Chapter 1192 Two people and one ghost(1/2)
"Thank you, traffic policeman. I was just joking with you. I really didn't drink. It's not that your instrument is broken!"
Only then did Yu Fei smile and speak normally.
"You bastard, get lost!"
The traffic policeman glared at Yu Fei fiercely and waved his hand to signal Yu Fei to leave.
"Okay!"
Yu Fei smiled and immediately started the car and left.
Pineapple Head stared at Yu Fei's actions in stunned silence. He still didn't recover until Yu Fei drove the car far away.
"Stop looking at me with your head tilted like this. It reminds me of when people in the countryside paired horses and donkeys with mules. The donkey and horse were tied together for a walk, and the donkey kept looking at the horse with its head tilted like this!"
Yu Fei couldn't bear the gaze anymore, so he turned around and said to Pineapple Head speechlessly.
Plop...
Pineapple Head was shocked by this true story and fell down on the console in front of him.
"Cousin, can't we give you another example?"
Pineapple Head quickly got up and asked with a speechless expression.
"Then I can't say that your eyes are the same as those of the women who love me so much, right?"
Yu Fei curled his lips and said.
"Forget it, the previous example is better, I don't want to be abused as a dog!"
Pineapple Head rolled his eyes.
"Are you asking me how I can't detect alcohol?"
Yu Fei asked with a smile.
"Yeah, how on earth is it done?"
Pineapple Head nodded hurriedly.
"Have you seen Demi-Gods and Dragons?"
Yu Fei asked back.
"What does this have to do with Tian Long Ba Bu?"
Pineapple Head doesn’t understand why Yu Fei talks about Tian Long Ba Bu.
"Have you ever seen the part in Tian Long Ba Bu where Duan Yu cheats and uses his internal strength to force out the wine he drank when he was drinking?"
Yu Fei felt that this guy's response was too slow, so he reminded him again.
"Do you know internal strength? Then do you know Yi Yang Finger?"
When Pineapple Head heard this, he immediately became excited and asked with his eyes widened. He looked like if Yu Fei dared to say that he could do it, he would immediately kneel down and become a disciple.
"I don't know how to use Yiyang Finger, but I know a little bit about internal strength."
Yu Fei shrugged.
"Really? Can you use internal energy to heal injuries?"
Pineapple Head hurriedly asked, "Men like power. Those internal martial arts masters on TV can be said to be the ones who break mountains and crack rocks. They are the power that every man yearns for."
"Just break your own leg and you'll know."
Yu Fei glanced at the pineapple head and said with a mean smile.
Pineapple Head immediately stopped asking. He was not stupid. Those people on TV all used internal energy to treat internal injuries, but I had never seen anyone who could use internal energy to set bones.
While they were talking, the two of them returned to the hotel. When they went upstairs, they suddenly saw two men rushing down the stairs in a panic. They looked like they had seen a ghost. One of them ran a little chaotically, even from the end.
Rolled down a step.
Yu Fei and Pineapple Head looked upstairs to see if anyone was chasing them with knives, but after waiting for a long time, there was no response.
The two people fled the hotel directly. The hotel security guard was shocked. When he stood up, he saw the two people running out empty-handed, and then sat back down with a puzzled look on his face.
Yu Fei and Pineapple Head went upstairs speechlessly. When they came to the door of the open room, they saw that the door of the room where Pineapple Head kept his mother's urn was wide open.
The two hurriedly walked in and saw that the urn had fallen to the ground, and there were signs of being disturbed in other places in the room.
This was obviously a thief who came in to steal something, but he didn't find anything valuable. Instead, he found Wu Yanyan's urn.
The two people who had just been frightened and ran away, if they guessed correctly, were probably the culprits. They looked so frightened that they probably had a psychological shadow in the future.
Fortunately, this urn is strong and there is a small mechanism that can be opened by pressing it after it is closed. Otherwise, there would be a carpet underneath and the ashes would be scattered all over the floor and still not be collected. That would be a disaster.
