27 satyr
In the nearest tea restaurant on the roadside, Zhou Yi and I chose the most inward position to sit down. The TV on the opposite wall was playing morning news. Students and office workers came and went in a row. From the breakfast served at the restaurant, they bought breakfast and packed it. The hawking sounds were extremely noisy. For many people, it was an ordinary morning.
"Let me tell me, what's going on?" Zhou Yi held a straw in his mouth, took a deep sip of soy milk, and then opened his eyes wide, looking up and down at me, as if he was looking at an alien visitor.
I sighed softly and said, "I said, aunt, you have asked me last night until now, and I am still not annoying! I am not annoying if you are not annoying."
Zhou Yi immediately smoked the cake and milk from the plate on my desk, and snorted coldly: "Don't think about eating it, I want to eat it myself."
I turned my eyes upwards, made a face, and said leisurely: "Waiter, come and go to the little buns!" Then I smiled at Zhou Yi, who was angry and said: "In this era, it is better to ask for help than to ask for others. I have understood this principle since I was a child."
Zhou Yi was so angry that his mouth was slit, and he tilted his mouth, making the dimples on his left cheek look very clearly visible. He said hatefully: "Don't you want to say it yet!"
I sighed, "What do you want me to say? Didn't I tell you that I am a genius? It will be clear if you count the world. Do you want me to calculate your measurements?"
"Go to die!" Zhou Yi picked up a piece of bread and slammed it on my face. I opened my mouth and grabbed it with my mouth. I smiled while chewing, "Oh, I'm really angry. I'm so good-looking, I'm afraid I'll tell you!"
Zhou Yi said angrily: "You talk nonsense! I will burn you with milk!" I quickly shrank my head and said: "Don't! I'm ugly enough. If you destroy my face, do you want me to get married? I will tell you, if you dare to burn me, I will be pestering you to death in this life, and you will not marry you!"
Zhou Yi couldn't help but smile and said, "Don't say it! Tell me quickly, I'm really angry if I don't say it."
I sighed helplessly, "Okay, I said, I said okay!" Zhou Yi snorted, "If you don't eat toast, you will be a waste of your bones, and you will still itch if you don't beat them. I'll tell you honestly, how could you know so clearly?"
It was very interesting to joke with Zhou Yi. Her angry expression was not ordinary cute and pleasing to the eye. I looked at her beautiful eyes and suddenly sighed softly, lowering my voice: "Then I've said it, you have to guarantee that you won't tell the second person!"
Seeing that I suddenly looked very serious, Zhou Yi nodded and said, "Okay, you say, I promise!"
I covered my mouth with my hands and said softly: "This is what you forced me to say. You must make sure that you don't tell me the second person!" Zhou Yi said: "Just say it straight, I promise not to say it!" I said in a deep voice: "The truth is this, I am a policeman..." Speaking of this, I shook my head and said: "No, no, I have discipline and can't say it."
Zhou Yi said anxiously: "Why are you like this? Why are you? "I can't say that if you know more people, you will be more dangerous. I don't want to implicate you."
Zhou Yi said softly and said, "What do you mean, are you a policeman?" I remained silent and expressed my agreement. At this time, Zhou Yi would guess whatever he liked, and I would just give a little encouragement. Anyway, what I wanted to say in my heart was: I am a wanted criminal by the police.
Zhou Yi looked up and down at me, with a look of disbelief and said, "Are you really?" I sighed softly and said, "Oh, you guessed it right. Actually, I am a member of the Anti-Mingpionage Group of Interpol! This time I came to E City, and I was entrusted to investigate Xiao Wanquan's gang organization." I laughed in my heart, thinking that we'll just do it.
Zhou Yi said, "It's really not true! You are still anti-black group." I nodded and said, "This is a secret. You must ensure that you will never leak it, otherwise your and my lives will be in danger. I plan to go undercover to Xiao Wanquan's organization and wipe him out in one fell swoop, but this requires your help, so I risked the violation of organizational discipline and tell you this secret."
Zhou Yiqi said, "How do you want me to help you?" I said seriously, "From today, you must ensure my food supply and pocket money, and prepare midnight snacks. Only with your support and logistics support services can I cheer up, punish evil and eliminate evil, promote good and abandon evil, let us join hands, cooperate with the police and the people, create a harmonious society and a better future."
