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Chapter 272 I'm here to say kisses for the stick(1/2)

Watching the fun is a habit of Chinese people.

Thinking about the old man who turned his safety green code into a dangerous red code some time ago because he watched the fun, he knew how hard the Chinese people worked to watch the fun.

Because of Jia Zhang's words, and the people who had said something before, suddenly staged a drama of the Eight Immortals showing their magical powers across the sea. The strong man turned over and lay on the wall. The flexible man rode on the tree branch like a monkey. He didn't occupy either of them in front of him. He ran to the next courtyard, either sitting, squatting, or standing watching the scene in front of him.

Jia Zhang was really like the people who were hotly discussed just now. He was defeated by the plan of Da You Fengxia, and ran from Da You Fengxia's courtyard to Xiao You Fengxia's courtyard, and also loudly stated her identity.

Jia Zhang is also the master of calculating.

In order to match the stick trunk and You Fengxia together.

Do everything you can.

I thought of a so-called trick to turn raw rice into cooked rice.

This plan is divided into two parts.

In the previous part, Jia Zhang called out everyone in the courtyard, the more people, the better. In front of these people, he told the story of You Fengxia’s past and the Bang Teen.

There is a name for it.

It is called "there are more powerful people, or the more people are more complicated."

With so many people, as long as they pass on a gossip, You Fengxia's reputation will be bad. Even if You Fengxia doesn't want to be the name of a wife, it will not work.

At that time, there is no other way to go except to marry a kid.

The second half of the plan.

There are many people.

It’s easy to deal with if there are too many people.

The law does not punish the masses!

With the power of these people, Jia Zhang held high the banner of moral kidnapping, used this moral kidnapping as a weapon, and was so tough that he matched You Fengxia and Bang Teng together.

The first half of the plan is good.

The implementation was very successful.

Jia Zhang's simple words successfully attracted all the people in You Fengxia Courtyard and the next courtyard to You Fengxia Courtyard.

Looking at the dark head in front of him, Jia Zhang felt a surprise in his heart. It seemed that in the blink of an eye, he could get a wife named You Fengxia, who was beautiful and had excellent conditions in all aspects.

"snort"

Jia Zhang raised his head slightly, looked around at the crowd around him, and began this act of explaining the process in words.

This link occupies a very important point in Jia Zhang's plan.

Can those who watched the fun be tied to the broken ship of the Jia family and successfully turn the beautiful girl You Fengxia into the wife of the Bang Geum? Jia Zhang had to organize the words as much as possible, and let everyone cry, making them think that You Fengxia had to marry Bang Geum.

"Neighbors, I am Bang Geun's grandmother, and my daughter-in-law is Qin Huairu, a steel rolling factory."

My daughter-in-law Qin Huairu made Jia Zhang extremely uncomfortable.

Cuckold!

But it won't work if you don't say it.

No one knows about her Jia Zhang.

Everyone knows Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu!

Judging from the expression on people's faces that your daughter-in-law is Qin Huairu, Qin Huairu's infamy is quite effective, and it seems to be able to stop crying in children.

Jia Zhang became a man who didn't see it. It's important to get married.

"My daughter-in-law Qin Huairu told Bang Ge a few years ago that this daughter-in-law is in our courtyard. Her name is You Fengxia. Otherwise, my old woman would not be able to eat enough to come to our courtyard. Bang Ge is a good child. Because she was framed by some people, those people were shameful of others. They got our Bang Ge in. My old woman is really..."

This is Jia Zhang.

In her eyes.

All the behaviors of Bang Ge are correct, even if they are wrong, they are correct. They even summarized the reason why Bang Ge was jailed as being framed.

"After Bang Ge comes out, many matchmakers come to the house and want to say kiss to Bang Ge. Some parents come to us Bang Ge in person, saying that their girls are so good and excellent. Our Bang Ge is a nostalgic person. Even if some girls tell Bang Ge in person, she says that she wants to be Bang Ge’s wife, Bang Ge doesn’t agree."

Jia Zhang not only praised Bang Ge, but Jia Zhang really praised Bang Ge as his grandson, and made up lies. Jia Zhang himself believed all these lies.

This is the highest level of making up lies.

Convince yourself first.

"My old woman is anxious to hold her grandson, but Bang Ge's unlucky child disagreed, so I asked him, what kind of girl do you want to find? Bang Ge's child is really good, very nostalgic. Bang Ge told me, he said, grandma, we are not the kind of person who is flirting with the new and tired of the old. Bang Ge said that we must have a conscience in being humans, and we cannot be people who are sorry for our conscience."

