014 [You are insulting my personality! 】
In the 1990s, the people lacked spiritual entertainment. In addition to watching TV and movies, the biggest entertainment activity was gathering on the street to watch people and play monkeys.
This monkey-playing elder brother is unique. He has a short stature and sparse hair, but he also has to comb a middle-parted traitor head.
This is not his most unique thing. In the middle of winter, he is actually wearing a very sexy suit!
In this era, wearing suits and ties are generally equipment for successful people. No matter how bad it is, it is a business-oriented relationship. However, this big brother is obviously a monkey-like man, but he is wearing a gray double-breasted suit and a very eye-catching big red tie.
Although the monkey-sporting elder brother was dressed out, he was skilled in his business and had a good attitude. He beat the gong in his hand and made the thin monkey go around.
The crowd surrounding the watching made hilarious noises from time to time, especially the children watched the monkey play games with great curiosity.
A child who eats candied haws even picked one of the candied haws in his hand and threw it to the monkey. When the monkey caught the candied haws, he bowed.
After playing for a few laps, the monkey-playing brother had little effect. The masses liked to watch monkey-playing, but did not like to give money.
After being busy for so long, I lost a few cents of money in the plastic basin on the ground!
What is enough for how much money to do? You can only buy a few steamed buns!
Brother Sao Monkey was a little discouraged and was about to close the stall.
Seeing that there was no show, the crowd gradually dispersed. A few wild children were reluctant to leave, so they rubbed the snow ball and smashed the little monkey.
The little monkey was hit by the snow ball and jumped around, and the children laughed.
"Go and go! Get out of here! I want to smash it back and hit your mother!" The monkey-showing brother coaxed the wild children away.
The children scattered.
Brother Sao Monkey turned around and was about to take back the plastic basin placed on the ground, but he threw a dollar in one hand!
The monkey-showing elder brother took a breath and looked up at the man and said, "Thank you! Thank you so much!"
Song Sanyuan looked at him with a smile: "I don't need to thank you. May I ask my eldest brother's surname?"
Brother Movie took the basin first as if he was afraid that Song Sanyuan would repent and put the five dollars in his arms: "I am Bi Da, may I ask my little brother?"
"Song Sanyuan!"
"This name is good!"
“What’s the good thing?”
"Sanyuan is the best!"
"Your name is also good."
“Where’s good?”
"Bifada, then it's definitely developed!"
"The father who named me also thinks this way, but now----" Bi Fada smiled bitterly, "I can only inherit his old man's mantle and continue playing with monkeys!"
"Don't respect! It turns out that my brother is from a noble family!"
"You're not kidding me?"
"How could it be? The Chairman said that no matter how high or low a job is, as long as you are willing to serve the people, it is a good job! Moreover, in a sense, the profession of the eldest brother is also considered a 'self-employed'!" Song Sanyuan said seriously.
Bi Fada heard it very comfortably. After cleaning up the guy, he shook the rope. The monkey on the other end of the rope jumped onto his shoulder, widened his monkey's eyes and looked around at Song Sanyuan.
"You reward me with so much money at once, you won't have to chat with me, right? Let's go there and sit there!" Bi Fada pointed to the billboard not far away.
The most popular leather shoes advertisements are on the billboards---
Liu Xiaolingtong held a pair of black leather shoes, covered her eyes with her backhand, and posed as the signature posture of "Monkey King Exploring the Way", and spit out a string of words: "Wear golden monkey leather shoes and walk on the Golden Light Avenue!"
...
Under the billboard----
Bi Fada threw his broken sack on the ground, and then took out the half-breaked apple from the sack and threw it to the monkey.
The monkey caught the apple and ignored Song Sanyuan, a stranger. He squeaked and ate the broken place and started eating happily.
Bi Fada squatted on the ground, and Song Sanyuan squatted down as well.
"Do you smoke?" Bi Fada took out a box of wrinkled "little pandas" from the inner bag of the suit. He opened the box and not only stuffed with cigarettes, but also money.
Those money is not much, only about thirty yuan, rolled into a roll and stuffed it into it, but it is Bi Fada's entire fortune.