Zhou Yi became more and more wrong when he heard it. He was stunned for a moment before he realized that I was teasing her. He couldn't help but say angrily: "You go to die, you dare to tease me." I looked innocent and thought to myself that I didn't lie. But now I have changed from a policeman to a fugitive, but I told you about the fugitive early in the morning, but you just didn't believe it. He stood up slowly, copied the cup of milk she took away from Zhou Yi and took a big mouthful of it, and sighed slowly: "Believe it or not, I'm going to go to work. How are you doing? Aren't you going to shoot an advertisement? Why haven't you been?"
When I walked out of the door, I smiled and said to the clerk, "The money of Xiaolongbao is also counted on her!" Then I walked with my hands behind my back. Zhou Yi, who was chasing me with a bag, was so angry that he screamed at me, which scared the pedestrians passing by. I didn't understand how this beautiful girl looked like this.
"Okay, Hu Binglong, you dare to tease me. Look at how I deal with you!" Zhou Yi followed him fiercely and said angrily to me.
I smiled and said, "How do you want to deal with me? Let's hear it!"
Zhou Yi smiled gloomyly and said, "There will be a chance. Let's go. The bus is here! Get on the bus." As he said that, he grabbed my hand and ran towards the bus station. I said, "Are you on the same road with me? I'm going to Brother Guan." But he had to let her lead him to the bus.
This is a car during the morning shift during rush hour, and the car is very crowded. Zhou Yi grabbed the ring and leaned halfway in front of me. He felt her breasts wiping me slightly, which made me feel a little rippled in my heart.
Zhou Yi turned his head, looked at my face, and whispered sinisterly: "Isn't it very comfortable?" I nodded flutteringly, just as I was about to say yes. Zhou Yi suddenly changed color on his face, screamed, and said: "What are you doing! Why are you touching me randomly!"
With a sigh of relief, everyone around me looked at me one after another. Even though I was wearing sunglasses, my face turned red. I cursed in my heart. Damn, I actually used this trick to mess with me. Zhou Yi was afraid that he would turn pale in his face, and he leaned towards a strong man, seeking help from that person. This woman was indeed a little talented in acting, and now her expression changed, and she really looked like a woman bullied by a pervert in the bus.
Everyone looked at me with contempt and disdain. Zhou Yi took advantage of the fact that everyone looked at me, a smile of evil and tricks flashed in his eyes and secretly made a face at me.
I breathed a sigh of relief and thought to myself that your move was poisonous. Fortunately, there are not many people who like to meddle in business in this era, and no one dares to come forward to manage things. Moreover, I am not as thick-skinned as I am, so I accept it calmly.
Zhou Yi was obviously not satisfied that I was despised by everyone. He immediately pretended to be pitiful, grabbed the strong man's hands, and said tremblingly: "He is so bad, save me!"
I simply don’t know whether to laugh or be angry. Zhou Yi, you are too exaggerating. Looking at Zhou Yi’s face of being pitiful, I finally couldn’t help laughing. Zhou Yi grabbed the man tightly and said with a scared look: “He, he is still laughing! So terrible!”
The man was grabbed by a beautiful girl like Zhou Yi and shook her hands desperately for help. She couldn't do anything if she didn't want to stand up. She had to be a hero and stood up. She said angrily to me: "You pervert! Why are you laughing at me!"
Wow, the hero is coming out. I smiled in my heart and snorted coldly on my face.
"You hooligan, you dare to be silly!" The strong man scolded angrily. I sneered: "Your eye saw me touching her?" The strong man was glared by my eyes under my sunglasses, and his heart was a little weak. He couldn't help but be stunned and said, "The little girl said it, there is still a falsehood." I was angry by Zhou Yi, and I was deliberately scared Zhou Yi, and I couldn't help but feel cold on my face, and said coldly: "What if I touch it, I'm not convinced!"
