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Chapter 150 Shopping

It turns out that women buy clothes is troublesome, even indigenous girls. Especially after Xue Feng called Connelia to come up with an idea, the two of them chattered and discussed in the Morning Channel, and the situation became even more out of control.

A woman is slow enough to pick clothes, and there is also a dog-headed military advisor Connelia, which makes the progress more than doubled.

Because I need to communicate with Connelia in my heart, Xue Feng always blurred his eyes from time to time when choosing clothes, showing a dull expression.

This made the shopping guide even more suspicious. The girl was disabled and demented. She was abused by her two "brothers" so that she didn't even have clothes. No matter how she looked, she felt like she had a big problem...

Originally, Lu Yang asked Xuefeng to buy a piece of clothes that she could wear, but she picked up one and said that it was not good-looking when it was broken. She picked up another and said that this piece of clothes affected her actions. After repeated trials for a long time, she finally chose a women's half-sleeved shirt and jeans.

Just as the clerk was about to check out for her, Xuefeng seemed to remember something very important, put his little head on the counter with his toes, and asked weakly: "Is this dress expensive? I heard Lu Yang say that money is a very important thing, and I can't spend too much money on him."

The shopping guide was shocked by the stinginess of "Brother Lu Yang":

Look, is this still human words?

Seeing the two brothers of the little loli, they all dressed like a pretty girl. Is this how they abused their sister?

Mao Xiaofei and Lu Yang were stared at by the clerk for no reason, thinking that they were going to call them to check the bill. Mao Xiaofei generously took out a credit card: "The clothes Xuefeng bought today are all recorded in my account."

He originally thought that his generous move would win the envious look of the shopping guide, but he did not expect that the shopping guide's eyes would look more despised than before.

Mao Xiaofei didn't know that in the mind of the shopping guide, he could now say that his image was completely destroyed. He had evolved from a stingy guy who was reluctant to buy clothes for his disabled sister to become a psychopath who had to pretend to be a wealthy person if he spent more than 200 yuan on clothes.

...

When Xuefeng changed his clothes and came out, Lu Yang and Mao Xiaofei both had their eyes lit up.

Among the clothes that Xue Feng wore before, whether it was the torn sacks and sailor uniforms of the ancestor Gaofeng, or the winter JK uniforms worn by the Star of Blessing, they were all loose clothing that could not show their figure.

Now I have changed into a very close-fitting women's short-sleeved shirt and a pair of slim jeans, and perfectly show the body curves that Xue Feng had hidden tightly before.

Lu Yang was surprised to find that Xue Feng was indeed only short, but the unique figure curves of women were still quite distinct. Especially after Lu Yang had been feeding "Heavenly Delicious Food" for a month, Xue Feng was obviously much fuller than when he first met. Although his figure could not be compared with Connelia, it was also considered slim and orderly.

But it's still a little short!

I just don’t know if Xuefeng can grow taller.

Lu Yang looked up and down carefully for a few minutes and felt that in the past month, Xue Feng seemed to be a little bit higher.

"The height of the Countess Snow Wind has increased from 146.7 cm when you first met to 147.1 cm!"

Well, with the morning light here, I don’t need to guess this kind of problem anymore.

After Xue Feng finally dressed like a normal junior high school student, the three of them could finally make a good visit to the mall.

However, when Lu Yang passed by a shelf selling special women's supplies, he couldn't help but stop.

"Xuefeng, you were at the ancestor peak before. If you came, how would you solve the problem?"

Xuefeng obviously had never seen modern women's products. When he saw a bunch of colorful packaging, he only thought it looked good, and he didn't realize what it was.

When she heard Lu Yang ask questions through Chenxi, she still replied with a confused look on her face: "What is that? What should I solve?"

"Ahem, nothing. I'll buy you something, and you'll go back and ask Teacher Chenxi to teach you how to use it!"

