99 [Vixen](1/2)
"There are monsters!"
On the streets of Songjiangfu at midnight, everything was silent. Suddenly, a sharp and sharp voice came from some corner, which shocked the surroundings.
With this earth-shaking voice, all the dogs in Songjiang Mansion began to bark wildly, and many of the lights at home were also on. Many residents living on the second floor opened the window and looked out. However, when the cold wind blew, they quickly retracted and closed the window and muttered, "The fairy came out to harm people again? This day has not been released."
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On this chaotic night, a huge patrol team came to the long official road outside the gate of Songjiang Prefecture.
In the carriage, Xiao Sizi hugged Xiao Wu's furry neck and was sleeping soundly.
Zhan Zhao was dozing off, leaning against a sheepskin mat, looking through a book about the fox demon.
Bai Yutang closed his eyes and rested. Zhao Pu was frozen at this moment, sitting in the car as if practicing qigong...
Zhan Zhao read the book for a while, then looked up at Zhao Pu with some gloating pleasure.
It turned out that Gongsun suddenly suffered a cold these days. Even though he was a miracle doctor, he had no choice but to be sick. He always dozes off after taking medicine. He finally saw that he was getting better two days ago. He just took medicine and was reading a book, but suddenly fell asleep... and fell to Zhao Pu's leg and fell to death.
Zhao Pu wanted to help him aside, but Xiao Sizi stared at him, that's what he meant - he would be anxious if he woke up his father.
Zhao Pu had to hold back his legs and endured it. At this moment, half of his body was numb, which was even more tiring than practicing.
"How are you watching?" Zhao Pu really wanted to change his attention, so he asked Zhan Zhao.
The book in Zhan Zhao's hand was given to him by a fortune-telling blind man. It seemed that the blind man had some friendship with Yin Hou Tianzun. The book recorded some news about the fox demon in detail.
"I'm talking nonsense, I don't know whether it's true or not." Zhan Zhao held the book and held his chin to look at Bai Yutang who was resting with his eyes closed.
"What are the characteristics of the fox demon?" Zhao Pu asked.
Zhan Zhao continued to look at Bai Yutang with his chin, "usually all white."
Zhao Pu frowned, "Foxes are white, red and black, right? Isn't the most common ones that are yellow?"
"Prince, the yellow one is a weasel." Ziying, who was covering the little Sizi's quilt, reminded Zhao Pu, "It is said that white foxes are easy to become elaborate!"
"Well, here we say that the vixen is divided into different levels. The most powerful one is the white nine-tailed fox." Zhan Zhao yawned, and while saying that, he reached out to lift the hem of Bai Yutang's clothes and glanced.
Bai Yutang woke up, turned his face and looked at Zhan Zhao in confusion.
Zhan Zhao quickly retracted his hand and continued to flip through the book, "The book says that if he pulls the tail of the vixen, his ears will run out."
Zhao Pu touched his chin, "Are there any obvious characteristics?"
"They are all pretty, and there are more men than women, tsk tsk." Zhan Zhao said, climbing up, leaning over and flipping Bai Yutang's hair, as if looking for ears, and talking to himself, "I always thought that vixen are all women, but it turns out that most of them are men, and they have become women to deceive people."
"Is that right?" Zhao Pu also heard it for the first time, "It turns out that men turned into women."
"In addition to having ears, it is said that he also likes handsome men. Fox demons make a living by sucking the yang energy of handsome men." Zhan Zhao touched his chin, and reached out to grab Bai Yutang's hand and stared at his fingers.
Bai Yutang was a little puzzled, "So what's wrong?"
"Well..." Zhan Zhao lifted his sleeves and looked at his arm, "There will be thin white fluff on the fingers of the fox demon."
Bai Yutang withdrew his hand, Zhan Zhao leaned over and looked at his forehead with his face.
Bai Yutang was helpless when he saw it. He found that Zhan Zhao especially liked to touch his hands and feet...
"The book says that a man's yang energy can be seen from his forehead!" Zhan Zhao frowned and continued to drop his bag, carefully studying Bai Yutang's forehead. "The bright and bright adult men with strong yang energy. If they get along with the vixen for a long time, their foreheads will turn gray and eventually turn blue! When they become black, people should probably die."
"It's a bit irritating to say that you're trying to pull your tail or something." Ouyang lazily lay beside him and looked through a customs and geography book, "Whose vixen runs around the street with his tail? Haven't they all hidden!"
"Well, the book says that the tail bones will be poked, and the tail will run out." Zhan Zhao said, reaching out to pinch Bai Yutang's nose.
Bai Yutang looked at him in confusion, that's what's wrong with you?
Zhan Zhao pinched for a while and let go of his hand, "Pinch the bridge of the vixen's nose, and the tip of the nose will become sharp."
Bai Yutang asked Zhan Zhao helplessly, "Did it show that I am not?"
"Maybe." Zhan Zhao narrowed his eyes.
"Anyway, you must not be." Bai Yutang said to Zhan Zhao confidently.
"Why?" Zhan Zhao asked, "It is said that if a vixen is born, it will exchange the little fox with the newborn children of a wealthy family. The little fox grows up without knowing that he is a fox."
Bai Yutang nodded, "Are you a cat demon? You don't have the share of a fox."
Zhan Zhao narrowed his eyes, "There is no reason to say that the vixen is the spirit of all demons here. I think cats are smarter than foxes!"
Bai Yutang nodded, "Next time you meet a fox, you can compare it with others, so that you can give your cat tribe a name."