The strong man looked at my tough gaze and was frightened. He couldn't help but take a step back and lower his head. I shook my clothes and glanced around the faces of the people around me. Almost everyone who was swept by my eyes was like the strong man. He quickly lowered his head and didn't dare to touch my eyes. I sighed in my heart and thought about what the world is now. There are really few people who dare to act bravely. Zhou Yi couldn't help but look disappointed when he saw everyone's expressions. Although we all knew that this was just a malicious joke between us, she couldn't help but feel disappointed when she saw that everyone was so timid.
Finally, my eyes looked at a thin young man. The young man seemed to be timid, but then he raised his head suddenly, looked at me fiercely, and said coldly: "What do you want! Do you think everyone is afraid of you!"
I smiled in my heart, and felt a little relieved and sad. The young man in front of me reminded me of me back then, and the two little hooligans who were beaten by me a long time ago. At that time, the whole car was the same as now, and no one dared to say NO to the evil forces! Even if it was just a little hooligan or a thief.
Apart from the thin young man in front of me, there are still some people in this world who can be said to be stupid but absolutely passionate, but there are fewer and fewer people. Justice is becoming less and less valuable in this era of material desires and self.
This young man who looked very thin and gentle was obviously struggling in his heart for a long time before he gritted his teeth and stood up bravely to face the so-called hooligan provocations of me, the so-called hooligan, to the people in the car.
For some reason, I suddenly respected the young man in front of me with frame glasses and a thin face, and was determined to test him. I couldn't help but feel cold on my face and pulled out the knife from my waist.
A cold light flashed, just reflected on the young man's face. A few screams, everyone next to him was so scared that he lowered his head. Even the strong man who was pulled by Zhou Yi was so scared that he ignored his remaining dignity that he threw away Zhou Yi and retreated back. The originally crowded car was about to turn away a huge piece of space. Even Zhou Yi's face changed color. I don't know why I was pretending to be a real show, but he actually pulled out a knife.
In fact, even I don’t know why this happened. Originally, I should have been hiding when I see people and never cause trouble. Or I also want to take the opportunity to vent my feelings, and I really want to despise these cowardly people. If everyone in this world was passionate, if someone on the bus was willing to come forward with me to deal with those two little hooligans, maybe I would not have been able to get to where I am today.
The young man was stabbed by my sword light, his eyes trembled slightly, but he did not retreat. On the contrary, a cold and cold light flashed in his eyes, looking at me and said angrily: "What do you want to do!"
I smiled and exclaimed, "Very good!" The young man was stunned for a moment, not knowing what I meant. But after all, he was not as good as I did to deal with the little hooligan, so he didn't dare to come up and catch me. He could only look at me fiercely and suddenly said, "Driver, please drive the car to the police station!" Then he thrust his body and blocked me with his flesh and blood body, preventing me from getting close to the driver. The driver knew that something was wrong in the car at this time, and he couldn't help but say. He didn't know whether to go or not.
I smiled helplessly in my heart. Now even Zhou Yi has changed his color. We all know that this joke seems to be a big deal. What she is worried about is that when she really goes to the police station, she will definitely be scolded by the police if she tells the joke, let alone me. Facing the police is not a joke for me.
If I were a hooligan who insulted women in the car, he would naturally forcibly threaten the driver to stop, but I can't do this now. Can I really hurt someone with a knife?
I gently retracted the knife, looked at the young man and smiled, and said sincerely: "You are great!" Then I looked around and my body flashed to the vicinity of the rear door, looked at the environment outside the window, and opened the glass window.
Zhou Yi was stunned for a moment and said, "What are you going to do!" I smiled and pushed open the man sitting in front of the window. He saw the terrain outside, grabbed the window frame with both hands, and jumped down. Zhou Yi shouted: "No!"
With a bang, I had already fallen to the ground. The bus was not fast. As soon as I fell to the ground, I rolled a few times and relieved the buffering, but I was not injured. I have done this kind of fall and rolling training many times. However, the wounds on my waist and back that were pressed by my knives hurt slightly again.
The passers-by next to him were shocked when he saw me jumping out of the car. He looked at me, but I didn't have time to stay there. It was not a good thing to attract the police. He quickly ran away and rushed to a street garden in front, and stopped to breathe when he saw no one paying attention.
