Chapter 19 Durex
Because it is still the preliminary round, no staff will seriously hold the board and tell the actors that after talking for more than ten minutes, they are still short of the maximum fifteen minutes of the performance.
However, Chen Huanyu, who was well aware, naturally knew that this cross talk was almost ready to end at this point.
Chen Huanyu said with a smile: "If you don't want to go, let's play something else. It's okay to go to the room next to us and play billiards!"
"Oh, that's good. This is a gentleman's sport. It's much better than going over there and getting beaten up." Chang Yuan nodded.
Chen Huanyu said: "Teacher Chang took a billiard cue one or two meters thick and went over."
"It's one or two meters thick. It's like a rocket launcher." Chang Yuan said.
"Then what do you say?" Chen Huanyu asked.
Chang Yuan said: "The slender billiard cue is one or two meters long."
Chen Huanyu nodded and said: "Teacher Chang Yuan took the billiard cue and went in. As soon as he entered, everyone greeted him."
"Teacher Chang Yuan is here!"
"Come here, come here, get ready to kick off."
Chang Yuan nodded and said, "We all know each other."
Chen Huanyu nodded and said: "That's for sure. You are a famous figure here. When I heard that Teacher Chang Yuan was here, hey! You are an amazing person. Everyone nicknamed you Durex in the billiards world!!!"
"Oh Du...Hey, don't talk nonsense!!!" Chang Yuan suddenly felt something was wrong halfway through reading.
"Pfft..."
"Hahaha!!!"
There were chuckles again from the audience. They were all serious men. It was impossible to say that they were not familiar with this thing.
Chen Huanyu on the stage said with a confused look on her face: "What's the matter, what is that thing called???"
Chang Yuan corrected him: "That's called Davis in billiards."
"Then what I'm talking about is..." Chen Huanyu said.
"That's Durex you're talking about." Chang Yuan said speechlessly.
Chen Huanyu still pretended to be confused and said: "Durex and Davis, I heard the same thing, but what's the difference between the two?"
Chang Yuan explained helplessly: "That's nonsense! Just remember that one of these two things can score the goal, and the other cannot score the goal, right?"
Chen Huan said: "Then why can't I score the goal???"
"Nonsense, if you just score the goal, you're done!" Chang Yuan said.
"Pfft hahahahaha!!!"
"Oh, shit..."
"One goal cannot be scored, and the other goal is missed, hahaha!"
"Oh my god, these two are so messed up..."
"How did you come up with it? This baggage is so damn good. I'll go!"
The audience in the audience at this time was obviously a group of crosstalkers, but Chen Huanyu's baggage made them laugh so hard that they burst into tears.
In terms of the frequency of this laughter alone, it is basically more laughter than all the programs in the show so far.
Even the judges in front of him, including Li Xindou, turned away and shrugged their shoulders, making their whole bodies twitch with joy.
Of course the judges were happy, but there were also a few who frowned and shook their heads as if they had heard something offensive.
In particular, a bald old crosstalk artist in the judges' table snorted coldly while watching the performance on the stage, and kept mumbling: "The descendants of the Chang family have disgraced the family tradition, are willing to degenerate, and are vulgar.
words."
On the stage at this time, Chen Huanyu, who was waiting for the laughter to stop, also glanced at the reactions of several judges, but he just curled his lips and didn't take it to heart at all, ignoring what they continued to say:
"Anyway, no matter what, everyone supports you in playing billiards. Teacher Chang Yuan played billiards very accurately. Bang! Bang! He broke the lamp on the ceiling."
"Good guy, am I going to hit you?" Chang Yuan said.
Chen Huanyu said: "I don't understand what it means. Anyway, it's almost noon when we're done here. It's been such a long fight. I have to go home for lunch, and I have to continue swimming in the afternoon."
"Oh, I also have water sports." Chang Yuan said.
Chen Huan said: "That's because my family loves to play with water."
"This is indeed true," Chang Yuan said.
Chen Huanyu said: "When he hit his father, he had this water sports gene passed down from his ancestors. His father loved water sports. He was practicing sailing at that time, right?"
Chang Yuan nodded and said, "Yes, that's right."
Chen Huan said: "The sailboat also comes with diving."
"Sailboat...why does this sailboat also have diving equipment?" Chang Yuan praised.
Chen Huanyu nodded and said: "He has a certain order. He capsizes the boat first, then dives, and comes up five days later. Oh! It's so lifelike!!!"
"Hey, does that mean he drowned???" Chang Yuan thought for a long time before realizing it, and said dumbfounded.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
“Okay, okay!!!”
"well said!!!"
The atmosphere among colleagues in the audience has been completely ignited, and the entire audience has become the audience and responsible for the atmosphere, laughing and applauding desperately.
Chen Huanyu smiled and nodded, and continued toward Chang Yuan: "No matter how good you are at swimming, accidents will inevitably happen. And not only is Teacher Chang Yuan good at water sports, his wife and my sister-in-law are also good at water sports."
"Oh, my wife is also a good swimmer." Chang Yuan said.
Chen Huan said: "It's just jumping instead of swimming, especially since his wife is a professional. She used to be on the national river jumping team when she was young."
"What the hell are you jumping into the river? That's called a diving team." Chang Yuan corrected.
Chen Huan said: "It is difficult to jump into the river first and then jump into the river."
"Teacher Chang Yuan's wife jumped into the river here. After a while, an old man sitting on the white clouds slowly floated out of the river. He had kind eyebrows and kind eyes, white beard and hair, and a fairy-like manner."
"Huh??? Is this a god???" Chang Yuan asked curiously.
Chen Huanyu bowed slowly with lowered eyebrows and lowered his eyes. He held something in his hand and said slowly: "This kind cross talk actor, did you drop this pig?"
"Pig??? That's definitely not the case. The wife I lost is a human being." Chang Yuan said quickly.
Chen Huanyu nodded and said: "Well...kind-hearted cross talk actor, did you drop this elephant???"
"That's not true anymore. That was Sun Yue's guess." Chang Yuan shook his head.
Chen Huanyu said: "Well... kind-hearted cross talk actor, if these two are not your wives, they must be the last ones, but I can only help you so far. You can only get down the last one by yourself."
Take it!"
Chapter completed!