Chapter 302(1/2)
Maybe it's a good mood.
It is also possible that Sha Zhu feels a little stunned.
You Fengxia was thinking of teasing Sha Zhu.
"Really?"
The move of retreating as advance is really a fool who is so funny that Sha Zhu is not as happy as he is now when walking the dog.
"Really, You Fengxia, as long as you speak, I Sha Zhu will definitely do it. Even if I can't do it, I Sha Zhu will try every means to complete it. Just say, what are your conditions?"
"House, You Fengxia, can't I continue to live in Siheyuan with Banggeng, right? I, You Fengxia, want a house in the Asian Games community, and I will have a building of more than 100 square meters. It must be decorated and moved in with my bag."
Sha Zhu beat him up.
You Fengxia wants a little more.
According to Sha Zhu's imagination, You Fengxia is also a shameful person. It is impossible for a beautiful woman to speak in front of his future father-in-law, the lion, and she is shameless?
After thinking too much about Sha Zhu, You Fengxia opened her mouth and found a valuable house.
Sha Zhu thought You Fengxia wanted a house and kept silent.
Little do you know.
There is still behind.
"This house is the house of me, You Fengxia and Bang Teng. We have to live in a two-person world, so it is best not to come for you or those relatives of Bang Teng. I, You Fengxia, are upset. It is best to buy one downstairs. My mother and the others want to live in. I don't know how to do housework. Bang Teng's legs and feet are inconvenient. My mother wants to take care of us. She must not let her run back and forth to take care of her. The house is not big, just a few dozen square meters."
Sha Zhu's face was stiff just now, but now Sha Zhu's face is slightly green.
Two houses.
Really dare to ask for it.
The problem is that you can't afford it.
Sha Zhu was worried about a house, and You Fengxia opened her mouth and made Sha Zhu feel at a loss whether she should continue to talk about her wife You Fengxia.
Even if you sell Sha Zhu, you can't make up the money for buying a house.
Let’s talk about it.
Who is selling stupid pillars?
The body was covered in stench, and no one wanted anything to pay for it.
You Fengxia didn't care whether Sha Zhu's face changed. She was essentially just thinking of teasing Sha Zhu, so naturally she said what she was so angry that Sha Zhu said.
"The standard configuration nine years ago was one turn and two sounds, but the standard configuration is still two sounds and one sound."
Sha Zhu's slightly green face looks a little nicer.
One turn is a bicycle.
The two sounds are the radio and the recorder.
This thing is not very expensive now, and Sha Zhu is fully capable of doing it.
"It's certain that we have to turn and ring twice. We have to follow the most valuable ones in bicycles, recorders, and radios. You Fengxia, don't worry, I'm stupid.
Old thoughts.
Nine years of old thoughts.
You Fengxia smiled and said, "You said it wrong."
"That's right." Sha Zhu looked at You Fengxia in a daze, "A turn and two clicks are three major items: bicycle, recorder, and radio. The bicycle is one turn, and the recorder and radio are two rings."
This is the end of being out of touch with the times.
You Fengxia is talking about Dong.
But Sha Zhu just thought about what he knew.
The drama that went in the opposite direction was staged quietly.
Sha Zhu also had a strange expression on his face, You Fengxia, who didn't even understand this.
"The two sounds and turns I said are two concepts, and they are different from the ones you imagined. They are different." You Fengxia looked at Sha Zhu's puzzled face. The child became very impressed. She blinked her eyes mischievously, stretched out a little finger and swayed left and right in front of Sha Zhu. "What I said was not referring to a bicycle, but a car."
The word "car" goes out.
Sha Zhu's slightly green face suddenly turned into a miserable green color.
I thought the house was already You Fengxia's lion, and he closed the crack of the silly silenced the person, and looked at him, and looked at him. The car was the real big head. You Fengxia touched her upper lip and said the words of asking for a car.
The light tone was as if You Fengxia asked Sha Zhu for an insignificant gadget. With You Fengxia's serious expression, it was a true comedy effect. Sha Zhu turned into a turkey sitting on the spot. Sha Zhu was just stupid. No matter how it wasn't a thing, he knew that the car was something that Sha Zhu couldn't afford so far, something worth more than 100,000 yuan!
"The two sounds refer to the home audio and karaoke record machine respectively. By the way, I want to import gold necklaces, gold rings, gold bracelets, and gold earrings. I don't want them, just discount them."
Sha Zhu raised his head and looked at the woman named You Fengxia in front of him for the first time.
As beautiful as a flower.
Smile and happy.
At the age of 27 or 28, he has lost his youthful shyness and has replaced it with beautiful mature and prosperous charm, and has a tempting smell everywhere.
"Are you kidding me?"
"Who is joking with you?" The expression on You Fengxia's face was still the same. "You told me that as long as it was the conditions proposed by me, You Fengxia, you will do it even if you sell it. I followed your advice and put forward my own conditions. Are you unhappy?"
Sha Zhu was choked and lost the words to refute, and he opened his mouth but couldn't say a word.
This was what he said.
