeys found it very boring.

Moreover, a group of monkeys didn't have a good memory. As they practiced, they began to look around, but their hearts were no longer depressed.

At this time, the smell of food came out of the restaurant, which made some monkeys even more absent.

A few naughty monkeys took advantage of the fact that their senior brother was not paying attention and threw away the stick, sneaked into the restaurant, followed the fragrance to the kitchen, and grabbed a plate of fragrant chicken legs.

After eating chicken legs, I was not satisfied, so a few monkeys began to rummage through boxes and cabinets.

The last monkey accidentally found a bottle of wine without a lid on the table.

Although they live in the mountains all year round, they can occasionally eat rotten and fermented fruits and are also familiar with the taste of wine.

Now that I smelled the wine, I just thought it was the delicious fruit, so I tried to take a sip.

"quack--"

Baiyun Village wine is gentle and mellow, which makes this monkey who is brave enough to try and feast on it, holding the bottle and pouring it into his mouth.

Seeing this, the other monkeys came to snatch them.

But the big monkey wanted to eat alone, so he ran away with a bottle of wine.

Other monkeys couldn't catch up, but were attracted by the scent of wine and began to search in the kitchen.

Hard work pays off, and finally they found a lot of the same wine bottles in some boxes.

The big monkeys were happy now, and they ran away with two bottles per person.

The eldest brother practiced a set of stick techniques. When he looked back, he saw how many subordinates were gone?

It growled in anger and was about to look for it with a stick.

"Hoho, Senior Brother is going to deal with people again. No, he is dealing with monkeys!"

"The elder brother is worried every day."

"The times are different, and it's hard to lead the team!"

"Where is the village chief, hurry up and take a look!"

...

Yu Zhen, who was watching from a distance, knew that the opportunity had come, and then appeared at the right time.

"I seem to smell the smell of wine. These monkeys won't steal wine, right?"

While talking to himself, he caught up with his senior brother with his cell phone.

A few big monkeys were drinking wildly in the bamboo forest with wine bottles in their arms. The eldest brother went up and scratched them.

When they were cleaned up, they would just run away with their heads in their arms, but today they are different.

Wine brings courage.

Facing the aggressive Monkey King, several big monkeys did not escape and were shaking to fight back.

"Haha, these guys are drunk!"

"You're too brave, you dare to steal wine."

"The boldest person is to dare to resist the Monkey King. I guess it will be miserable this time."

...

Sure enough, the elder brother beat the big monkeys to pieces in vain, and he didn't know how much hair she lost.

In the end, he became timid and followed his senior brother back to the training ground.

But the eldest brother was stunned.

It had been away just now for too long, and the monkeys who stayed there also went to the kitchen to steal wine. Now they were drinking one monkey at a bottle, and they were drinking happily.

"roar--"

The eldest brother was about to get angry and rushed up and grabbed it.

But at this time, the monkeys would not listen to it honestly, and flee around with their bottles in their arms.

When I ran, I didn't forget to stuff the wine bottle into my mouth and drink it for two blasphemys.

"Senior Brother is going to be furious!"

"This group of monkeys is so uneasy."

"The restaurant is the same, and the wine is not ready. It's okay for the big monkey to drink, what should I do if the little monkey drinks?"

"Can this be blamed on the restaurant? The wine is kept in the box. Who knows that the monkey is so smart?"

"Brother, come on the hedge pressure!"

...

After half an hour of struggle, the eldest brother finally grabbed all the bottles.

But at this time, the monkey group was already drunk and shaking, and even walking became a problem.

"Senior Brother, you're drunk, don't be angry," Yu Zhen advised kindly, "This wine is not harmful to the body, why don't you drink a little too?"

Senior Brother:...?

Yu Zhen: "Come on, it's okay to drink a few sips, let's drink together."

"You are too bad, village chief?"

"Do you want to get your senior brother drunk?"

"I understand. The village chief is lonely and wants to find someone to drink with him."

...

Since Yu Zhen said so, the eldest brother is no longer angry.

And to be honest, he was also a little itchy because of the aroma of the wine, so he picked up a bottle of wine from the ground and took a sip.

Delicious.

Let's have another sip.

Come again...

Not long after, a bottle of wine was found.

The eldest brother's alcohol tolerance looks bad, even his eyes are a little red, and he is a little shaking when walking.

"Or why should we take the opportunity to learn Drunk Boxing?"

Yu Zhen played a video of Drunk Fist on TV.

When I saw the person on TV, I fell to him like me, and the eldest brother became interested in it instantly.

"Ho-hoo--"

He shouted at the monkey group, lined up, and started practicing boxing.

Although it was a little dizzy, most monkeys stood behind it.

But most people fall after taking two steps, get up quickly, and then fall again.

There are also those who are spinning on the spot, rolling on the ground, and those who are holding other people's tails.

In short, there are many chaos, and demons dance.

"I'm going to laugh to death. Why are these monkeys so funny?"

"The elder brother is talented and has his own sect. He created the true Drunken Monkey Fist!"

"These monkeys are so pitiful, but why do I want to laugh so much?"

"Practice for a few more days and they can participate in the martial arts competition."

...

After more than ten minutes, all the monkeys lay down on the spot and began to sleep soundly.

The eldest brother has a special physique. After a little drunk for a while, he woke up.

Looking at the subordinates who were lying all over the ground, I felt a little depressed.

It's hard to be a monkey king.

When will this group of unregulated things be worry-free?

"You'll be here tonight," Yu Zhen said to the senior brother, "I'll sleep there, I'll make a noise."
To be continued...
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