Chapter Eighty
"Wait! I have a question, what kind of exercise can sing these songs have on us?"
Dai Mubai is very fond of face. He wants him to sing such a shameful song in public, which really makes him die!
Yue Xinghe had known for a long time that most people would object. After coughing twice, he brought out his carefully prepared remarks.
"This is to train your face! As we all know, a successful strong man can become stronger because they have done three things:
First, shameless
Second, shameless
Third, stick to shamelessness!
Think about it, you are all talented genius boys. What would you do if you encounter an enemy who is incompetent?
I think normal people should think of retreating! After all, I am not afraid of burning firewood when I stay. At this time, the benefits of thick-skinnedness are highlighted!
Think about it, the other party has been greeting your family and insulting your personality. At this time, the angry young man will definitely turn around and fuck him!
But you who are thick-skinned are different!
If the other party scolds him, you will only think that he is a turtle chanting scriptures, and do not listen. Then, you will escape successfully. After many years, your strength will improve, find your enemies, and return the shame of the past a hundred times. Isn’t it beautiful?”
When the students heard Yue Xinghe's words, they felt a little difficult to accept, but after hearing this, Flander, Zao Wuji and others nodded repeatedly.
Whether in novels or reality, facing unsolvable difficulties, bowing your head is indeed the only choice.
It's like going to bed at night, and when you happen to meet God thundering and thundering, young people will be angry, and those who are two-pointer may run upstairs and shout, "My destiny is my fault, I can't help it. God! If you have the will, you can try another one!"
Then, the fate of such a person is probably God to try it, and then he died on the spot...
A mature adult, facing the noisy thunder, must have put on a quilt and slept heavily. Thinking that it would rain heavily for a while, maybe tomorrow would be without having to go to work, shouting, "Let **** come more violently"! Then he laughed in the quilt...
What Yue Xinghe said makes sense, but there are always people with clear brain circuits.
For example, Ma Hongjun retorted: "When we become stronger, if all enemies die of old age, what is the meaning of our becoming stronger?"
"Why is it meaningless? He's dead, isn't that better? You can run to his grave to dance, then take out your phone, turn on the volume to the maximum, turn on TikTok, find a video full of psychopathic laughter, connect to a power bank of 20,000 mA, and keep playing it in a loop. Believe me, he will definitely be so angry that he will come back to life!"
Everyone: What are you talking about?
Yue Xinghe realized that he was saying the wrong thing and explained: "In short, if he dies, you will still have various means to retaliate. For example, you can dig his grave, lift his ashes, and then dance on his ashes. His descendants or friends must praise him because of your strength, "Your lord dances well, and you can dance in seconds." Look, is there anything more fun than this?"
After listening to Yue Xinghe's words, everyone said: You must never offend this sinister guy in the future...
Something interesting happened in Soto City today!
A group of people wearing masks and suddenly stood on the streets where people were coming and going. Just when everyone thought it was performing acrobatics, the group of people suddenly started to sing. It would be fine if they sang. After all, in Douluo Continent, professions like bards are also common.
But the problem is that the minstrels usually sing myths, legends, etc., and these guys wearing masks sing some... it's hard to describe in one word!
After hearing this, some bards lamented that the songs these people sang were good, the melody was catchy, but the lyrics were too bad!
Dad’s dad is grandpa, dad’s mom is grandma…
What lyrics are these!
Who doesn’t know!
Is it something that everyone understands?
As for what is the name of Dad’s wife...
Idiot! Dad’s wife must be...
hiss--
What's the name?
...
From then on, some songs were always circulated in the streets and alleys of Soto City. These songs were extremely childish, but even after ten thousand years, the song was still passed down. When later musicologists verified the source of these songs, they could only trace the source to a group of mysterious bards wearing masks!
As for where these minstrels came out, Yuexinghe said that we have to ask the system!
Yes, the second assessment of Yuexinghe was established because of the system tasks!
Otherwise, she would be so idle that she would train Tang San and the others!
If you have this free time, wouldn’t it be nice to find some soul rings that suit her? Otherwise, it would be fine to create some soul skills!
If it really doesn't work, Yue Xinghe went to get some materials and get a body out as soon as possible. Giving his own personality is better than playing house with Tang San and the others.
Speaking of supplementary personality, that is, the clone created by Yue Xinghe using schizophrenia, Yue Xinghe felt a headache!
This product, which she made on her whim, actually began to have an impact on her.
The main impact is that she always competes with Yue Xinghe for control of her body!
The most common manifestation is that Yuexinghe likes to eat sweet bear biscuits, while Yuexingchen, the supplementary personality, means that the salty onion biscuits are more flavorful, which leads Yuexinghe to eat two cookies!
It won’t work if you don’t eat it. If you don’t eat it, she will make trouble!
Yue Xinghe didn't understand why he set an absolutely calm personality and actually cared about such things!
Sometimes Yue Xinghe is irritated by the auxiliary personality and subconsciously wants to completely eliminate it. However, since the auxiliary personality is split from the soul of Yue Xinghe, she knows everything Yue Xinghe thinks. Whenever Yue Xinghe wants to destroy her, Yue Xingchen will shout "Mom" in a soft voice!
This "Mom" made Yue Xinghe's heart melt (〃‖▽ 〃)
(Yue Xinghe: I didn’t expect that I would skip getting married and become a mother for the day! This is the same as some men, just skipping their father and becoming a father-in-law!
Chapter completed!