Chapter 268 The ancestors haven't gotten up yet!
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Chen Huanyu said: "The security guard at the door of the bank saw it. He called 110 and sent your father to the hospital."
"Isn't this just looking for trouble?" Chang Yuan said speechlessly.
Chen Huanyu said: "The old man was very touched. When he recovered from his injury, he bought a banner and wrote it as People's Guard, and sent it to someone's security guard."
Chang Yuan said: "This is definitely because I have nothing to do."
Chen Huan said: "The old man came back and thought about it himself. Alas, people no longer rely on their bones and muscles when they are old. It seems that this robbery of wealth is no longer possible. Otherwise, try..."
"What is my dad doing???" Chang Yuan wondered.
Chen Huanyu said with a bad smile: "Oh, I think I should go and rob someone else!!! There is always something to do and always have fun!!!"
Chang Yuan said: "Good guy, you are just doing something and enjoying yourself???"
Chen Huanyu said: "Your father didn't know where he found such a white towel, and he sprinkled ether on it like he did on TV. When he saw the single young woman, he moved it over and covered her mouth, and she fainted after a while.
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Chang Yuan said: "My father can't learn from watching TV anyway."
Chen Huan said: "Just do what you say!!! The old man got ready alone. He went to the small park and waited tremblingly for the little girl to come."
Chang Yuan said: "Hey, let's do it."
Chen Huan said: "Well, I'm old, but I still have to contribute to the country. I can't stay at home alone..."
"Hey, there's a little girl in front of you. She's dressed very fashionably. She's probably coming home from work around eleven o'clock. Your father is so excited that he's going to take action."
After that, Chen Huanyu imitated the old man's trembling manner and walked forward, as if he had had a stroke...
"Good guy, how can you catch up with me?" Chang Yuan said speechlessly as he watched from the side.
Chen Huanyu said: "The girl opposite reacted first. There was a voice next to her. She turned around and saw your father. Uncle, are you okay???"
"When the little girl turned around, she was so beautiful! There was something there but there was something missing!!! Your father looked a little embarrassed, so he pretended to cough and said to wipe it with a towel tied to his arm and leg..."
"Good guy,
My father got himself confused???" Chang Yuan said dumbfounded.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Uu uh uh..."
The audience laughed so hard that they slapped their thighs crazily, holding their stomachs and almost unable to do anything.
Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "When I woke up again, it was already eight o'clock the next morning. I was lying on a bench in the park, completely naked!!!"
"Good guy, who is robbing whom? Why do I feel like my dad is being played???" Chang Yuan complained.
Chen Huanyu also smiled and said: "I'm very happy. Your father walked home naked and was surrounded by a group of aunts taking pictures. He was even more happy talking about it!!!"
Chen Huanyu raised her voice and imitated the chatter of the auntie: "Oh, this is Chang Yuan's father, right? Oh, he's so white!!! Oh, his son is a cross talk artist, he's pretty good, he's probably hereditary!!!"
"Old man, don't leave in a hurry, why don't you two take a photo together and I'll keep it as a souvenir?"
"Come on, come on...eggplant!!!"
"Go!!! Does this old lady have anything serious to do?" Chang Yuan said with a shy look on his face.
Chen Huanyu said: "But don't think your father's brain is a little bad, but he is confused about small things, but he is never confused about big things."
"What big thing can happen to him?" Chang Yuan praised.
Chen Huanyu said: "Yes, your father is the head of the family, so he can't handle the New Year celebrations. When it comes to holidays, especially the New Year, they are very particular. This is the custom of the old Kyoto. Except for your father, none of you can
can not come."
"Oh, that's true. We don't know that one." Chang Yuan nodded.
Chen Huanyu said: "When your father gets to this time, he has to prepare another notebook and write down his plans one by one. During the Chinese New Year, where will the first family go to pay New Year greetings, the second family, the third family...how long will each family stay?
You have to remember whatever gifts you want to bring."
