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Chapter 145 Push the chest to the abdomen

Chen Huanyu said: "To put it simply, I flew to Yilako in one day and found you based on the navigation."

"You are so happy when you see me! My whole body has been tanned by the sun. My mouth is so white that my teeth are dazzling. The reflections are reflected when I brush my teeth. They have glass bottoms!!!"

"Don't talk nonsense, why didn't this happen?" Yu Qian said helplessly.

Chen Huanyu said: "After asking carefully, I found out that you were brushing your teeth and shaving at the door of this beauty building. You were doing well the past few days."

"Who would have known that one day my beautiful husband would come back from a business trip and see you beating him up. If he hadn't run so fast, he would have released a lion and killed you."

"Oh! She has a husband? Then why should I pursue a relationship? I didn't even look at her before I pursued her." Yu Qianyi said with a pained face.

Chen Huanyu learned from Yu Qiandao: "I didn't have time, but after I arrived and collected information, I got another good news. That is, her husband went hunting a few days ago and was eaten by his own lion. Now we have another chance."

"But there is a chance, but she refuses to see me now. Brother, you are my brother, can you help me? Go and talk to her, okay?"

Yu Qian shook his head and said with pain on his face: "Oh, I'm such a waste."

Chen Huanyu said: "I nodded, I have no choice but this is what I am here for. Who are you? You are my good big brother. I have been growing up since I was a child. I must help with this matter."

"Brother Qian, don't worry, I'm busy, I'll help you, you lead the way!!! I'll go and talk to you!!!"

Yu Qian gave him a thumbs up and said, "You are loyal."

Chen Huanyu said: "As soon as you took me to the building where the beautiful woman lives, I was also shocked. What a townhouse. It's so luxurious!!!"

"Oh, this beauty is still a wealthy person, isn't she?" Yu Qian said even more excitedly.

Chen Huan said: "When you get to the door, go up and knock on the door. If you knock three times, there will be sounds from inside. Let's go. No one is here!!!"

"If this person is not here, where did that voice come from?" Yu Qiandao

Chen Huanyu turned around and learned from Yu Qiandao: "Brother, if he is not here, let's come back tomorrow."

"Oh no, Brother Qian, did you pull out your brain when you had diarrhea... Your IQ has not improved much over the years. Come on, come on, you open the door and I call the door."

"Hahaha!!!"

"Uu uh uh..."

The audience in the audience chuckled and started cheering together.

Yu Qian looked dissatisfied and said: "What are you talking about? Besides, if you knock on the door, they will open it???"

Chen Huanyu said proudly: "That's for sure. As soon as I called the door, a very beautiful girl opened the door and came out. She is very beautiful! She is both cute and lost, with spring eyebrows, autumn-cut pupils, and the corners of her eyebrows and eyes. It's endless.

Thousands of coquettishness... Thousands of amorous feelings."

Yu Qiandao: "You have to make your words clear, don't talk nonsense."

Chen Huanyu said: "The beauty glanced at me and gave me a shy look."

"Dead ghost~come in~~~"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Uu uh uh..."

Yu Qian said helplessly: "Good guy, are you sure there are no pink lights hanging outside this villa?"

Chen Huan said: "I opened the door and walked into the girl's room. It's okay to say that you are in such a blessed state of mind that I started yelling loudly before even sitting on the sofa."

"Well! I sat on the curb for too long and got cold and diarrhea!!! Where is your toilet???"

Yu Qian was speechless and said: "You call this a blessing to the soul? Why are you yelling in the toilet? You are too cowardly!"

Chen Huan said: "The beauty looked very disgusted and pointed downstairs: Go, go! It's downstairs, on the far right."

"Now that you're gone, the beauty and I are the only two people left in this room. The beauty took off her outer coat and was wearing a very simple pajamas underneath..."

"Hey! What's so simple about pajamas? Can they also be worn backless?" Yu Qian asked curiously.

Chen Huanyu said: "As a grown man, I don't know much about it. Anyway, it looks like black fishnet stockings - a fashionable hollow outfit."

Yu Qandao: "Oh my god..."

Chen Huanyu said: "The beauty and I sat across from each other at the dining table. On the table were sober red wine, steak, and a few candles. It was a candlelight dinner."

"Why does this situation feel more and more wrong?" Yu Qian said.

Chen Huanyu said: "The beauty shook the red wine and said: Do you have anything to say?"

"I'm so happy: Hi! I'm here for my friends. I don't have anything to say. Can I sing a song for you?"

Yu Qiandao: "Oh, sing to express it."

Chen Huanyu cleared her throat and sang: "I went into the tent at three o'clock, and my parents went to bed and blew the lamp again. We dressed up smartly tonight, and we are of the same age, not counting the thieves who picked flowers and stole willows.

No one suffers~~~"

"Oh oh oh......"

"Uu uh uh..."

The audience in the audience followed suit and cheered.

"It doesn't sound like I'm here for friends. The relationship between you two..." Yu Qian wondered.

Chen Huan said: "What relationship can we have? On the other hand, you are still relieving yourself in the toilet."

Yu Qiandao: "Ah, that's right. Anyway, I'll have fun first."

Chen Huan said: "You're in a good mood here. After wiping, look for the flush button. I just found it and saw a small note on it."

"Small note? What's written???" Yu Qian asked.

Chen Huan said: "Don't use these words too much! Look how annoying this is. Can I still use a toilet for you?"

Yu Qian was also filled with indignation and said: "Yes, how could this be broken?"

Chen Huanyu said: "You ignored him and just pressed the flush button, wah wah! Water spurted out like a fireman's water gun. Only then did you realize that there was water on your face.

There was a pause, it should be don’t use it, it’s broken!!!”

"Good guy, you should put a comma in it!" Yu Qian said speechlessly.

Chen Huanyu spread her hands and said, "There's nothing I can do. I reacted too slowly. The water has already spurted out."

"This toilet is relatively high-end. I occasionally need to take a shower or something. The cracks in the door are waterproofed. What should I do if the water does not flow out? The water level is increasing, and the water level is from the ankles to the calves, and it is full to the stomach."

Yu Qianpeng said: "Then what should we do? Won't he drown in a moment???"

Chen Huan said: "There is only one way - drink!!!"

"Oh, how about drinking it raw???" Yu Qianren was dumbfounded.

Chen Huan said: "Then what should I do? In this moment of hesitation, the water level has reached my eyebrows. I didn't say drink!!! Tons, tons, tons, tons, tons~~~"

"To put it simply, after drinking for a whole night, I finally drank the water level from my eyebrows to my shoulders."

Yu Qiandao: "I just drank like this all night???"

Chen Huanyu said: "It's almost noon, and the beauty and I went to the toilet and opened the door: Hey Brother Qian, let me tell you some good news. This beauty has agreed to have a relationship with you. You two can just agree on a time to get married..."

Yu Qian stopped Chen Huanyu from finishing what he said: "Wait a minute!!! Wait a minute. Let's not mention why this beauty agreed. Can you first tell us what you did this night? At noon the next day

Just remembered me???"

Chen Huanyu said sheepishly: "Hey! What else can you do? Why not be reasonable? I've been talking to a beautiful woman all night long."
Chapter completed!
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