The reason why beautiful beauties are chosen as stewardesses on airplanes is because people are more patient with women, especially beauties, and behave more gentlemanly and courteous, making it easier to manage them.

After all, after the plane takes off, there is only so much space in the sky, plus the air pressure, atmosphere, etc., people's emotions will actually become irritable and sensitive. Once any irreconcilable conflicts arise, it is extremely easy to trigger more intense conflicts.

Therefore, it is very important to stabilize the mood of passengers and ensure the smooth operation of the aircraft, and this important task actually falls on these beautiful flight attendants.

But today there was a free and easy contestant like Yu Fei, who had long been tired of looking at beauties, especially the fake performances that were trained, and then this beautiful stewardess suffered.

Looking at Yu Fei's serious face, the stewardess had a headache. She lamented that she didn't read the almanac or burn paper when she went out today, how could she meet such a strange person.

But the work must continue, the bonus must not be wrong, and the customer is God, so she still has to be a ninja.

"I'm sorry, sir, it's my eyesight. Sir, your aura is so radiant that it blinded my eyes, so I didn't see clearly!"

The flight attendant had no choice but to change her words. Although logically it was not that eye-catching and even sounded exaggerated, in her opinion, Yu Fei was already very exaggerated and he should prefer this kind of exaggerated statement.

"Yes, you are very discerning and I like you!"

After hearing this false compliment, Yu Fei nodded with satisfaction. It seemed that no one had really praised him like this. Although he knew that what the other person said was a lie, he still felt very comfortable after hearing it.

"Thank you sir for your affirmation. Now, this gentleman who is as handsome as Andy Lau, would you like to have something to eat?"

The stewardess tried hard to suppress her emotions and continued to ask Yu Fei with a smile on her face, hoping that Yu Fei would just say he didn't want to eat, so that she could serve the next person.

"Is there any stinky tofu?"

Yu Fei thought for a while and asked.

"I'm sorry, sir, it was our negligence that we didn't prepare stinky tofu. However, we do have thousand-page tofu and homemade tofu. How about you change the taste?"

After listening to Yu Fei's question, the stewardess said with anguish that food like stinky tofu cannot appear on the plane because the plane is a confined space and food with a strong smell is not suitable to be served here, as it can easily cause dissatisfaction among guests who don't like it.

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But she didn't say it directly. Instead, she put it in a nicer way, and even gave Yu Fei other options.

"You give me a piece of home-cooked tofu, and I will make the smell myself."

Yu Fei nodded after hearing this, and then said loudly.

The first half of Yu Fei's sentence made the stewardess breathe a sigh of relief, and the people around him felt that the farce was coming to an end, but the second half of his sentence suddenly made everyone nervous. The stewardess also looked at Yu Fei in horror,

Yu Fei wants to create his own stinky smell, so how do he make it? What is the smell of stinky tofu similar to?

Suddenly, everyone around looked at Yu Fei with disgust, feeling that Yu Fei was too particular. If you want to fart, just say so! And you did it so tactfully, and even made your own stink!

The stewardess really wanted to tell Yu Fei that farting in public places, especially in confined spaces, is very immoral.

But she was afraid that if she spoke out, she would be embarrassed by Yu Fei again, and it was not illegal to fart. It would not stop Yu Fei from farting, and it would not affect her bonus. After thinking about it, she decided to forget it!

Under the look of help from other passengers, the stewardess quietly took a home-cooked tofu rice bowl and placed it in front of Yu Fei. She pretended not to hear the last part of Yu Fei's words and prepared to serve other guests.

But everyone felt guilty when they thought that Yu Fei was about to stink up his home-cooked tofu and turn it into stinky tofu.

My heart collapsed. Can I still eat this meal? Should I just eat Yu Fei's shit?

"Beauty, where is the bathroom?"

The guy who had squirted coffee before looked at the Kung Pao Chicken in his hand and felt that if he wanted to have a good meal, he must find a way to get it. In a hurry, he quickly thought of a way and decided to give a side reminder.

Yu Fei, you can go to the toilet to solve it.

"Sir, the bathroom is in front, on the left!"

Hearing this question, the flight attendant hurriedly replied. She also understood that this person was not asking the question for himself, but for Yu Fei. This was to remind Yu Fei to go to the toilet if you fart!

When other passengers saw this man's wit, they all looked at him with gratitude and admiration. They felt that this man was a great hero, the one sent by God to save everyone.

"Okay, thank you, I understand. The bathroom is in front on the left."

The other party nodded, and then repeated the position loudly, hoping that Yu Fei would feel a little bit more confident.

It is normal for people to eat all kinds of food and have three emergencies. However, people sitting in first class are all dignitaries, so such matters are dealt with quietly and as elegantly as possible.

So they think this is already obvious, and hope that Yu Fei can pay attention to the air health issues in public spaces.

However, after these people cooperated like this, they found that Yu Fei had no reaction at all. Instead, he opened his lunch box and ate it loudly, as if he had not heard the last conversation at all.

Immediately, those who got the lunch box didn't dare to eat it, and those who didn't get it didn't want it anymore. They really didn't know when Yu Fei would create a stink by himself.

Some people also think that Yu Fei wants stinky tofu because he wants to cover up the stinky smell he created, right?

