Chapter 69 Earthquake!
I saw what shouldn't be seen, and heard what shouldn't be heard. Should I take action first and kill this dog emperor to silence? Wait online, it's quite urgent...
Xia Yuanji looked around, looked at his old arms and legs, and then looked at Zhu Laosi with a tiger back and bear waist. Finally, he had to give up this extremely attractive idea.
After a storm, Zhu Gaoxu finally grabbed the little rooster who almost escaped, and then stood in front of Zhu Laosi with a smirk, looking quite helpless.
Zhu Laosi suddenly wanted to laugh when he looked at his second son who was a little taller than him.
No matter how tall a son is, he is still his own son. His silly appearance seems to be no different from when he was a child?
When Zhu Laosi's mouth was raised, Zhu Gaoxu quickly raised the little rooster in his hand and laughed: "The fried Yang Dianma Crazy is delicious! Today, the child invites his father to eat chicken!"
The smile on the corner of his mouth disappeared, and Zhu Laosi snorted, "Who told you to come from Shuntian Mansion? Wuzhao left the fief without permission. Do you know how serious a sin this is?"
Zhu Gaochi came over and bowed and said, "My father, it was my son who wrote a letter to my second brother, calling him to come to Shuntian Mansion to relax and let him talk with me."
Zhu Laosi ignored this bullshit statement, but snorted dryly and ordered: "Let's go and let that little bastard fry the chicken, let's have some good drinks tonight."
It is true that Zhu Laosi is the emperor, but Zhu Laosi is also a father. Before his son did not threaten his throne, Zhu Laosi prefers to see his sons get along well rather than being tense.
The scene of the brothers and brothers in front of him undoubtedly shows that the relationship between Zhu Gaochi and his brothers is not bad, just like the relationship between him and his elder brother Zhu Biao.
pity……
As soon as he stepped into the Yang family village, Zhu Laosi said with a smile: "How great would it be if the villages in the world are like this Yang family village."
Xia Yuanji's mouth couldn't help but twitch and whispered: "The cement roads are all paved in this village. Where can the other villages have such good things? The priest general is willing to spend money on the merchants, but can other gentry be willing to give up?"
Seeing Xia Yuanji jumping out to make things difficult for him, Zhu Laosi couldn't help but snorted, led by Zhu Gaochi's brothers and headed straight to Zhu Gaochi's courtyard, and asked Zhu Gaoxu to inform Yang Shaofeng and his son to come over.
When Yang Jichun saw Zhu Laosi, he was a little hesitant at first, then he pushed the golden mountain and bowed like a jade pillar, and choked and said, "Let's be humble Yang Jichun, long live my emperor, long live, long live!"
Zhu Laosi walked around Yang Jichun who was kneeling on the ground twice, snorting coldly, "You don't want the title I gave you, and you had to change this thousand acres of fertile land. Do you regret it now?"
Yang Jichun shook his head and said, "I don't regret it. Your Majesty doesn't know that there are still hundreds of old brothers in the army in the Yang family village. I often drink with them, so I am happy.
As for the title, although the humble one wants it, his leg is already ruined and he can no longer carry a knife to fight. Asking for the title is just a shame for His Majesty. It is better to farm honestly."
Zhu Laosi resisted the urge to kick it and snorted coldly: "Get up. You gave birth to a good son. You made things difficult for me back then, but now this bastard has also made things difficult for me. I really want to hang up and pump both of you, father and son!"
Yang Jichun stood up from the ground, and then sold his son: "If that little bastard makes His Majesty angry, I will hang him up and pump him later!"
Yang Shaofeng, who had just accompanied Yang Jichun to get up from the ground, looked at his father in a confused look, and then looked at the little rooster who was still being held in Zhu Gaoxu's hand, and couldn't help but become furious.
Why? If you want to be hung up and slaughter your own chicken, you can entertain this family with good wine and good food? Are you bandits?
Zhu Laosi glared at Yang Shaofeng and sneered: "What are you still standing here? Why don't you slaughter the chicken quickly? Hurry up and prepare the wine and food, and hang you up and smoke it one quarter of an evening!"
As for the chicken that Zhu Gaoxu stole the father of Yang Shaofeng's family, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty had stole a cow, what was the stolen chicken?
Yang Shaofeng looked at Zhu Laosi's appearance, and Zhu Laosi's appearance of comfort when he looked at Zhu Gaochi's brothers, as if his son would steal chickens so gloriously. When he looked at his little rooster, he couldn't help but spat several times in his heart, and then carried the little rooster to the kitchen.
After glaring at Zhu Zhanji who was following him, Yang Shaofeng couldn't help but snorted coldly, stretched out a finger, and said to Zhu Zhanji: "One more, one tael of silver, remember to remember to pay back the money in your account, nine out of nine and thirteen, the interest rate of the donkey rolling around, remember to pay back the money quickly!"
Zhu Zhanji chuckled indifferently: "The chicken was stolen by the second uncle, and it was eaten by my grandfather. What does it have to do with me if you slaughter it and cook it? Even if you search through the Daming Rule, you can't find this one~"
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Zhu Laosi also inexplicably fell in love with Yangjiazhuang, so after dealing with the matter of Zheng He offering prisoners and border markets, he took some time to run to Yangjiazhuang.