"This hotel must have sold our personal information, otherwise how could they accurately find our room!"
Pineapple Head was considered someone who had been around before and knew some of the secrets here, and he gritted his teeth in anger.
"Okay, someone will be here soon!"
Yu Fei rolled his eyes and said after hearing this.
Sure enough, as Yu Fei expected, Cao Cao arrived as soon as he said Cao Cao. The two people came in without closing the door, so the two security guards walked in directly.
"Sir, I'm sorry, the items you bring cannot be stored in the guest room!"
After the security guard walked in, he said directly to the two of them.
"Oh? How did you know we brought something in?"
Yu Fei turned around and asked the two of them directly. Pineapple Head had just conveniently placed the urn in the closet provided by the hotel. They couldn't see the urn at all at the moment.
Moreover, when they were brought in, they were carried in bags and could not be seen from the outside. This means that these security guards are really working with the thieves.
"This...we just saw it!"
The security guard was stunned and hurriedly made excuses to excuse him.
"Did you see that we came in with a ghost? Can you all see this?"
Yu Fei asked with a surprised look on his face.
The two security guards trembled after hearing this. To be honest, they had to go upstairs, but this was the boss's order, and they couldn't do it if they didn't come.
"No, it's a box!"
A security guard hurriedly explained.
"Box? Are you dazzled? Where is the box? We are just two people and one ghost, right?"
Yu Fei had a puzzled look on his face. When he was about to finish speaking, he suddenly turned around and said the last sentence to the empty air, as if someone had agreed. Yu Fei nodded with a smile.
The two security guards were frightened and looked aside quickly, but saw nothing.
"You can't see it. If you see it, it means they will come to you at night."
Yu Fei curled his lips and said, as if he really wanted to scare these two people.
"Sorry to bother you!"
The two security guards couldn't bear the fright. They didn't know who they were apologizing to, so they turned around and ran away.
"Cousin, you are really a master!"
After the two security guards escaped, Pineapple Head immediately turned around and gave Yu Fei a thumbs up. Yu Fei's terrifying technique was really superb, and he acted as if it was really happening.
"Boy, let's see if I don't scare them to death!"
Yu Fei sneered. Conventional methods would not work against such people. If the police were called, no evidence would be found. After they left, these people would continue their tricks.
After Yu Fei and Pineapple Head finished talking, they went out to rest in another room. However, when they both walked out of the door, Yu Fei suddenly turned around and waved to the empty room, as if saying goodbye, and then
He and Pineapple Head went into another room.
"Those people must be watching us in the control room! After they left, we waved to the room. What do you think they will do?"
After entering another room, Yu Fei smiled at Scar and said.
"High! Really high!"
Pineapple Head immediately admired Yu Fei. To be honest, what Yu Fei did was terrifying even to him who knew the truth. Those people in the hotel would definitely be scared to death.
As Yu Fei expected, the two security guards went downstairs and went to the monitoring room to see what the two men were doing.
They were sure that they only saw Yu Fei and Pineapple Head upstairs, but Yu Fei waved to the empty room. When they thought of Yu Fei's words, they all suddenly got goosebumps all over their bodies.
Now they didn't dare to go upstairs even to death, so they had to report to the boss. The two thieves were dazzled and there was nothing in the room.
But having said that, they will definitely have a hard time in the coming days.
After Yu Fei and Pineapple Head went back, they went to sleep directly. The next morning, they got up and went back to another room. After taking the urn, Yu Fei continued to wave to the room when they went out, and then
Then he closed the door and the pineapple head scared the building.
When checking out, the front desk at the door did not dare to look at the two people. He lowered his head and quickly completed the check-out procedures for them.
Yu Fei and Pineapple Head strode outside the hotel. Yu Fei saw the two security guards standing at the door, one on the left and the other on the right.
The two security guards had been secretly watching Yu Fei and Pineapple Head. In broad daylight, they were a little bolder and looked at Yu Fei a little fiercely.
To be continued...