Chapter 10 What Kung Fu, That's Science (Follow-up)(1/2)
Two weeks later, Jixiang Chaos Shop.
"Kobayashi, where did you practice that kung fu?"
After the shop owner Zhang personally brought Lin Shanshanyi a bowl of hot shepherd's purse meat dumplings, he said with a flattering look on his face.
"What kind of kung fu?"
Lin Shanyi sniffed it first, and after taking a sip of the hot soup, he asked while adding red spicy oil to the bowl.
"It's the kung fu you jumped into the car last time and jumped across the road."
Lao Zhang sat down opposite him, showing an ambiguous smile that I found even though you were hiding deeply.
"Then do you know, what is kung fu?"
Lin Shanyi looked up at Lao Zhang and said with a smile.
"Kung Fu is to stand or lie down..."
"I have seen this, a master of the generation. I am a serious person to ask you for advice, and I will pay the tuition fee."
Lao Zhang didn't take this trick and put forward a money offensive.
Well, the show-off has not started yet, it is a failure.
I can't talk about this day.
Lin Shanyi shook his head and emphasized with a serious look on his face.
"So, I'm not called Kung Fu, but instinct."
"Instinct, please stop me, I have seen it too."
Old Zhang was stunned for a moment and said quickly.
"It's the suspense love action movie abroad."
"Is this movie serious?"
Lin Shanyi looked at Lao Zhang seriously, and always felt that there was a hint of malicious indifference on his mature and steady face.
"I didn't care about you. People will burst out their potential at the critical moment of life and death. Children are pushed to their mothers and lift their cars. This is all based on scientific evidence."
Lin Shanyi said, and quickly started eating dumplings.
"Don't just eat, tell Brother Zhang how to maintain long-term science."
Lao Zhang looked at Lin Shanyi as if he was not planning to do so, subconsciously looked around, and then said carefully.
"Actually, I can't learn those advanced skills, so I just want to learn the basics, the kind that can't be broken when I exercise my waist..."
"Ahem."
This sudden scene almost made Lin Shanyi spurt out.
"Brother Zhang, I'm talking about science to you, you actually want to take me to drive?
That's really not Kung Fu, it's instinct, instinct at the critical moment of life and death."
Lin Shanyi took a deep breath, swallowed the dumplings in the bowl into his stomach in two seconds, got up and walked out the door.
Lao Zhang didn't believe it, and there was a hint of resentment in his eyes.
"Instinct, go and cheat."
Seeing Lin Shanyi running to the next door and buying ten meat bags, Lao Zhang knew that there was no chance, had to stand at the door. He sighed in his heart and shouted at Lin Shanyi who was crossing the road.
"Since it's instinct, be careful when crossing the road this time."
"knew."
Lin Shanyi waved his hand without looking back and said in his heart.
"How could someone be so unlucky to be hit twice?"
"careful."
But as soon as he finished speaking, Lin Shanyi, who was crossing the road, heard a burst of exclamations from the crowd suddenly coming from behind.
A young man riding an electric bike to deliver takeaway food was just crossing the road when he was rear-ended by a white Bentley, and then flew towards him with his car.
"..." Lin Shanyi.
"hiss!"
Although he said science, Lin Shanyi's body was very honest.
Almost the moment the electric car hit him, he jumped up suddenly after training in the back mountain trap.
In this moment, he grabbed the delivery guy who flew out and stood steadily on the front of the white Bentley.
Lin Shanyi looked up.
“…”
In an instant, the panicked crowd quieted down.
At this moment, Lin Shanyi, who was standing on the front of the car, was holding a bun in one hand and holding a delivery guy in the other, felt as if he had taken some amazing blockbuster.
He subconsciously looked at Lao Zhang's Jixiang Chaos Shop.
The latter's lips were slightly opened and his face was stiff, as if he was asking.
"Is this what science you mean?"
"Go and ask for compensation."
Lin Shanyi looked at the delivery guy who was getting out of the car, turned around and jumped over the road, and quickly disappeared into the crowd.
"It's very scientific to save people."
He said in his heart.
Lin Shanyi, who returned to Yuan'an Funeral Home, was shocked while eating buns.
"I can't go back. I am so outstanding that no matter how I hide it, I can't hide the shining light."
After a while, Lin Shanyi sighed deeply after eating the buns.
Whether it is the changes brought to the body by the ancient world in the dream, or the terrifying revival in reality in a preliminary understanding.
All these represent that he has gone away from the days when he was salted fish in the past.
But he is still a passionate boy.
It is impossible to pretend that you don’t know anything about moving bricks on the construction site.
This is definitely not the reason for fear of dying for no reason.
“Buzz buzz…”
At this time, the sound of a vibrating mobile phone coming from the table.
"Hello!"
Lin Shanyi looked at the notes on his phone, saying, "The Evil Boss Zhou."
"You called me last time, what's the matter?"
"I just want to ask, is that talisman useful?"
Lin Shanyi suddenly didn't know what to say.
"Haha, that's it?"
On the other end of the phone, Boss Zhou's laughter came.
"What, are you scared?"
"Suddenly, I saw the other side of the world. I didn't even brush my teeth, so it's normal."
Lin Shanyi said quietly.
"I also have a drawer of Taoist talismans. If you want to be at peace, you can come and get it at any time.
If you want to know more, due to certain rules, you can only wait until you become a formal employee.”
Boss Zhou said calmly.
"You wait first, I'll call in, and you can take advantage of this time, and you can also think about it carefully.
Speaking of which, it is very lucky that you can understand this."
As soon as the words were finished, the phone became a waiting.
Lin Shanyi did not hang up the phone and waited patiently.
He thought about the scene of talking to Boss Zhou again many times.
For example, after grabbing Boss Zhou's tie and beat him up, he scolded him fiercely.
Or maybe we met on a rooftop and had a mysterious tit-for-tat confrontation.
"I was caught off guard by this call."
To be continued...