Chapter 76 The coffin can't hold back
Duoyu was busy figuring out the situation in the dark and narrow coffin, but how scary it was to make a move by himself.
I’m just pitiful to these two masters and apprentices outside! They are still rushing to the craftsman!
It’s better for the young apprentice Shan to come. After all, he is brave. He is not like the fat master who is timid and is forced to take over the family business. He is forced by his old father to learn to be fucked and is unwilling to care about him at all.
When the coffin leaning behind him suddenly let out a strange cry and various terrifying abnormal movements, the fat man Jia Daoren was filled with a trembling body.
He was so fat, he should be a fat man with inflexible movements. How could he expect that in a critical moment, he was actually a fast fat man?
After a sensation, almost when he was busy fumbled around in the coffin, Dao Ren Jia immediately turned around and had no chance to stand up. Out of an instinctive reaction of fear of being as far away as possible, Dao Ren Jia rubbed his butt against the ground, kicking his feet continuously to increase the power of his butt. His rare bulge of his small squinting eyes was wider than that of the goldfish's eyes, and his mouth was wide open like a fish leaving the water, and his whole body retreated rapidly like a ball.
While staying away from the moving coffin he had just leaned against, Fat Jr exclaimed loudly.
"Damn, what the hell?"
However, the answer was that Duoyu in the coffin finally raised his hand and touched the loose coffin board. He pushed and kicked it hard with both hands and feet. The coffin board was overturned to the ground with a rumbling sound. Then, a small head stood in the coffin when Fat Jia's heart was about to jump to a halt.
Fat Jia: "Ah, ah, ah..."
What the hell, I'm scared!
At the beginning, he said he didn't want to take over, he didn't want to take over, and he refused to be a rusher, look, look! I finally met a ghost after walking too much at night. I knew that I had such an experience today. At the beginning, my father really broke his legs, and he refused to take over, ahhhhh...
Shanlai: Is this a zombie? Finally, he was asked to meet him once?
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I was completely unsure of the excess of the situation, and I blinked my eyes innocently, then blinked my eyes...
What the hell is this now? Why did you meet a crazy fat man and a fool when you wake up?
By the way, the fat man's screams are so cunning!
Finally, I carefully observed the zombie, um... I observed Duoyu's Shanlai. After seeing Duoyu blinking, Shanlai suddenly woke up and reacted.
The brave Shan came to fight with his master Fat Jia to work hard. What kind of tragic corpse has never been seen? The young man was even curious and wanted to see what the real corpse was like.
He finally met him now. Not only was he not afraid, but he was also very surprised.
Especially when he saw the little head exposed in the coffin, he was still blinking his big eyes, looking extremely cute. Shanlai was not afraid at all. He walked up under his master's scream, stood in front of Duo Yu, and reached under Duo Yu's nose itchy.
It's actually angry!
If you are angry, you will live!
This perception made Shanlai feel a little disappointed.
However, no matter how disappointed he was, he knew it was not a zombie, so Shanlai quickly rushed to the master who was still screaming at the top of his voice, "Master, don't be afraid! He is alive, he is a human!"
"Is it a human?" Fat Jia, who had been screaming, immediately stopped the sound when he heard this, but because he was too anxious, he actually burped.
But it doesn't matter. There are no one else here except his apprentice and the dead ghost in the coffin. No one sees his own loss of composure. He is still the wise and powerful Taoist Jia.
So, the fat and fat Daoren Jia stopped and struggled backwards, put away the panic on his face, stopped the screams of surprise, and while burping, he got up grunted.
As a "famous" Jia Daoren in Xiangxi, he still wants to be shameless!
Fat Jia stood up, tried hard to stand up with a stern face, gently raised his hand and slid the collar of the yellow Taoist robe in front of him, and said arrogantly: "I miss my great Taoist Jia, burp~ burp~ burp~ burp~ burp~ burp~ burp~ burp~ burp?"
This is said, if you ignore the other hand that someone is hiding under the broad Taoist robe and ignoring the fat face that someone is trying hard but has been damaged by funny hiccups, well, the credibility is quite high.
In fact, it is not a big deal about Tang Daoren Jia being a fat man, but he is really a timid. In fact, this ancestral career was originally passed down to the elder brother who should be passed down to the family according to the rules.
It’s a pity that their old Jia family is not in good luck, and the elder brother accidentally fell off the cliff while rushing to the road;
In order not to inherit the family business, the second brother is not afraid of being angry with his parents and being the son-in-law of his family;
The third brother is a girl's family, and he is rushing to pass on men but not women. The third brother is brave and willing to take over and pass on the legacy, but the stubborn old man refuses;
In the end, there was nothing I could do. Poor, the timid fourth son, who was born to be timid, was forced to go to Liangshan by being driven on the shelves, and took the burden of the old Jia family. As soon as he entered, he was like a deep sea. From now on, he was always a passerby at night!
But it's a blessing that he is lucky. On the way to hurry up, he picked up such a child, which is a successor.
The arrogant fat Jia finished his arrogant self. He carried his fat hands on his back, burped, and walked back to the coffin with his eight-character steps. Looking at the sitting in the coffin, he was tilting his head and looking at his little head secretly. Fat Jia asked in a tone.
"Little kid, where did you come from? What's your name? Where do you live? Why do you hide in this charity village in a wilderness ridge? Still sleeping in a coffin?" It's scary?
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What exactly is the funny fat old man wearing a weird yellow dress in front of him talking about?
Duoyu, who didn't understand dialect at all, was completely lonely. Except for turning his head, looking at the person in front of him with a pair of curious big eyes, and secretly analyzing the situation in front of him, he said nothing.
Seeing this, Fat Jia rubbed his chin and snorted, "Haha! Could it be a mute?"
Shan Laixin sighed, alas, his master who is a knife-like and tofu heart has made great efforts again.
"Master, this little kid may be young and fell asleep for a while. Master, I will take her out and take her to the nearby area to ask. Maybe it's because the kid from the nearby family has been lost. I guess the family is also in a hurry."
He himself is a child he picked up, and the master never avoids his affairs. In the depths of his heart, in many daydreams, he actually looks forward to his parents looking for him, being anxious about him, feeling sorry for him, and being able to cry because of his loss.
Chapter completed!