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Chapter 030 The dog who likes watching dog blood dramas(1/2)

"Xiko, what's going on? I guess it's people from Liujia Village who are giving you eye drops."

"Thank you fortunately I'm smart, I'm back. Virgo, does this mean that I saved your life?"

"Look at that guy Zhou Tao, I heard that he had a revenue of several hundred million yuan every year, and people were scared to death. Their family was scared and opened their eyes. They were jealous of money, right? This is the power of money. Haha!"

"The woman who squatted in the corner of the wall is Sister Zhou Tao? Why did she really cry? It doesn't look like tears of happiness."

"You are pretty. Can you do Virgo? If you don't, I'll do it."

Walking into the community gate, King Liu Bei began to take credit and made a joke on his own credit.

Liu Xishui was not in the mood to joke and shouted directly: "Xiaobai, bite him."

"Wool! Wool!" Xiaobai endured it for a long time, barked wildly, and opened his mouth and bit Liu Beiwang's calf.

Liu Xishui pulled Xiaobai back with the leash.

"It's really biting!" King Liu Bei was so scared that he jumped up in panic and furious, saying, "You can't keep a dog that bites you, and you'll be beaten to death sooner or later."

"Woooo~" the little diphtheria hair roared with anger like a wolf howl.

"Forget it. Forget it. I won't be kidding. Let me say seriously. Xiaobai is so handsome, smart and handsome little dog that everyone loves."

"Come on, if you need wing cover, I'll be there on call, brother."

"Also, Virgo, you finally stopped writing the knightly text. The new book looks pretty good. I'll take a look tonight and I'll give you advice tomorrow morning."

King Liu Bei finished speaking quickly and ran away quickly.

...

Arrive home.

When he entered the door, Liu Xishui untied the traction rope around Xiaobai's neck. The guy ran into the bedroom with a whoosh, turned on the remote control from under the bed, turned on the TV, moved to the animation channel, and ran into the bedroom with the remote control panel in his mouth, hiding deep under the bed.

Liu Xishui made fun of Xiaobai twice and pretended to grab the remote control board and return the channel, but it developed this bad habit.

It's not a big problem, I'm too lazy to care about it.

After changing the TV channel, Xiaobai held its "capacitor shoes" in his mouth and ran back to Liu Xishui.

Liu Xishui helped it put on and helped turn on the learning machine.

Xiaobai jumped onto the sofa in the living room, looked at the TV, buried his head and clicked twice at the learning machine, looked up at the TV, and buried his head and clicked twice at the learning machine...

Liu Xishui had become accustomed to Xiaobai's dog virtue and went straight into his bedroom.

The first chapter uploaded by "The Spear of the Empire" has passed the review and is considered to be the official opening of the book. You can continue to upload subsequent chapters.

15 chapters of manuscripts are not too many.

There is something to do next, and you will have to be busy for a long time, and you cannot focus 100% of your energy on your new book.

Open the code page, and when you go out at night, the number of positive reviews of "Dog" has increased by 3, which is growing steadily.

Saving the manuscript is a waste of money, and Liu Xishui uploads the second chapter.

The chapters of the three thousand words are updated every day, and now they are the first beast. When they receive enough praise, try to evolve into the second beast king.

After closing the typing page, Liu Xishui sat in front of the computer, pondered for a while, opened the browser, and began to search for relevant information about various well-known "luxury brands" in the world.

Just started working.

Xiaobai ran into the bedroom again, took out the TV remote control from under the bed, and hurried back to the living room.

At this point, there are no good programs in the animation channel, so it needs to be changed.

Liu Xishui followed out of the living room.

Today, the Animal World Channel is playing a documentary of a flying bird.

Xiaobai is a four-legged dog. He can't get into the sky or get into the water. He is also a dog without lofty ideals. He has no interest in the fish in the water and the birds in the sky, and does not like to watch such programs.

The TV channel was cut and cut, and finally it was frozen in a soap opera.

Liu Xishui wrapped her hands in her chest and stood at the door and looked for a while.

I roughly understand it. On TV, I play the bloody story of a 20-year-old white and rich beauty falling in love with a forty-year-old loser.

Can this be watched?

Xiaobai is becoming more and more impure. It can be watched with great pleasure.

Liu Xishui's face gradually became gloomy and he could not bear it anymore.

"noob!"

"Wow~Woo~"

Xiaobai was startled by the sudden loud shout, looked at Liu Xishui in confusion, and continued to watch TV.

"Xiaobai! Don't watch such trash dramas!"

"Ao~Woo~"

Xiaobai agreed, but did not move.

"Change the channel!"

Liu Xishui's voice was harsh again.

"Woo!" Xiaobai turned his head and looked at Liu Xishui with a pale face. He picked up the remote control and ran into the bedroom, hiding the remote control.

"Dog thing, are you playing this with me?"

"You can't be cured, right?"

Xiaobai is like a child, spoiled and willful. Liu Xishui feels that he should assume the responsibility of education.

Walk to the TV and unplug it directly.

There is also such an operation? Xiaobai was staring at him.

Liu Xishui pointed at the face of the little white dog and said fiercely: "Study hard! Don't watch trash dramas!"

"Wang!Wang!" Xiaobai retorted fiercely.

Don't accept it? Then make sense.

Liu Xishui sat down on the sofa, gently stroked Xiaobai's dog head, and said earnestly:

"Xiaobai, dogs have been in a hurry for more than ten years. You need to spend 25% to 35% of your precious time in your life to learn knowledge. When you get old, you have to support your life. How much time does it leave for you to shine and heat?"

"Time is the most precious wealth of dogs, and it is the gift of the Creator. Every minute and every second is precious and cannot be wasted. Do you understand?"

"Wang~Wang~Wang~" Xiaobai shouted.

"It's stubborn!"

"Listen to me."

Liu Xishui was angry and slapped the dog on the head, then said, "Then let's talk about the bloody TV series just now. Is that thing close to reality? Not close to reality. It is completely out of reality and irrelevant. It is a film made for the old man who lost people."

"Does it have connotation and artistic conception? Can it improve your cultural literacy and ideological realm? Obviously, it cannot. Not only can it not, it will also lower your ideological realm and erase your almost zero artistic cultivation."

"Can it increase your knowledge, broaden your horizons, and enhance your abilities? That's even more impossible. Not only can it not, it will also lower your already low IQ."

"To sum up, this kind of drama must not be watched!"

"Now, do you understand?"

"Woo~Woo~Woo~"

Xiaobai lay on the sofa, with tears in his eyes and sobbing.

"It seems that I understand." Liu Xishui gently patted the dog's head, pointed at the learning machine, with kind eyes and said:

"Only when you grow up and become a dog, you can serve your parents and society."

"Woo! Woo! Woo!" Xiaobai kept nodding.

"Come on!" Liu Xishui nodded with satisfaction and stood up from the sofa.

...

After the education of Xiaobai, Liu Xishui sat back in front of the computer, pondered and sorted out his thoughts, and continued to work.

In just two minutes, my eyes went dark.

The computer shuts down.

The room lights were also off.

"Ao~Ao~Ao~Ao~"

Xiaobai's tragic howl sounded in the living room.

Power outage? Not like it!

Liu Xishui was shocked, so he found his cell phone, turned on the flashlight, and walked into the living room.

Sure enough, Xiaobai was lying beside the TV socket and wailing.

It wanted to plug the TV plug in, but the dog was not smooth and it was electrocuted. The leakage protection switch triggered, causing the whole family to lose power.
To be continued...
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