At this time, my phone rang. I took it out and saw that it was called by Zhou Yi. I felt a little angry and wanted to not answer her call, but after thinking about it, I still couldn't help but press the answer button.
"Where are you? I've gotten out of the car now and can't find you."
I sighed, "Grandma, please don't make such jokes in the future, it will be dead!" Then I said the general address of the street garden, and fell on the wooden chair, feeling a huge pain in my back, and the wound might have cracked again.
After more than ten minutes, Zhou Yi came here trotting. While bent down and gasping, he said in anger: "What's wrong with you? You really jumped."
I looked at her fiercely and said, "You still have the face to say that this is all thanks to you!" Zhou Yi was like a child who did something wrong, and lowered his head and said, "I'm sorry, I'm just angry about what happened when you have breakfast. I want to take revenge on you. When my head gets hot, I did this."
I took out the flat cigarette, pulled out one and rubbed it round, put it on my mouth and nodded, and sighed, "Please be a little smart, some jokes can't be made." Zhou Yi lowered his head and pouted, "Who told you to cooperate so much, and even took out a knife. I couldn't get out of the stage at all." I said in a cold voice: "Do you think you can get out of the stage if I don't cooperate? You are pretending to be wronged."
Zhou Yi whispered: "But you don't want to jump off the car, it's so dangerous! If something happens, I won't feel guilty about death."
I exhaled a long sigh and said, "You know that I am in danger, you know that I am in danger. Oh, forget it, if you are with you, I will be crazy." As I said that, I stood up, walked forward, and decided not to pay attention to this woman.
After taking a step, Zhou Yi reached out and grabbed the corner of my clothes and whispered, "I'm sorry, I won't do it anymore in the future. People also care about you. I remember that you were still injured, and I don't know if something would happen if you jumped down. I rushed to stop the car and chased after me without stopping." As he said that, he bent down, coughed twice, and pretended to be a weak and pitiful breathing.
Looking at her little face that was indeed running red, I couldn't help but smile helplessly, shook my head gently, pinched her face hard, and said with a smile: "You are still pretending! Little girl movie, if you do this next time, I'm really as you wish, and I'm so naughty to you!"
Seeing that I was no longer angry, Zhou Yi couldn't help but laugh and said, "You pervert, aren't you being naughty to me now?" Seeing her pure and pure face, I suddenly had an inexplicable evil thought, and I reached out and hugged her waist.
Zhou Yi's face turned red suddenly, but he didn't dodge. He just twisted his fingers barely and said angrily: "Let me go, you're a naughty!" My lustful heart was together, and she would let go of her, making her tighter and smiled: "Didn't you know I was a pervert?"
Zhou Yi struggled, looked at me fiercely with a look of anger, and said angrily, "You're going to die!" As he said that, he reached out and pinched my back. He just squeezed it against my wound. I couldn't help but feel pain. I quickly let go of her and said, "You want my life!"
Zhou Yi said panic: "Have you pinched your wound? Sorry, I didn't mean it."
I took a breath and said, "Please, don't be so rude, okay? When I jumped off the car, I seemed to have cracked my wound again." Zhou Yi looked worried and said, "I'm sorry, is it heavy? Let's go to the hospital, at most people will pay for medical expenses."
I smiled and said, "Okay, I know you didn't mean it. We country people have a low life and will never die!"
Zhou Yi smiled and said, "You rusty bun, who else is cheaper than you? Look at you, Earl Riley's clothes are so rotten after only a few hours of wearing them. Your sweetheart An Youqing will be furious to death when you see them!"
I laughed, then put my arms around her waist, pulled her forward, and smiled and said, "Let's go! So much nonsense, what does An Youqing have to do with me? Is it important to have my girlfriend living with me?"
Zhou Yi's face turned red again and looked at me with a angrily look. This time he didn't refuse again. He just looked red and held it in my arms like a bird dependent on others, allowing me to gently embrace her forward.
The sunlight shines gently on us, and Zhou Yi's left hand also bypassed my waist at some point and gently wrapped around me. A very warm feeling suddenly permeated the depths of my heart, making me feel excited to break out of the cocoon. For some reason, it seems that the once young sunshine passion has come back.
Chapter completed!