Chapter 175 Old Wang Big Brother
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Chen Huanyu said: "And it's not easy for your mother here. She knelt down and kowtowed her head step by step, and knelt down on Miaofeng Mountain."
Chang Yuan nodded and said, "Oh, it's really not easy."
Chen Huanyu said, "After you get up the mountain, your mother is burning incense and praying."
Chang Yuan asked, "How did you pray for this?"
Chen Huanyu put his hands together and prayed devoutly, saying, "The old lady is above, the little woman, the wild family, Ji, is below..."
"Go!!! Your mother is a pheasant!!!" Chang Yuan squirted angrily.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
“Wait………”
"Hey, huh......"
"Yemen Jishi Hahaha, oh my god!"
The audience burst into laughter in an instant, and applause was thunderous.
Chen Huanyu said, "Anyway, it's just so-and-so. Please reward us with one son and half of our daughters! I will rebuild the temple for you and shape the golden body again. After praying, I kowtowed three more times, ding ding ding ding ~"
"Why is this kowtow moving?" Chang Yuan wondered.
Chen Huanyu explained: "There is a monk next to you who takes care of your mother and is playing the bell. This is called "Yongqing Shengping". If you have a child in the future, you will be born safely."
Chang Yuan suddenly said, "Oh...then this monk has to stay."
Chen Huanyu said, "Then your mother took out a red-headed rope, and now she will start tying the doll."
Chang Yuan said: "Then how to tying the method?"
Chen Huanyu pinched the rope with his hands, pointed it gently and said, "Hey, there is a doll in this old lady's arms."
Chang Yuan said: "That's good, just tie it."
Chen Huanyu waved his hand and said, "Your mother dare not tie it up. This is the true dragon emperor. Who dares? Even if you tie it up, will you have such a big fate?"
"Oh, that's not possible." Chang Yuan said.
Chen Huanyu continued: "The ones above dare not tie them up."
"What's going on?" Chang Yuan said.
Chen Huanyu explained: "I'm afraid you're naughty, it's too dangerous to climb a ladder when you grow up."
"After finally, your mother found eight villains under an altar, one of which was you."
"What about the other seven?" Chang Yuan held curiously.
Chen Huanyu smiled and said, "Cauliba!"
"There are seven gourd babies, so I mean I am that grandpa, right?" Chang Yuan said speechlessly.
Chen Huanyu smiled and said, "No, you are that snake spirit!"
"Don't ask, my face must be a melon-shaped face." Chang Yuan also said to Tao Kan.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
“Wait………”
The audience chuckled.
Chen Huanyu said, "Your mother tied this red rope to you. When you go back, your mother's belly will become bigger. Hey, just say that this old monk is so smart."
Chang Yuan corrected speechlessly: "How do you say this? Is that the old lady spirit?"
Chen Huanyu sighed: "Yes, yes, yes, since you got pregnant with you, it's really not easy for your mother. She doesn't dare to go to a high place."
Chang Yuan said: "What's wrong?"
"I'm afraid you'll stretch it."
"I dare not pick up money on the ground."
"What's wrong with this?"
"I'm afraid you'll stay there."
Chen Huanyu said, "Even if you are farts, you have to save half of them."
Chang Yuan asked, "What is this for?"
Chen Huanyu smiled wickedly: "I'm afraid that I'll put it too much, so I accidentally shocked you."
Chang Yuan waved his hand and said, "It's not! My mother doesn't have that much energy."
Chen Huanyu said: "Slowly, your mother's belly is getting bigger and bigger. Once you are pregnant for ten months, you will give birth and give birth to a big fat boy!!!"
"Isn't that me?" Chang Yuan said.
Chen Huanyu said, "Okay! I'm so happy. The whole family is very happy. The child is born and the mother and son are safe. Everything is very smooth. In the days that follow, you are also growing up day by day, and you are particularly smart, well-behaved and sensible."
"It's the only regret that you don't speak or speak as you are born until you are ten years old.
No matter who asks you, don’t care about it, don’t worry about traditional Chinese medicine, Xixi, a master, a priest, a veterinarian…….”
"Where are veterinarians?" Chang Yuan waved his hand and said speechlessly.
Chen Huanyu said: "What do you mean? You just want to seek medical treatment when you are in a hurry. Anyway, you have seen all the messes, and it doesn't work!"
"Oh, then why is this? What's wrong with it?" Chang Yuan also praised.
Chen Huanyu said: "In the end, it was during your tenth birthday party, your father had a big banquet for guests, seventh aunt, eighth aunt, second uncle, and neighbors Lao Wang next door. Everyone came and everyone gathered together."
"Your father begged grandpa and grandma to persuade you, and you finally told everyone the truth."
Chang Yuan said in surprise: "Oh? That means I could talk??"
Chen Huanyu explained: "Yes, you are a baby given by the old lady. This is a noble status. Your family is full of mortal bodies. How can you bear your screams?"
"So, you have always known something since you were born. No matter who it is, as long as you shout, you will die on the spot!!!"
"My God! This is so amazing!" Chang Yuan said dumbfounded.
Chen Huanyu said: "But no matter how you say it, your father loves his son very much. In addition, you are a child in every family, how could you believe this so easily?"
"At that time, you gathered all your servants, cooks, gardeners, and housekeepers. We want to give it a try!"
"Of course, this result is really. As expected, as long as you call someone, anyone will bleed down the ground with blood from their seven orifices!"
"What should I do?" Chang Yuan said.
Chen Huanyu said, "Your father sighed: Don't force me if you don't have a son in your life! Son, you are my son. Since I have asked you back in this life, why are the two of them kissing father and son?"
"If you can call me Dad, even if I die now, I'm worth it! Call me Dad!!! Call me Dad!!!"
"Wow! This is really awesome??" Chang Yuan asked dumbfoundedly.uu Reading www.uukanshu.com
Chen Huanyu paused for a moment and looked at the audience's reaction, then said, "The neighbors and neighbors near your house are nervous about watching this, especially my cousin, Brother Lao Wang, next door, and I will persuade you quickly."
"Oh, otherwise you can forget it... or you can call the child clearly and specifically. Should you call him a real dad... or ask you to recognize him......"
"Go to play! What's this? What's the matter with him here??" Chang Yuan said angrily.
Chen Huanyu said: "As soon as your father finished saying these sincere words, you could no longer hold back. He cried and shouted loudly: Dad... Hey, it's weird! Your father is not dead!!!"
"Don't do this, don't do anything bad. You want to say that Lao Wang next door is dead, right?" Chang Yuan said angrily.
"Wait..." The audience cheered one after another.
Chen Huanyu, who was in the audience, seemed to have guessed the ending, then slowly spoke up, spread his hands and smiled, "Hey! The magic is magic here, and my cousin Wang next door is fine!!!"
"Um???"
“Eh???”
As he finished speaking, the audience was surprised in an instant, and Chang Yuan's words came:
"Ah??? Then what does this mean in the end who died?"
Chen Huanyu smiled and said, "A monk died in the temple of the Immortal Mission in Miaofeng Mountain next to him."
Chang Yuan pushed Chen Huanyu and said, "I'll go to yours!"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
“Wait………”
At the end of the last small turn, Chen Huanyu upgraded a small bag that was not a big one again, which perfectly made the audience laugh.
Chapter completed!