Besides money, it's cigarettes.
The red panda box is stuffed with three different brands of cigarettes. In addition to one of the most advanced "red pandas", the other two are "Daqianmen" and "Heroes Club".
Bi Fada took out the "little panda", thought about it and stuffed it in, took out the "big front door", and said to Song Sanyuan: "Try this!"
Song Sanyuan took out his "furong", "I'd better smoke this!"
Bi Fada sneered: "Furong? Good Yan! Tell me, what's wrong with you staring at me?"
"I want to ask you for help!"
"Please do something?"
"What's the matter?"
"Play monkey!"
"Are you kidding?" Bi Fada held the "big front door" in his mouth and looked at Song Sanyuan in confusion.
Song Sanyuan handed over a "lovers" and passed by.
Bi Fada took the "Furong" and did not smoke it, so he carefully put it in his wrinkled cigarette box.
"If you accept it, it will cost five yuan a day!" said Song Sanyuan.
"Five pieces?" Bi Fada's eyes lit up, "How many days do you do it?"
"Three days!"
"Five yuan a day, fifteen yuan in three days. This proposal looks pretty good!"
"Then did you agree?"
"I just said it's pretty good, but I didn't say I promise you." Bi Fada was slippery like a loach. "First of all, I hope you can prove that you can afford this price. After all, your outfit is, haha!"
Song Sanyuan also smiled, "Yes, how can you please touch you without the strength? After all, you are a monkey-playing family!"
Song Sanyuan took out a brown men's wallet from his torn cotton jacket, opened the wallet, and a stack of ten-yuan bills were neatly marked there.
Bi Fada's eyes lit up, "Now I believe you!"
Song Sanyuan put away his wallet, "Would you like to do it?"
Bi Fada squatted for too long, and his legs were a little numb, so he moved his butt and approached Song Sanyuan, with a regretful tone: "Don't blame me, brother, although the price you offer is quite high, I am a man who runs in the world and doesn't like constraints! So, we are destined to be together!"
Song Sanyuan glanced at him, "If you want to increase the money, you can discuss it."
"No need! You are young and don't understand the dangers of the world. If you don't use this method to chat with people in the future, you will suffer a loss!" Bi Fada looked like an old world, and patted Song Sanyuan's shoulder with great concern.
Song Sanyuan: "That's nothing to talk about?"
"What else are you talking about? I don't want to, you can't force me, right?"
"cannot!"
"That's it!" Bi Fada stood up, stretched his arms with a cigarette in his arms, and then stroked it apart, "Remember, not everyone in this world can buy it with money!"
Against the backdrop of the white snow, Bi Fada, who looks like a traitor, became taller in his image.
"Potato, let's go!" Bi Fada's back broke sack, shook the reins with his hands, and the monkey who was still eating banana jumped onto his shoulder quickly.
"Brother, stay!" Song Sanyuan said.
"What are you doing?" Bi Fada turned his head and looked at Song Sanyuan.
Song Sanyuan walked to him with a smile, "Brother, I won't stop you if you want to leave, but can you return my wallet?!"
Bi Fada was anxious: "What do you mean? Will I steal your wallet? You are insulting my personality!"
Before Bi Fada could finish his words, Song Sanyuan reached out and took out a brown wallet from his arms!
Bi Fada's old face turned red, "Oh, hell! How could your wallet appear in my arms?"
"Yes, it's a hell! The monkey-playing man is also a part-time job as a fraud!" Song Sanyuan looked at him with a smile.
"Hey, don't insult me! Although I am a monkey, I am also a personality!" Bi Fada muttered, carrying a sack to apply oil to the soles of his feet, and quickly get out!
But before he could take a few steps, he heard Song Sanyuan shouting again behind him: "Come back!"
"What are you doing? I said I didn't steal your wallet!" Bi Fada turned around and prepared to fight Song Sanyuan. I don't believe that I can't fight you!
But he was stunned immediately----
Song Sanyuan stood behind him, leaning against the post of the billboard, holding a wrinkled cigarette box in his hand!
Bi Fada's mouth twitched, that's his!
Chapter completed!