For many elderly people in Yangjiazhuang, many old men from the Zuowei of Yanshan know Zhu Laosi's identity, but they know but cannot say it.
For the young and strong people in the Yang Family Village, this is a strange-tempered old man, the eldest son's grandfather, and if he has something to do, he likes to stroll around the village.
The one who likes Zhu Laosi the most is actually not the old brothers from the Left Guard in Yanshan, nor are they Zhu Zhanji and Yang Shaofeng, nor are they the two brothers Zhu Gaochi who are always scolded, but the naughty children in the village.
The old man is pretty good. Not only is he not very arrogant, but he always has candy in his sleeves. As long as he wants to eat candy, he can go to the old man to cheat one or two.
As for the old man who always likes to take two dogs from the eldest son's house for a walk, it is nothing to the naughty kids who are not afraid of these days. Anyway, the two beasts are very humane, and the people in the farm never bite them, and they like to make people tickle them the most.
Zhu Laosi sat under the big willow tree basking in the sun as usual, and there were two big black dogs lying on their shores in front of him.
In the past month, Ergouzi and Zhu Zhanji, the mastiff called the Big Dog, grew a little. They were not fleshy black coal balls, but two half-large dogs, similar in size to ordinary native dogs.
Except for running around the farm every day, these two dogs like to be taken out by Zhu Laosi during the rest of the time, and then squinted in front of Zhu Laosi.
Zhu Laosi sometimes couldn't help but sigh. This emperor has been very boring after being a long time. He treated him as a lonely man in front of him, and he didn't even have a close friend. He could only talk to these two beasts: "You guys, are those two bastards sleeping again? According to my opinion, except for the earth dragon turning over, these two bastards are unwilling to move!"
The two dogs didn't know what Zhu Laosi was saying, and they didn't care about Zhu Laosi's thoughts. Anyway, they had beef to eat with the old man, which was better than anything else.
Zhu Laosi had just thrown out a piece of beef and was about to see who could grab these two fools, but he saw Ergouzi suddenly squint his eyes and get up with the big dogzi. The dog hair all over his body exploded, and there were waves of whimpering sounds in his mouth.
Zhu Laosi looked at Ergouzi curiously, but saw nothing. The big dog suddenly turned around and bit his trouser legs, intending to drag him away.
This is very strange.
After more than half a month in Shuntian Mansion, these two beasts have never shown this kind of behavior except for their spiritual side.
Ergouzi turned around and roared at Biggoi, constantly spinning around the ground. Biggou suddenly became a little anxious, and the dog's mouth that was pulling Zhu Laosi's trouser legs also exerted even harder.
Zhu Laosi smiled and touched the big dog's head, and said with a smile: "Why? Someone is here?"
The big dog was even more anxious. After letting go of Zhu Laosi, he ran away two steps, turned around and shook his tail at Zhu Laosi, signaling Zhu Laosi to follow him quickly. Until Zhu Laosi followed him, the two dogs trotted forward and headed into the village.
Back all the way back to the small courtyard where Zhu Zhanji and Yang Shaofeng were, Ergouzi rushed into the courtyard and barked wildly, while Yang Shaofeng and Zhu Zhanji each occupied a recliner to hold the corpse.
Zhu Laosi couldn't help but shout with a dark face and said, "Look at the lazy look of you two, you can't compare to Big Dogzi and Ergouzi's cleverness!"
After Yang Shaofeng and Zhu Zhanji got up and saluted, Zhu Laosi said, "What's going on? These two beasts have never been like this before."
Yang Shaofeng hesitated and said, "Is it because of dog distemper? Otherwise, let's stew the big dog? The dog meat is quite fragrant."
Zhu Zhanji said angrily: "Fart! If you want to stew, stew your Ergouzi. My big dog is not as good as you do with epilepsy!"
Zhu Laosi cursed with a dark face: "I beat you two beasts to death!"
Yang Shaofeng was about to see if Zhu Laosi would get bitten when he beat the Tibetan mastiff, but he saw Zhu Laosi pulling his hand towards him and Zhu Zhanji.
With a strange scream, he avoided Zhu Laosi's slap, and Yang Shaofeng said: "Grandfather calms down, my grandson knows that he is wrong!"
Zhu Laosi became even more angry and pointed at Yang Shaofeng and cursed: "Okay, little bastard, you dare to hide!"
Just as he was about to take a step forward and then suck, Zhu Laosi suddenly staggered. If Yang Shaofeng and Zhu Zhanji hadn't rushed forward to support him, Zhu Laosi would have fallen down right now.
The big dog and Ergouzi's barking became more and more manic, and the dogs in the entire farm also started to bark, and even the chickens and ducks that usually dare not yell loudly also started to bark.
Yang Shaofeng was confused, but heard someone shouting loudly outside the door: "The pig is running away! Come on!"
Suddenly, a big rooster appeared on the wall, the vibration from her feet, and the several tiles falling from the roof made the cause of all this clearly show that the earthquake was shocked!
Yang Shaofeng let out a terrifying scream, then pulled Zhu Laosi and ran out, shouting to the dog while running: "Go and find the master and his wife, and let everyone in the village go to the school playground!"
Chapter completed!