"Bang Teng said that he has a wife, whose name is You Fengxia, and he lives in Maoyan Hutong, the fourth courtyard from the east. My old woman wondered if Bang Teng and You Fengxia could continue their relationship. There is a saying that it is good. It is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy a family. If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you will not meet each other without a chance. Bang Teng and You Fengxia were together, which means they were destined to be together."

"My old woman is shameless and asks neighbors to be a witness. My family, Jia Zhang, Bang Teng's grandmother, asks you to marry You Fengxia, a girl from the You family. I thank you everyone."

Jia Zhang is not just talking empty words.

This time, she proposed to You Fengxia for Bang Geum. She did her homework and brought her things.

Jia Zhang took out a red envelope from his pocket. This was the meeting gift Jia Zhang gave to You Fengxia, the granddaughter-in-law, and it contained a hundred yuan.

If a matchmaker comes to propose marriage, you only need to bring your wedding candy.

Jia Zhang did not notice that when she said this to ask You Fengxia for marriage and gave a red envelope to meet, she stood opposite Jia Zhang. She was not as tall as a water tank, but also had a big bald head, a big donkey face, and a short slut with countless pockmarks on her face, and an expression of infinite surprise appeared in her eyes.

The short slut reached out and took Jia Zhang's red envelope.

Jia Zhang didn't think much about it, mistakenly thinking that this short slut was the head of the courtyard, just like Yan Fugui in the beast courtyard, responsible for the specific operation of all things big and small in the courtyard.

But when the short-skinned man yelled the word "in-law" to Jia Zhang, Jia Zhang was on the spot.

All the words are beyond the other party's simple name for in-laws.

The word "In-law" was like a heavy hammer hitting Jia Zhang's body, which made the beautiful words that were not spoken in Jia Zhang's mouth suddenly useless.

People call you in-laws.

What else are you saying?

This shows that Jia Zhang’s plan has made great contributions.

Otherwise, it would not be the in-laws, but a big slap or a big broom.

Jia Zhang still didn't think much about it, thinking that this short-skinned son was a relative of You Fengxia's family, or a relative who was in charge of the big and small things of You Fengxia's family.

Such an awkward situation occurred.

On the one hand, Jia Zhang had seen You Fengxia and knew what You Fengxia looked like, otherwise she would not have run to Maoyan Hutong to propose to You Fengxia for the rest of the bandit.

On the other hand, Jia Zhang didn’t know that there were two You Fengxia in Maoyan Hutong. The You Fengxia she had seen was called the Great You Fengxia by the residents of Maoyan Hutong.

Just because he didn't expect that Jia Zhang would smile and reply to the short-skinned man who shouted out the word "in-law": "Yes, yes, yes, isn't it just in-laws."

The time to speak.

Jia Zhang also touched the father of You Fengxia in her impression.

It’s such a big deal to marry a daughter, so you have to discuss it with your father.

You can't just pull it away.

"In-law, what are you looking for?"

The short and weak man was not even as good as the gong's voice, and he got into Jia Zhang's ear curtain.

I guess he was not used to talking to people who were even lower than him, and Jia Zhang was in a state of turmoil.

"I'm looking for Fengxia's father, and I have to discuss the marriage with other parents." Jia Zhang, who didn't know the truth, was still looking for You Fengxia's father in her memory.

"In-law, I am Fengxia's father." The short slut raised his head and said to the confused Jia Zhang, "In-law, let's talk in the house."

Jia Zhang's mind was a little confused.

The man who called himself You Fengxia's father in front of him gave Jia Zhang the feeling that he was not right.

The father of You Fengxia in Jia Zhang's impression is different from the man in front of him who calls her in-laws.

In Jia Zhang's memory, You Fengxia's father was a burly man with hair, a square face and about 1.85 meters tall.

The man who called Jia Zhang's in-laws in front of me was a short and slutty man with no hair, big donkey face and height like Wu Dalang, and a slutty man with a face.

It can be said that all the shortcomings of human beings are gathered in this man who calls himself You Fengxia's father.

"Are you really You Fengxia's father?"

"Can you still lie to you? If you want to change it, I am Fengxia's father. If you don't believe me, please ask the neighbors here."

The short man tried hard to hold his waist.

The congenital conditions were insufficient, even if I was standing up, I even used the means of tiptoeing. The short and ugly figure still reached Jia Zhang's chin.

"In-laws, it's better to choose a date than a day. You personally come to say goodbye to Bang Kee as grandma. As You Fengxia's parents, we must know at least. Even if I haven't seen Bang Kee's child, I'll hear you say that, I'm sure I'm a good child with both good character and good academic performance."

Jia Zhang had a big head and looked incredible. Since he was sensible in beating the stick chord, Jia Zhang heard outsiders praise the stick chord for the first time, and his face turned lustful.

Stick terrier.
To be continued...
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