Chapter 130 "Nine-Headed Case" Fusion Chapter(1/2)
Backstage at this time, Cao Yunxin finished the phone call and came up to the performers with a surprised look on his face:
"This is... ...a stand-up???"
"Really... I heard from Brother Chen that it's called "Nine Head Cases". We haven't heard of this either. Senior brother, have you heard of it?" Kong Deshui replied smoothly.
"I've heard... I've heard a few, but this stand-up comedy is quite rare. I heard my master say before that this stand-up comedy is actually not complete, and everyone's words are different. It's all about making money.
Most of the time, I just talk about a paragraph and then pull it off after I finish speaking. I just don’t know how much Brother Chen knows..." Cao Yunxin explained.
"You should know a lot about it. After all, Brother Chen's family is... right? After so many years of sorting it out, maybe it's really complete." Liu Yuntian finished.
When everyone thought of the famous cross talk master in Chen Huanyu's family, they no longer had any doubts at all. They all listened carefully and studied hard.
Chen Huanyu on the stage also continued:
"Why is this Ma San in the city today? It's not to visit relatives. Although he has two distant relatives, we have stopped contacting him a long time ago. This time he came to see two brothers."
"Why? It's going to be winter soon, and it's hard to make money outside when the weather gets cold. I was thinking if I could get some money out of the hands of these two brothers, and at least I can get through the new year."
"The three brothers who worship the boss, the eldest is named Jia - Uncle Jia, the second is named Men - Er Ye Men, and the third is Ma San."
"Men in ancient times loved to do this, especially in rural areas. Why? In agricultural societies, especially feudal societies, public security was still relatively poor. If farmers wanted to ensure the safety of their families, they had to have a group of people stick together, and then
When encountering any danger, only by resisting it together can we overcome the difficulty."
"So if many farmers feel that they have similar temperaments, they will choose to join a sworn alliance. In today's terms, it can be regarded as a contract. What else should we join? Those who fight - soldiers, bandits, rebels, ancient
Wait a minute, Danger."
Just like what I said before, what I pursue is the feeling of loyalty that shares blessings and hardships. Isn’t there a famous saying that says, “I would rather learn from the Taoyuan three-person sworn brotherhood than the Wagang one-burner incense.”
Chen Huanyu paused for a moment and waited for the audience to ponder for a while before continuing: "Everyone has heard of the romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties in Wagang. Those who have watched the TV series should know what it means. Thirty-six friends of Jiajialou are sworn sworn friends."
"But everyone says you can't learn this. You still have to learn from the Three Kingdoms Peach Garden Three Brothers. Why do you say that? In fact, not many people have explained this in detail before."
"Logically speaking, in fact, our history from ancient times to the present has always been very success-oriented. The Taoyuan Three are sworn brothers. We all know that the friendship is there, but these three people are not successful."
"You can also think about it, is this the case? Although the world is divided into three parts, the second master Guan - carelessly lost Jingzhou, defeated Maicheng and died, Zhang Fei said nothing - has not recovered from the grief
It's time to calm down inside. I haven't avenged my second brother yet.
, who was killed by two rats at night, Fan Jiang and Zhang Da, the boss Liu Bei - sent the whole country to attack Soochow, avenged Guan and Zhang, and finally the company was burned down, and he was forced to leave Baidi City Tuogu, but his career was actually not very successful.
, those who died were also miserable.”
"On the other hand, you can talk about the group of people in Wagang Village. How good it is. The thirty-six friends who survived in the end are all the founding heroes of the Tang Dynasty. They are all painting on Lingyan Pavilion, right?
The descendants of Fu Duoshou are all high officials, but why were they unsuccessful? This third brother deserves our respect."
"It's because of the two words I just mentioned - loyalty and righteousness. Let's talk about Mr. Guan first. He is a man of unparalleled loyalty and righteousness throughout history. How did Cao Cao treat him when he was in Cao's camp? Everyone in the world knows that the horse is gold and the horse is silver.
Xiuxiafu is divided into two houses, and it is well known to the world that married women are controlled. It is all because of Guan Yu's face and Liu Bei's family...right! You know how sincere this is and how much sacrifice it has cost!
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"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Uu uh uh..."
The audience in the audience burst into laughter instantly, and they all started to cheer knowingly.
Chen Huanyu smiled and said:
"Anyway, in all aspects, no one in the country can give more than Cao Cao, but as for Mr. Guan Erye, after he beheaded Yan Liang and Wen Chou, as soon as he heard about his brother's whereabouts, he directly put up a seal and sealed the gold, resigned from Cao three times, and Ba Qiao picked up a robe.
, Cross five passes and kill six generals, ride thousands of miles alone? Just one sentence: I have to go to my brother, this is loyalty."
"The same goes for Zhang Fei. How capable is he? He has followed Liu Bei for most of his life and only has ten thousand soldiers under his command. What about Yan Liang who was slaughtered by his second brother Guan Yu? He just came out and brought one hundred thousand elite soldiers.
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"This is the time when the situation is better. If there are fewer people, no one will be able to defeat one after another. When the most difficult time is to conquer the east and west, he will almost become a bare general. Think about how proud this Fei is.
He is a fiery person, and he endures it for the sake of his brother."
"In the end, Liu Bei finally started his life's work and became emperor. As soon as he heard that Guan Zhang was dead, he immediately turned the gun against Soochow and fought tooth and nail to avenge Soochow."
"Zhuge Liang came over to persuade him not to fight. If Shu and Wu are fighting with each other, Wei will benefit next door. Liu Bei has listened to Zhuge Liang all his life, but he didn't listen this time. You said that if you really want to unite to fight Wei, maybe the Three Kingdoms will
It’s another ending. Regardless of career or country, I still want to help my brother get revenge! So this brotherhood, loyalty and loyalty are respectable."