Zhan Zhao looked at Bai Yutang with a smirk, that's what he meant - you are quite good at talking.
"What did the vixen look like when she was a child?" Ziying came over and asked curiously.
"It is said to be very cute." Zhan Zhao replied.
Ziying suddenly reached out and poked Xiao Sizi's tail bone...
Everyone was silent... After a moment, they didn't see their tails revealing. Instead, the little Sizi raised her face, looked around in confusion, reached out to touch her butt, and lay down to continue sleeping.
Zhao Pu suddenly looked down at Gongsun, who was still sleeping on his legs, and touched his chin, "This nerd looks quite like a vixen, thin and white, and looks good and looks like..."
After thinking about it, he reached out and poked Gongsun's tail bone... As soon as he poked his finger, he suddenly saw Gongsun grab something and patted Zhao Pu, yelling, "Mosquito!"
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There was a "bang".
When everyone looked at it again, they saw that Gongsun grabbed a plate of food placed at his hand. The one he used to put the buns just now was mahogany and very thick.
Zhao Pu was staring at Gongsun's butt to see if his tail would grow. He was really unprepared. Although Gongsun was fierce, he had never seen him move so quickly. His instinctive reaction was so steady and accurate that Zhao Pu's nosebleed came down...
Everyone was stunned by the movement and looked at Zhao Pu together.
The nine prince's high nose bridge was blushed, and there was a bloody nose under the left nostril... It was thanks to his hard bones, otherwise this mahogany plate would have to break the bridge of his nose.
Ziying and others gasped, and Xiao Sizi was also awakened by the noise. When she looked up, she was shocked and covered her mouth, "Oh!"
Zhao Pu came to his senses, reached out and touched his nose, "hissed", and looked again, and saw Gongsun changing directions, pillowing his legs and continuing to sleep, while hugging his legs and rubbing them, "Little Si Zi..."
Zhao Pu's mouth twitched - this scholar absolutely did it on purpose, absolutely...
"Jiujiu, are you poking your father?" Xiao Sizi woke up and crawled to Zhao Pu's side.
Zhao Pu curled his lips, "What's wrong with your father? I'll poke him and he'll give me a plate."
"It's a meal plate. If a stone is going to kill someone." Xiao Sizi patted Zhao Pu's shoulder to show that he was very lucky!
Zhao Pu took the handkerchief handed over by Ziying and wiped his nose.
The little Sizi asked him, "Where are you poking your daddy? Is your neck still a crouching nest or a waist?"
Zhao Pu was puzzled, "Is there any point in this?"
"Yes!" Xiao Sizi said seriously, "Dad is most afraid of itchy. When he is itchy, he calls for mosquitoes, and then grabs something in Suizhou and slaps the mosquitoes."
"So interesting?" Zhao Pu reached out and poked Gongsun's armpit...
"Mosquito..." Gongsun picked up the pillow and patted Zhao Pu,
This time, Zhao Pu was prepared, so he easily turned his face to avoid it. The pillow flew to the side and hit Xiao Wu on the side.
Xiaowu raised his face and looked at it, shook his hair, rubbed it against Zhan Zhao and wanted to rub it.
Zhao Pu poked Gongsun's neck again, and a scroll flew over. Zhao Pu turned his head and moved away... and flew straight to Zhan Zhao's face. Zhan Zhao quickly reached out to take it.
The little fourth son and Zhao Pu had a good time, and they poked Gongsun together...
But after poking it twice, there was no movement this time.
The two looked at each other and poked Gongsun's waist together, but there was still no movement.
Finally, Zhao Pu saw Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang gloating expressions on the side... He felt that it was not very good. He looked up with the little Sizi, and saw that Gongsun had woken up and looked at the two of them with a gloomy face, his eyes full of resentment of being awakened.
"Ahhh!" Xiao Sizi came to his senses, screamed in surprise and turned around and wanted to run away, but Gongsun held it down, "Who did it?!"
The little Sizi blinked, Zhan Zhaohe Bai Yutang pointed at Zhao Pu unfaithfully.
Zhao Pu's mouth twitched, and Gongsun rushed over and pinched his neck, "Dare to disturb me when I go to bed and kill you!"
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Zhao Pu has been fighting on the battlefield for many years and has never seen any master, but this is the first time he has encountered Gongsun's fighting style. He lay on his body with thin arms and legs and pinched his neck. It is not only not to resist or not, so he has to endure it.
The little Sizi hurriedly hid behind Xiao Wu to avoid the limelight and did not save Zhao Pu. This was the first time the shadow guards saw Zhao Pu being beaten, one or two holding their chins to watch.
Zhan Zhao stared at Gongsun's move and discussed with Bai Yutang, "What is this move? Is it a lock on the throat and legs?"
Bai Yutang also studied it carefully and shook his head, "It is indeed impossible to crack it without hurting Gongsun!"
"Oh, my nose was pinched." Zhan Zhao was surprised, "Is this okay to fight?"
Bai Yutang frowned, "Zhao Pu has no chance of winning at all."
Zhan Zhao also nodded, "When Gongsun fought, he was really a man and even swearing all the way..."
The little Sizi covered her ears by Ziying and said leisurely, "Dad is not awake yet. He is angry when he gets up. Jiujiu is going to be killed!"
Zhao Pu was miserable, and felt a little fox rolling on him, pinching his nose and tying his neck and kicking him... The way this nerd fight turned out to be in the style of a gangster...
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To be continued...