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Chapter 7 High Color Heart

Chen Huanyu smiled and said, "Teacher Sun was stunned. Oh, this kid... is a little angry! It's so yellow!!!"

"Now I'm completely a yellow person." Sun Yue said speechlessly.

Chen Huanyu said: "But although we have been abroad a lot, we actually love our motherland the most."

"That's for sure. We are all from Long Country." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu said: "In the end, Teacher Sun hesitated again and again. He bought a large piece of land in a place where birds and flowers sing and flowers were fragrant and he settled down."

"Oh? Where is it?" Sun Yue said curiously.

Chen Huanyu said: "In Cao County, Shandong Province!"

"Cao County... why do you have to choose where to settle down?" Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu smiled and said, "My baby is Liuliu, Cao County, Heze, Shandong!"

"Hi..." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu said: "Of course this is a joke. The main reason is that you can't live in Kyoto anymore. You are a whole family. You say that living in a building is unmannerable, and living in a hutong is inconvenient. You say that you can live in a courtyard house, your father, Mr. Chen…………”

"What, can my father's surname be Chen? That's Sun!" Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said, "Okay, let's listen to your surname Sun. Mr. Sun has two courtyard houses and is rich, but there is no way that the family can't live there."

"Good guy, I can't even live in such a large place in Siheyuan. How many people are there in our family?" Sun Yue said dumbfounded.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said, "There are so many, so I'd just find a place to buy the land here. Teacher Sun Yue and Sun were very proud and built a super large courtyard house, just 38 kilometers on this side!!!"

"My God, a courtyard wall is 38 kilometers long?" Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu said: "The other side is seven meters, and the last side is twelve meters!"

"Why aren't this three sides? Isn't this just a thin triangle?" Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu smiled embarrassedly and said, "There is no way, I am not very sensitive to this length. Anyway, you all know that this place is very big. With such a large land, there is a large courtyard house in the middle."

"There are thirty-six acres of land at the door that do nothing, and are specially used for parking lots."

"It's not that this truck doesn't need such a large parking lot?" Sun Yue wondered.

Chen Huanyu waved his hand and said, "It is said that the parking lot is just a name, not just parking, but also parking planes, tanks, ships, aircraft carriers, electric vehicles, bicycles, and 72 acres of dedicated wheelchairs."

"There are also wheelchair-cart people? Why aren't I so many friends with so many legs broken??" Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu said, "It's so normal. The poor people play ten steel hooks on the crossroads, and they can't hook their relatives; the rich people are in the deep mountains and forests, and they can't beat their friends without any righteousness. They are all here to count on you, poor relatives!"

"Oh, this is the truth." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu said, "What a good guy, there are only two doors in this house, straight into the clouds. It's too high, with door nails on it. This thing is the most particular thing, everyone."

"Don't you all have been to the Forbidden City? In the past, only the palace officials could nail the door. This is a symbol of identity, and there are no white diarys when they come and go. Bai Ding is talking about ordinary people, so there are no door diarys."

"Oh Bai Ding still comes from here." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said, "Yes, and there are so many door nails at the same time, representing the different identities of this family."

"Oh? Then you can tell me in detail." Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu smiled slightly and said, "In ancient times, "nine" was the largest yang number, which looked like "the sky". Therefore, the door nails on the gate of the imperial palace were divided into nine horizontal and nine vertical routes, a total of nine nine eighty-one, but there were fewer door nails on the Donghua Gate, which were eighty-nine seventy-two."

"Why? At that time, all civil and military officials went to court to Donghua Gate. This gate was prepared for civil and military officials, so there were nine gate nails left, and seventy-two were left. In addition, the gate nails in the prince's mansion were two gate nails, and seventh routes were equipped with sixty-three routes; the general prince's house had 7th routes and forty-nine routes in the seventh routes; the general officials had 5th routes and five routes, and as for your family.........23rd routes were 917 routes."

"Hey, good guy, when you get to our door, you will change the bus stop sign directly, right??" Sun Yue also smiled helplessly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

There were bursts of laughter and cheering from the audience.

At this moment, Hou Sanwen, who was sitting underneath, was even more shocked. He had already begun to live, and he could change it?

"Can't this child have made innovations in his coherent oral words??"

A thought came out of Hou Sanwen's mind that he felt that he was not showing up, and then he shook his head and said in his heart:

"It shouldn't be true. The crosstalk of "Praise the House" has been completed in one or two hundred years. In countless crosstalk masters and seniors have exhausted their efforts to perfect their current works bit by bit.

Even now, crosstalk innovation is always adding things to the front of the original complete works. It is not easy for Chen Huanyu to innovate some burdens on this basis. It is really unrealistic to change everything... This!!!”

But before Sanwen's mental activity was over, he was shocked by the first section of Chen Huanyu's penis.

Chen Huanyu smiled and said, "Anyway, it means that everyone can come, come and visit it casually!"

"Well, let's visit together." Sun Yue held her arms.

Chen Huanyu smiled and said calmly: "Who then I have to talk about it in detail. Your house is really like a brick cut from a distance. There are four locust trees at the door, horse stones, horse stones, and horse stakes. The opposite is the eight-character screen wall of the bricks and joints; the gate of Guangliang, north of the road, has electric lights on the top and lazy stools on the bottom. There are important rooms, management offices, and communications offices. The second door and four green screens sprinkle Venus, and the four dou squares write "foot therapy and health care"!"

"Hi!!! How can I write foot therapy and health care in my own home??" Sun Yue said speechlessly.

Chen Huanyu said: "What should I write?"

"Of course it must be "Zhaizhuang Zhongzheng"!" Sun Yue said.

Chen Huanyu nodded and said, "The front is "Zhaizhuang Zhongzheng" and behind the screen is "The uncle is here to play"~"

"No! What messy things are there to take away customers? The back must be "serious and neat"." Sun Yue said.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The audience laughed again.

Hou Sanwen was really surprised and applauded and nodded constantly, although Chen Huanyu and Sun Yue did not change everything as he guessed.

However, the "Zhaizhuang Zhongzheng" that should have been directly cut through the mouth of the funny joke, "serious and neat".

At this time, after such perfect treatment by Chen Huanyu and Sun Yue, in addition to ensuring the original rhythm, there were more exquisite burdens, which undoubtedly played a role in adding icing on the cake.

This can be said to be a very important breakthrough for the original crosstalk structure.

Chen Huanyu smiled and continued on the stage:

"Entering the second door, square brick wall, sea wall yard, summer scenery is high and has a ceiling of three and six meters high. The four blocks are written as "the color and heart shine".

"Go to you, that's auspicious star!" Sun Yue said speechlessly.

Chen Huanyu smiled and said, "There are flower pots, pomegranate trees, fish tanks with ground tea leaves, nine-foot-high oleander, welcoming spring, tent spring, gardenia, cypress, sycamore trees, various flowers, all kinds of foreign flowers. There are flowers that never fade in the four seasons and grasses in the eight festivals."

"The five main rooms are topped with five rooms, the front is out of the corridor, the back is out of the Xiamen, the east-west wing room, the east-west wing room, and the east-west ear room. The east-west yard is a kitchen with a thatched cottage, and the west-west yard is a thatched cottage with a kitchen."

"Oh my goodness, our family is also straightforward. We'll get tired after dinner?" Sun Yue complained helplessly.

Chen Huanyu smiled and continued, "The five rooms in the study are for living rooms. The windows of the Ming Dynasty are the large glass that can be used for smuggling. The summer scenery is the curtain of rice scrubs, and the wind gate of the mouth of the emperor in the winter scenery. When you look into the house, you really have a secret of the open air, and there is a unique world!"
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