Chapter 1 Cross talk small group
On New Year's Eve in 1994, a former crosstalk actor said to a crosstalk actor in the dining car of a passenger train during the Spring Festival Gala sketch: "It is obvious that crosstalk can no longer do sketches now!"
In the midst of ridicule, the status of the two comedy modes was completely reversed, and sketches took over from cross talk and raised the banner of language programs.
2003: A fat little black man from Jindu moved the crosstalk performance venue to Tianqiao, and the "Kyoto Crosstalk Conference" was officially renamed "Deyun Club", but the business was still extremely slow.
"I didn't expect... I didn't expect that Mr. Ma Sanda also passed away in February this year. He was reborn again, and in the end he never saw the master's grace on the stage. It is really a pity and a shame."
In a small fly shop in Kyoto, Chen Huanyu was casually browsing through several newspapers of this year. He accidentally turned over a report about Mr. Ma, and felt infinite emotion in his heart.
"Young man, here you go, what do you want to eat? There are rice bowls for three yuan and five yuan."
"Sister, three twice-cooked pork rice bowls cost five yuan... Ah, forget it, they cost three yuan." Halfway through, Chen Huanyu looked at the two ten yuan bills that added up to less than the money in his wallet, and suddenly
Change your words.
"Hey, okay, I'll charge you ten yuan, find one!"
After the aunt in the small restaurant said hello, she quickly opened three boxes of rice, scooped up a full spoonful of twice-cooked pork on the tray, and then gently shook the meat pieces and rolled them off.
When the aunt poured it on the three boxes of rice, there were only three full spoonfuls of green pepper left.
The corners of Chen Huanyu's mouth twitched and she wished she could take back what she just said. What she said was really heartbreaking. She could sue the court for her cooking skills and call her a fraud!
Helplessly picking up the lunch box, Chen Huanyu turned around and walked out of the hotel, taking a few steps back to the teahouse not far away.
The teahouse is not large in scale, with enough space for twenty or thirty tables. At this time, there were about seven or eight customers eating melon seeds and drinking tea.
As for Chen Huanyu, he certainly wasn't here to drink tea and have fun. He walked around everyone with his lunch box and came to the small stage of about three square meters in front.
In a dark corner, two people, a fat one and a thin one, were sitting and chatting. The thin man was in his twenties and had a standard build. He looked very honest and his name was Chang Yuan.
As for the fat man on the side, his name is Sun Yue. He has elephant legs, a bucket waist, a huge belly, and his chin has become three layers on his chest. It is almost impossible to find his neck.
Chen Huanyu and Chang Yuan were originally of quite normal body shape, but now that they were in the same frame as Fatty Sun, the two of them looked like refugees who had been starved for three days by Yi Kelan.
"Hey! The meal is finally here. It's rare for you to treat me. What kind of hard food do you want today? Chen Huanyu?" Fatty Sun laughed after looking at the visitor.
Chen Huanyu shrugged and said, "I don't have much money for hard food, so I'll make do with the twice-cooked pork rice bowl. I'll finish it quickly and there will be a show later."
"Come on, it's not a bad idea to do it!" Chang Yuan smiled and took the box of lunch.
Fatty Sun was naturally not polite. He grabbed his chopsticks and opened the last box of lunch, and then... fell into silent contemplation:
"what is this?"
"Your lunch box, twice-cooked pork rice bowl."
Chen Huanyu quickly picked up his lunch box and spoke in a normal tone.
"Isn't this a box of green pepper rice bowl? Twice-cooked pork! Where's the meat???" Sun Yue opened her eyes wide and almost looked for it with a magnifying glass, but found two scattered pieces of minced meat on the bottom of the lunch box.
"It's back to the pot." Chen Huanyu shrugged.
Chang Yuan was also looking at the lunch box in a daze, and he almost choked to death on his own saliva.
Sun Yue: "...Good guy, this is the first time I heard that this time the meat is all put back into the pot."
Chen Huanyu said in a serious tone: "Okay, okay, fat man, you are two pounds heavier than the elephant you keep in the zoo. If you throw it into the Yongding River, it will float on its own. You have brought your own swimming ring, sir."
Just eat some and pretend that you can’t lose weight anymore, right?”
"What kind of meat do you need for a five-yuan lunch box? Just give me some shredded pork and minced meat."
"It's just for your health, eat less meat and fish, green pepper is good, it looks green and healthy." Chang Yuan also agreed.
"Anyway, if you eat these onions and green peppers, you will get diarrhea if you fart too much. You two will be on stage to talk about cross talk later. Anyway, you two should pay attention." Sun Yue complained with a big mouth, but he still ate the box lunch with the minced meat.
Chen Huanyu and Chang Yuan have just graduated from the Kyoto Film Academy, so they don't have to worry about time. He can only rush to the teahouse to perform after finishing his regular work at the zoo.
There is one performance in the teahouse from Monday to Friday, with a total of five crosstalks. The three people compliment each other and perform in turns. The salary is only 100 yuan per person. Meals and round-trip expenses are paid out of pocket.
Basically, you can't make much money by going back and forth. In addition, the three of them are not willing to ask for money, so they are not particularly wealthy.
This kind of lunch box is not very delicious, but for Chen Huanyu and the other two who are not very good at eating, it is already a very decent dinner.
The three of them were sitting in the corner of the table, cooking, but not far away, a horse-faced man in his fifties had already pretended to be a customer and had been watching the three of them silently for a long time.
Hearing what Sun Yue said, he finally couldn't help but let out a long sigh. He walked up to the three of them and said, "You three, if the food is not good, don't eat it. I'll take you to eat roast duck at Bianyifang later."
Chen Huanyu and the other three turned around when they heard the noise, and the next second they were frozen on the spot.
"Uncle Hou!!!" Chang Yuan and Sun Yue said in unison as they looked at each other's familiar faces.
Chen Huanyu said with a surprised look on her face: "Uncle! Why did you come here if you weren't there???"
In this reincarnation, his mother is Hou Xin, the youngest daughter of the Hou family, and Hou Sanwen is naturally Chen Huanyu's third uncle.
Mr. Hou shook his head and said helplessly: "The eldest grandson of Mr. Chang Baohua from the Chang family, the grandson of Mr. Li Wenhua from the Li family, and Chen Huanyu, you bastard. You three, let me tell you what you are good at..."
"Sun Yue, tell me about you. Can't you work hard at the stable job at the zoo while you are trying to find a job at home?"
Sun Yue scratched the back of his head and nodded with a smile.
Mr. Hou looked at the other two people and continued to scold:
"And you two, college students and top students who graduated from such a good school as Kyoto Film Academy, why don't you go out to do something? Actor! Director! Singer, right? You two come to a place like this to talk about cross talk? I won't come here again.
Look, I think you are really going crazy!"
Chen Huanyu scratched his head and said with a smile: "No uncle...we are just having fun and making pocket money. We are also missing out on our normal work."
"Look at me, didn't I just rely on my ability to get into the air service? Now I am also a well-established mainstream actor."
Mr. Hou curled his lips and said with disgust: "Bah! I don't think you need to call me uncle anymore, you are my uncle! Do you think I don't know what a frivolous kid you are?"
"I - the head of the railway art troupe, you want to take the aviation administration test for me, don't you just want to avoid me and talk about cross talk on your own?"
"I'm telling you, I'm still saying the same thing. Although there are few cross talk actors in the Lao Hou family, you are not missing. You should develop into the entertainment industry steadily, so that I can have an explanation for your mother, and save you from having to blame others later.
Chapter completed!