Chang Yuandao: "That is indeed particular!"
Chen Huan said: "If you want to say that this is the first place you must go to, you are definitely familiar with it."
"Oh, I know him?" Chang Yuan asked curiously.
Chen Huan said: "That's right. Are you familiar with your father-in-law?"
Chang Yuan said: "That's really familiar. You should go first."
Chen Huanyu said: "You should also remember what I said before. Teacher Chang has a scholarly family background, so how can this in-laws be any different? My ancestor was a prince from the Qing Dynasty whose surname was Aixinjueluo..."
"Well, that's the surname of the royal family." Chang Yuan said.
Chen Huanyu said: "Your father knocked on the door and went in. Alas, the two old men were as happy as one person. They made tea, poured water, and ate snacks, but something went wrong at the end of the New Year greeting."
"What's wrong with this New Year greeting???" Chang Yuan said.
Chen Huan said: "Yes, your father-in-law's family is more particular about this. You can't wish me New Year's greetings first, you should first wish my ancestors New Year's greetings."
Chang Yuan said: "If there is no other way, just worship."
Chen Huanyu said: "When your father-in-law opens the study, you will see all the kings of the Qing Dynasty, as well as empresses, ministers, maids, eunuchs, and Aunt Wang who sweeps the floor..."
"Stop, stop, stop! There aren't that many!!! Where did the palace come from, where did Aunt Wang come from???" Chang Yuan said speechlessly.
Chen Huanyu said: "Okay, then there is no Aunt Wang. Anyway, I will worship one by one. This is not to praise your father-in-law, but he is such an honest and kind person. He is not difficult to do. I will directly enter the Qing Dynasty and start worshiping one by one... First
The first one is... Shunzhi!!!"
"Shun... Oh my god, are you so honest and kind? Isn't this going to kill you???" Chang Yuan said speechlessly.
Chen Huanyu said: "Anyway, to put it simply, your father went there on the 1st, and it was the fifteenth day of the first lunar month when he came over..."
"Good guy, I've been knocking for half a month!" Chang Yuan said dumbfounded.
Chen Huanyu said: "Your father is always lucky when he comes home. It's so abominable! This is teasing people. If it doesn't work, I will come back with revenge!"
Chang Yuan praised: "That's right."
Chen Huanyu muttered in a playful manner: "But what should I do if I don't have those things at home? I can't go out to the store that sells New Year paintings to buy them."
"How can we directly buy our ancestors back???" Chang Yuan said.
Chen Huanyu said: "Your father was so cruel that he bought it with ten thousand yuan! He went directly to ask you if there are any paintings here? There is one male and one female, one male and one female.
Which one, how much does this ten thousand yuan cost!!!"
"Female, one man and one woman, one man and many women... The boss misunderstood when he heard this, sir, do you really want that one??? One man and one woman???"
Chang Yuan said: "Yes."
Chen Huanyu said: "My boss is so happy. I just bought a batch of Japanese, European and American, naked, and domestic self-portraits some time ago. Anyway, I made a big bag and let your dad take it home."
"Your father is so beautiful when he comes home. It's okay this time. I'll just wait for your father-in-law to come."
"Yeah?" Chang Yuan said with a smile.uuReading www.uukanshu.com
Chen Huanyu smiled and said: "Your father-in-law came the next day to pay New Year's greetings."
"Your father grabbed your father-in-law and went to the living room: Come, come, come and see the ancestors of our family. They are all prepared for you. You are not allowed to leave until the New Year greetings are finished!!! This is the first generation of elders in my family.
Ancestor, grandma... um...?" Chen Huanyu's expression suddenly solidified.
"I saw it..." Chang Yuan smiled.
Chen Huanyu said with an embarrassed look: "My dear, you are here early, our ancestors haven't gotten up yet!"
"Fuck you!" Chang Yuan said speechlessly.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Uu uh uh..."
The audience burst into laughter and applauded...
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