But Sha Zhu didn't expect that You Fengxia brought out the house and the car. The amount of these things was hundreds of thousands, and the monthly salary was less than 100 yuan. Sha Zhu couldn't make up for it even if he didn't eat or drink for twenty years.
What's more, Sha Zhu is now a complete parasite. He lives in Yi Zhonghai's house and eats He Daqing's rice. Some behaviors are more disgusting than Qin Huairu in the past.
Even though he is poor, he still regards himself as his master.
"I said this, but it's not like you. First, I talk about the house, then I talk about the car. This is something that we can enjoy. I mean, we are based on what we can use. I will definitely buy bicycles for you, and I will also provide you with radio and recorders. For the house, let's drag it first, and the things in the building will slow down. You first marry the kids. When you have children, I will buy a lot of these things for you."
He is worthy of being Qin Huairu's husband.
I learned a complete approach like Qin Huairu's way of making money by making money and starting to trick You Fengxia.
Get married first.
Having children.
The plan is really good.
"Hehe." You Fengxia covered her mouth and laughed squeaked. She felt more and more that Sha Zhu was just a big fool, and she couldn't blame her for carrying Qin Huairu to make a broken shoe. She also discussed a secret code that she had not been fed. If she wasn't stupid, could she ask herself to propose marriage for a kid?
Now I am no longer the one I was nine years ago, but the awesome meme is still the cripple meme nine years ago. I heard that the reaction is a bit slow. Can such a good meme be matched with such a beautiful woman as beautiful as myself?
"What are you laughing at? I'm telling the truth. When did I tell lies that don't count? You Fengxia, you know about my Shazhu's craftsmanship. You also ate the food I Shazhu made at the beginning. With my Shazhu's cooking skills, it's more than enough to buy you two cars."
Sha Zhu's original intention is nothing more than to brag and deceive You Fengxia into a witty wife.
Unexpectedly, You Fengxia knew that Sha Zhu was bragging aimlessly, but she deliberately regarded it as real, and used Sha Zhu's bragging words to poke Sha Zhu's heart fiercely.
"I'm going to be less just now. Thanks to you reminded me, let's do it like this. Two buildings are about 100 square meters, and more than 100 square meters are fine. I, You Fengxia, have no complaints. For a car, let's buy two cars, one imported, one domestically produced, one gold and silver jewelry, etc., a total of 6,666, and a gift of 8,888 yuan."
The stupid stigma is so big.
This is simply a random talk.
Anyone who wants something like this?
"What you said just now, you said that your craftsmanship is well-known, buildings, cars and other things are all things that are easy to use and are worthless. You said so. If I don't follow your words, I will not give you face. See when you give me these things, I, You Fengxia, will keep my word. As long as you give me these things, I, You Fengxia, immediately promise you to be the wife of the kid."
Sha Zhu scratched his head with his hands.
The blood pressure is a little high.
Not easy to do.
"Are you kidding me?"
"What does this mean? If you do it, I'm not joking with you. If you can't do it, I'm sorry, I'm just joking with you."
Looking at You Fengxia, Xu Damao's disgusting cheek appeared in Sha Zhu's mind.
First of all, Xu Damao gave You Fengxia this ecstasy soup.
"You Fengxia, I, Sha Zhu, really can't bear to see you and the kids break up like this. I really feel sorry for the relationship between you two. Really, you two should be a couple. Now, I, Sha Zhu, feels a little sad when I see your relationship."
"What you said is wrong. What does it have to do with Bang Ge?" The playful look on You Fengxia's face turned into seriousness for the first time. "Why did Bang Ge and I be together at the beginning? As Qin Huairu's husband, you should know the tricks. To put it bluntly, if Qin Huairu hadn't bullied others and used his power to suppress me, You Fengxia, the weak woman, would I, You Fengxia, agree to have a partner with Bang Ge?"
"Bang Ge is a cripple, but I, You Fengxia, is a beautiful girl. Is it appropriate for us to be together? You may think it is appropriate. You are Qin Huairu's husband. You are willing to carry Qin Huairu to make broken shoes. You are very optimistic about Bang Ge for Qin Huairu's face. I, You Fengxia, don't do it. I, You Fengxia, don't look down on Bang Ge, a cripple. I heard that there is still some dementia here."
You Fengxia pointed at her brain with her finger.
"This kind of a good tits is not worthy of me, You Fengxia. If I really want to find a man and speak, I don't know how many men beg me. Your bad tits can't line up at all."
"So you found Xu Damao?" Sha Zhu was also anxious, and he was anxious and revealed his psychological words without telling the door.
You Fengxia knew that Sha Zhu and Xu Damao were not dealing with this matter. She looked at Sha Zhu's slightly angry face and followed Sha Zhu's words and said, "You are so smart. You said it at once. Only Xu Damao can be worthy of me, You Fengxia, such a beautiful girl. Wrong, Xu Damao can be worthy of me, You Fengxia. One hundred sticks, no no, no, one thousand sticks are tied together, not as good as Xu Damao. Including you, you are far inferior to Xu Damao in my eyes."
Since it's a silly pillar.
To be continued...