As he said that, Lu Yang endured the embarrassment and stuffed several bags of female supplies into Xuefeng's hand in the strange eyes of the salesperson.

He also realized that this question should be in vain. After all, with the peak of his ancestors' living conditions, after the female menstrual cycle comes, there is probably no other way except to endure it.

Lu Yang was also glad at this time, fortunately, Xue Feng had not had a female cycle in the past half month. If he was not so lucky, Xue Feng had a male cycle in the middle of the rebellion and there were no modern sanitary products available, the scene was unimaginable.

As a 24k steel straight man, he didn't consider this issue at all before his last time.

Speaking of which, the differences between human understanding of women's physiological cycles can be said to be very large among different ancient civilizations.

In ancient times, Orientals often regarded women's menstrual cycles as an ominous sign. Women who experienced menstrual cycles were unlucky, so they should try to stay in the house alone to avoid contact with others, and even relatives and friends were not allowed to meet.

In ancient times, the West regarded women's menstrual cycle as a mixed matter. This was mainly because ancient Westerners found through observation that women's face would become very bad a few days before the menstrual cycle, but after the menstrual cycle ended, they would quickly return to normal.

In addition, Hippocrates, the father of medicine, proposed the famous theory of the four bodhisattvas, which believed that all human diseases are not a local phenomenon, but are caused by the disorder of the balance of four body fluids, blood, mucus, black bile and yellow bile in the entire body.

In this case, the female physiological cycle is regarded as a mechanism by which the female spontaneous regulation is performed to eliminate excess blood in the body.

This crazy theory also laid the foundation for the bloodletting therapy that was famous in the later medieval Western medicine and killed countless celebrities (the poor in ancient times had no conditions to see a doctor). Even the founding father of the United States, Washington, died of shock caused by excessive bloodletting after a cold.

I don’t know which view the problem of women’s menstrual cycles?

Looking back, let Chenxi have some popular science!

Lu Yang was planning in his heart.

On the other hand, seeing Xue Feng holding a bag of female supplies in one hand, Mao Xiaofei finally believed that the pair of dogs in front of him had no "death".

However, this annoying guy was still very curious about Xue Feng, and he asked endless questions along the way.

"Xuefeng, what job do your parents do?"

Before Xuefeng could answer, Lu Yang took over the conversation: "Her mother passed away. Her father is an executive of a foreign company and has nearly 2,000 employees under him."

"Where is Xuefeng going to school now?"

"She has a special education route. She has never been to school and has hired one-on-one tutoring for a special tutor!"

"It's not good if my girlfriend doesn't have a diploma! Uncle Lu can handle you?"

"Haha, these nobles all have this kind of education!"

"It's already the 21st century, where are the nobles in China?"

"Is Xuefeng a foreign nobleman or a countess!"

"Xuefeng is not like a foreigner? Besides, how did you meet foreign nobles?"

“I met while traveling on a mountain!”

"How long have you known each other?"

"none of your business!"

Brother Mao saw Lu Yang running the train with all his mouth, but he was talking nonsense. He felt that if he continued to ask this, he could not gossip.

So he bypassed Lu Yang and went straight to Xue Feng and asked, "Miss Xue Feng, are all Lu Yang saying the truth just now?"

Xuefeng was also very upset by Mao Xiaofei's endless questions, so he asked through Chenxi: "Lu Yang, I want to beat him up again, okay?"

Lu Yangyu advised earnestly: "It is wrong to fight, but if the target is Mao Xiaofei, it is an exception!"

After obtaining Lu Yang's consent, Xue Feng raised his hand and punched him hard at Mao Xiaofei's old face.

"Ao!"

Mao Xiaofei covered his face and fell to the ground.

"I'm careless, I don't know how to do it. You little loli is not moral! I am Lu Yang's elder brother. Do you understand that elder brother is like a father? If you can introduce a loli of the same age to let me know you, I will forgive you for your rude behavior in a lot..."
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