But everyone waited in fear for a long time, watching Yu Fei finish his food without any movement or smell. Yu Fei even closed his eyes again and seemed to sleep.

Immediately everyone felt that Yu Fei was just talking bad words to tease everyone, but in fact he would not really do such immoral things, so everyone felt relieved.

Then everyone started to open their own plates and get ready to eat. They all heard Yu Fei eating constantly and squeaking. Although they thought it was very indecent, it didn't stop them from hearing that they were all hungry.

"Hey! I seem to have forgotten something important!"

Just when everyone was placing plates and getting ready to eat, Yu Fei suddenly opened his eyes and said loudly.

Suddenly, those who were about to put the food in their mouths stopped with their mouth corners twitching, and turned to look at Yu Fei resentfully, are you crazy? Did you do this on purpose?

Everyone held their breath, waiting for the moment of despair to come. After all, they couldn't come over to help Yu Fei cover it with his hands.

The flight attendant who had just distributed the food was pushing a small dining cart and was about to escape. As the so-called dead Taoist friend is not dead, she still has a small independent space that can be covered with a curtain. She can hide it by herself as long as she does not face Yu Fei's devilish problems.

That's fine. As for the smell, if you stay away from it and use the air conditioner to filter it, you should be able to tolerate it.

"Beauty, I heard that the excrement in the toilet on the plane just falls out, right?"

Yu Fei stopped the stewardess who was trying to escape and asked.

When everyone heard this question, they immediately breathed a sigh of relief. This guy seemed to have some wink. Everyone felt that their food would be eaten after a while.

"Sir, that's not the case. This will cause pollution to the environment. In fact, it is stored and handed over to specialized staff for processing after landing!"

The stewardess stopped, forced a smile and said to Yu Fei.

"Oh, that's it. Can you get me some tofu? I have to go to the toilet."

Yu Fei listens

He said very happily.

This question immediately confused everyone. Why do you want a piece of tofu to go to the toilet?

"Sir, the meals on the plane are all prepared on the ground and heated quickly on the plane, so there is no tofu available on the plane!"

The flight attendant suppressed her inner doubts and refused Yu Fei's request. Even if there was tofu, she would not dare to give it to Yu Fei. Who knows what Yu Fei, a contestant, would do with tofu in the toilet.

"That's such a pity. I originally wanted to make some stinky tofu for everyone to try to see if what I made was authentic."

Yu Fei sighed regretfully and said.

Suddenly everyone was shocked. It turned out that Yu Fei asked if the excrement in the toilet was discharged directly and asked if there was tofu for this reason!

Do you have any misunderstandings about the making process of stinky tofu? Or do we all have misunderstandings about the making process of stinky tofu?

Those who have eaten stinky tofu all feel a little nauseous. Even if they think it is impossible, they still can't stand hearing Yu Fei's words.

"Sir, I'm going to work first!"

The flight attendant did not dare to follow the rules and ask Yu Fei again if he needed help. Instead, she directly told Yu Fei that she was leaving.

After the stewardess finished speaking, everyone looked at Yu Fei nervously, fearing that Yu Fei would ask any questions again, because everyone discovered that as long as the stewardess was not around, Yu Fei was still normal and was always taking a nap with his eyes closed.

"Well, go ahead!"

Yu Fei nodded and let the poor stewardess go, as well as the other passengers.

Suddenly everyone else breathed a sigh of relief, the beautiful stewardess ran away in a hurry, and the other passengers began to think about whether they should eat or not.

Whether they ate or not mainly depended on whether Yu Fei still spoke, so everyone secretly looked at Yu Fei and found that Yu Fei had closed his eyes and took a nap, so they started to eat with confidence.

Yu Fei was actually too busy and wanted to amuse everyone, but there was a limit to how much fun he could have. If he continued to play, he might become a real psychopath.

The cabin became quiet again. Everyone who maintained his or her own identity tried not to make any noise that would disturb other people. The plane flew smoothly in the sky, and everything was beautiful.

When Yu Fei didn't speak, everyone felt it was wonderful.

Because the journey was very long, the plane landed once in the middle to refuel and collect supplies before taking off again.

Next, every time the stewardess came, everyone felt nervous. Although it was Yu Fei who was scary, Yu Fei was scary only when the stewardess arrived. It would be normal for Yu Fei if the stewardess didn't come.

This led to the emergence of a strange emotion. The beautiful stewardess who had always been very popular, now once she walks around the airport, everyone looks at her resentfully, hoping that she will go back.

Suddenly, the beautiful stewardess, who had always been surrounded by admiring and admiring eyes, doubted for the first time that her beauty was worthless.

However, Yu Fei was not so idle. He closed his eyes and took naps all the way. The stewardess came twice and he shook his head normally at the stewardess's service. The stewardess breathed a sigh of relief. Other first-class passengers

He also breathed a sigh of relief.

During the journey of more than ten hours, some people did a lot of important things, and some people did a lot of unimportant things. Only Yu Fei managed to take a nap throughout the journey, as if he couldn't wake up, and kept the same posture no matter what.

With his eyes closed, everyone else admired this skill. If they hadn't seen Yu Fei get on the plane by himself, they would have doubted whether Yu Fei was a paralyzed person.
Chapter completed!