Chapter 57 The Girl
"Hey, I thought... I thought it would be easier for the gods to just move the mountain away."
Chang Yuan was embarrassed for a long time before reluctantly explaining.
Chen Huanyu smiled on the stage and continued: "Okay, no matter what, the mountain was successfully moved in the end, but things are unpredictable. Bad things in the world may not always be bad things, and good things may not always turn out to be good things in the end."
Chang Yuan said in confusion: "Hey, what do you mean if you don't mean this???"
Chen Huan said: "The mountain has been moved, isn't it a good thing? But the villagers don't know that there are actually two monsters hiding under the mountain where they used to be."
"These two monsters are amazing. One is a snake that was cultivated into a spirit, and the other was a scorpion that was cultivated into a spirit. They were both a couple and they were released all at once."
"But fortunately, this old man has an heirloom in his family - a colorful gourd seed. Plant it, bury it in some soil, water it, and the gourd vines will grow up, and finally produce seven
There was a treasure gourd. Inside the treasure gourd were seven children from Qiankun. Some could spit water, and some could breathe fire. Later, they subdued the snake spirit and the scorpion spirit, and finally lived in seclusion in the forest after saving the village."
"Later, there was a beautiful princess from a foreign country with skin as white as snow. She offended someone and fled to hide in the hut where they lived.
"Then this princess, her stepmother came over and turned into an old lady buying an apple. The princess took a bite and died suddenly. Do you know why? Because this apple was the forbidden fruit that Adam and Eve ate in the Garden of Eden. Ordinary people
If you can't bear it, just tell me how thoroughly I learned this story."
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Hey, hey, hey..."
The audience laughed and applauded warmly.
Chang Yuan: "………………"
"Aren't the books you are reading all pirated? You just said this is called Foolish Old Man Moves the Mountains? Isn't this a complete mess?"
"Ah? What did you say was the mess?" Chen Huan said.
Chang Yuan thought for a while and said: "To be honest, this is a bit confusing to me..."
Chen Huanyu looked like he was a teacher and said proudly: "It doesn't matter what you want to say. This knowledge is all gained through discussion. If you don't understand anything, I'll tell you."
Chang Yuan thought for a while and then slowly said: "Okay, don't speak for now. I'll calm down for a while and I'll reason..."
"It depends on what you say... Yugong is the grandfather of the Calabash Babies, and the seven Calabash Babies are the seven dwarfs in foreign fairy tales. And Snow White is also connected with Adam and Eve! Because they eat
It’s all the same apple???”
Chen Huanyu gave him a thumbs up and praised: "Look how clear you are, you could be a top student who graduated from a prestigious university."
"Bah! I understand what I understand. You are totally wrong!!!" Chang Yuan said speechlessly.
Chen Huanyu said: "Why are you so angry???
Chang Yuandao: "Didn't you say that what you said is all nonsense? This is all. These are several stories. You can't mix them up, you know?"
Chen Huanyu waved her hand and said: "Hey, let me tell you a truth. This idiom from the Dragon Kingdom is useful everywhere in the world! It's all connected together!"
"Hey, your words are getting louder and louder." Chang Yuan shook his head and said helplessly.
Chen Huan said: "Hey, are you not aware of it? Just tell me about our Dragon Kingdom's good book, "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", have you heard of it?"
"Return to "The Classic of Mountains and Seas"... No, my dear, your fairy tales have become a mess. Do you understand "The Classic of Mountains and Seas"???" Chang Yuan said with a questioning look on his face.
Chen Huanyu refused to admit defeat and said: "What's up? I saw it so well, I really like it!"
Chang Yuandao: "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" is a classic from the pre-Qin Dynasty, with ancient language and arrogant words..."
"What are you talking about??? What teeth???"
"………………"
Chang Yuan was silent for a while and then said helplessly: "Oh, forget it, you can do whatever you want. If you say you've seen it, then just see it..."
Chen Huanyu became even more angry when she saw Chang Yuan's look, and directly spoke louder: "Hey, don't believe it, okay? I'll tell you a few stories, so you know whether I've seen it or not?"
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Chang Yuan said: "Oh... I'll listen to what you say, right? I'll listen to that."
Chen Huanyu said: "First of all, there is one of my favorite stories in the book - Jingwei's reclamation of the sea, right?"
Chang Yuan nodded and said honestly: "Well, I still know a little bit. This is the story of Jingwei's Reclamation of the Sea in the Book of Mountains and Seas. It does exist."
Chen Huan said: "Beishan... I don't care whether this Jingwei is in Shanhaijing, Beishan or Nanshan. Anyway, I just like to see this."
"Okay, okay, please continue talking..." Chang Yuan said helplessly.
Chen Huanyu nodded and said seriously: "First of all, to tell this story, we have to understand why Jingwei reclaimed the sea."
"Can you tell me why?" Chang Yuan praised.
Chen Huanyu slapped her thigh and said angrily: "Why do you need to say this??? That Jingwei traitor!!! Pull me here and fill the sea."
"You have to be more ruthless with these traitors. Just mix concrete on their legs, build them up and throw them into the sea. If they can still float up and then down, float up and down, float up and down, I like to see this famous family.
The integrity thing is so good!!!”
"Hey, wait a moment...it's not the national integrity of Jingwei Reclamation, can't you stop showing your timidity?" Chang Yuan said helplessly.
Chen Huanyu looked confused and said, "Why didn't I say that?"
Chang Yuan said: "What's wrong? Jingwei's reclamation means that Wang Jingwei is reclamating into the sea???"
Chen Huan said: "Otherwise? It's just reclamation. Is it possible that we should give him a prize for being a traitor?"
Chang Yuan said helplessly: "Can you please wait a moment? You are telling the wrong story about this bloody mess."
Chen Huanyu interrupted: "Don't you know where Jingwei reclaimed the sea from? That Jingwei is the daughter of the Sun God Yandi, and she also has a nickname named Nvwa..."
"Hey, if you say that, don't I understand? The girl is patching up the sky behind her, right? She's also drawing sticks of clay to make little people. She doesn't need a man to make a little person. Just tell me how awesome this god is...
...This is because Yu Gong did not catch up with the good times. If the girl was still there at that time, it would be so easy!!!"
"Go!!! Then you are not alone!!!" Chang Yuan said angrily.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Uu uh uh..."
"Oh, shit..."
"Hahaha, that's so funny!"
Chapter completed!