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Chen Huanyu calmed down and continued:
"But on the other hand, let's talk about the big guys in Wagangshan... Except for Wang Bodang, Shan Xiongxin, to be honest, the rest of them really have no integrity. They are aware of current affairs and have succeeded, but they are all
Nodding to the wall."
"He was mumbling: Oh, for the sake of all the people in the world! For the common people! He left with Li Shimin in a flash, for example, Qin Qiong inside."
"A good man is indeed a good man, and he is also powerful. He was involved in two cases of horse trampling on the Yellow River. He beat 72 houses in three states and six prefectures in Shandong with his mace. He makes friends like Meng Chang, and his filial mother is as good as Zhuan Zhu."
"Mengchang and Zhuanzhu, one is good to his friends and the other is good to my mother. All the good words are given to Qin Qiong. It seems that Zhuanzhu and Qin Qiong did what he didn't say, but this Sai Mengchang... this has to be
Two words."
"Who was the best to Qin Qiong in the Sui and Tang Dynasties? Shan Xiongxin! When Qin Qiong was trying to sell off his trump card, it was Shan Xiongxin who helped him out. Qin Qiong's mother had a birthday, and Shan Xiongxin made a big scene by gathering in the martial arts world of seven provinces to celebrate her birthday. This has nothing to do with Qin Qiong.
, people are looking at Shan Xiongxin’s face.”
"Later Wagang was suppressed and Qin Qiong was in trouble. It was Shan Xiongxin who took Qin Qiong home. In Luoyang, Qin Qiong defected to Li Shimin. He knew clearly that this guy would definitely go and never came back. Shan Xiongxin sent him off and didn't say a word to save him. He was benevolent, righteous and moral.
ah."
"What about Qin Qiong? In the end, he voted for the Tang Dynasty. Li Shimin turned around and attacked Luoyang and asked who could capture Shan Xiongxin? Qin Qiong: The last general is willing to go!"
"puff…………"
"Hahahahaha!"
The audience in the audience couldn't help but laugh out loud again.
Chen Huanyu sighed softly and said: "In the end, the five dragons were locked up. Shan Xiongxin was arrested and refused to surrender and was going to be beheaded. Holding a glass of wine, he still said the same thing, where is my second brother Qin? Qin Qiong is not here, the dead body is lying
After Qin Qiong came back from a business trip, she knelt on the ground and cried bitterly. Although there was a job that sent you out specifically, but for what reason you were sent out, you didn’t have a clue in your heart, right?"
"So it is better to learn from the Taoyuan three-member sworn brotherhood than from the Wagang one-burner incense. You can say that you are successful, you can say that you are serving the world, you can say that you have taken care of the overall situation, but! You have not fulfilled your duty as brothers, and there is no way to talk about it.
The word loyalty."
Most of the audience off the stage knew Qin Qiong as a hero from the Sui and Tang Dynasties. It was the first time that the current goalkeeper heard Chen Huanyu look at the problem from another angle. He was also particularly surprised, and he gradually fell into the drama without knowing it.
, listening more and more seriously.
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Chen Huanyu: "So, actually, do you think this worship method is useful? You still have to look at people. For example, Ma San in the article has obviously poor eyesight."
"About fifty or sixty years later, Boss Jia came out of the Zhenwu Temple. He was about forty years old and had a goatee. As he walked out, he looked around: Who is it? Who is looking for me? Oops! Here comes the third brother.
La!!!"
"Brother~~~" Chen Huanyu started to perform, playing two roles.
"Brother, I haven't seen you in a while, hahaha! How are you lately? Not bad. You can tell by the way you dress that you are doing well. My brother is getting rich."
"Hey brother, I'm really mixed up. Look at me, don't I wear bits and pieces of silk?"
"Ma San joked to himself, I'm wearing bits and pieces of silk, so you can tell me how I got rich. I'm here this time... well, I'm here... to beg you."
Chen Huanyu looked at the people in the audience and said:
"Everyone, you can tell by now, does Mr. Jia have a bad look in his eyes? Of course not, on the contrary, this man is alive. From the moment he went out, he saw Ma San'er, who looked like this from head to toe.
Sweep, in fact, you know that money cannot be avoided."
"So what does Uncle Jia mean by holding this in his arms? It's great to be a high hat for others. Oh, it's great that you've made a fortune. As long as Ma San is so shameless and agrees to this casually, he will definitely not be able to think about it.
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"But do you think Ma San'er can tell if you heard it? Of course, they are all human beings. Who is more confused than the other? Then he lowered his face and began to belittle himself. One of them wants to give face to the other, and the other does not.
This face only requires money."
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"Please? Beg me again? Brother! Brother, what's wrong with you? Who bullied you? Brother, please stand up for you. There is someone in the official office of brother."
Boss Jia and Ma San, played by Chen Huanyu, are two extremes. One raises his head high and pretends to be dumbfounded, while the other bows down to apologize and looks flattering.
"Brother, I'm really at my wits' end right now. This, this... I'm climbing the Luo Guo mountain - money is tight, this is a joke from the old days of Kyoto City, there is no way to ask for money directly, Ma San also couldn't open his mouth at once.
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Chen Huanyu imitated Boss Jia and scratched his head in confusion, then thought for a moment with a blank look on his face: "Luo Guo Mountain Climbing... Luo Guo Mountain Climbing... Oh, I understand, you want to say that Luo Guo Mountain Climbing...
...You are rich with money, right?”
To be continued...