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240 Blue Ears

"Doctor Xiaoji is here?"

The door of Director Liu's office was pushed open directly, and Lu Gang hurriedly walked in.

"Old Lu, why are you anxious? Take a slower look?" Director Liu sat on the chair and looked at Lu Gang with a smile.

"Doctor Xiaoji, you did the surgery so smoothly, it was not difficult. Is the surgery very simple? You can do it even if you put a dog on it?" Lu Gang asked with a straightforward and straightforward question.

Ji Xiang spread his hands and looked at the sky.

It makes sense to say that this person was kicked to the medical office. He didn't understand the most basic human relationships and worldly styles. He came and asked himself directly if it was difficult.

And the last sentence... Ji Xiang thought of the silly roe deer.

"Of course." Director Liu smiled, "Old Lu, the journal papers you read are all sloppy. The surgery itself is simple, and I can do it even with my eyes closed."

"You?" Lu Gang glanced at Director Liu sideways, "I bleed when I get started, and I'm still bragging here."

Director Liu blushed, but he was thick-skinned and pretended to be fine. "Xiao Ji was bleeding. What does it have to do with me? You read it wrong. Besides, am I better than a dog?"

Ji Xiang watched Director Liu helplessly. If he hadn't had the surgery repeated dozens or hundreds of times and had just completed it by himself, he would have believed it.

"Hmm? Really?" Lu Gang was deceived by Director Liu. He looked at Director Liu in surprise and tried hard to recall the situation of the operation at that time.

"Of course." Director Liu said, "How simple is the surgery? You know what surgery can a regular doctor do in the medical office."

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"I know, the gastrointestinal tract can be removed, and at most hernia surgery can be released."

"Yes, the surgical treatment of huge hydronephrosis is equivalent to gastrointestinal appendicitis and hernia in our urology department. Even the level is slightly lower. Lao Lu, you read the literature every day and are deceived by the literature."

Director Liu joked.

He will avenge his grudges. Before, Lu Gang said that the operation would definitely not be able to be done, so he will immediately repay it.

“…”

As long as Lu Gang is not a fool, he will definitely not believe this.

"Shadan."

"You watched Xiaoji perform the surgery, what's going on. By the way, I didn't let it go completely, and kept holding the mirror. Once Xiaoji has any mistakes in the operation, I will take over immediately."

"Well."

Lu Gang's head was dizzy.

Ji Xiang laughed secretly, he knew that Director Liu was either robbing the merits or making fun of Lu Gang.

"The surgery is indeed..."

Before Director Liu could finish his words, Lu Gang's cell phone rang.

"Hello?"

"Oh, what? Blue Ears? Are you a human doctor or a veterinarian? Blue Ears are also called pig breeding and respiratory syndrome. They are treated by veterinarians and have nothing to do with the human doctors in our Second Affiliated Hospital."

"Why do I understand? I haven't eaten pork and I haven't seen pigs running? What are you doing?"

"Go now."

Lu Gang hung up the phone and said angrily, "Now the medical level of our Second Affiliated Hospital is getting worse and worse. Just this, people say that they are awesome every day."

"Old Lu, it's amazing. You even know about pig breeding and respiratory syndrome." Director Liu was really convinced this time, and he was so arrogant.

"My family used to raise pigs. I saw them when I was a child. That's what the veterinarian said." Lu Gang said angrily, "No one has blue ears."

"Which department is consulting?"

"The second-hand man Monkey."

Lu Gang said a homophonic meme to show his contempt for the ear, nose and throat.

"Go and have a look."

Ji Xiang's heart moved, "Teacher Lu, can I take a look with you?"

"What's so good about it? You don't know how unreliable the clinician is. I guess the patient wore a blue hat and faded."

“…”

Ji Xiang spread his hands.

"Doctor Xiaoji, don't believe it. Do you think it's what you said in crosstalk and jokes, "What does the egg change color, but the underwear loses color, right?" Lu Gang said as he walked away. Ji Xiang and Director Liu made a gesture, and Director Liu waved his hand with a smile.

"This kind of thing is very common in clinical practice and it's not a big deal at all." Lu Gang muttered, "Some doctors don't even wear gloves to wipe them. When they see the color is wrong, they just come to consult and wait for me to scold them."

"Teacher Lu, you..."

"What am I?" Lu Gang turned around and stared at Ji Xiang, "I want to say I have a bad temper?"

"Why are you so interested in huge hydronephrosis?" Ji Xiang asked.

Lu Gang looked at Ji Xiang up and down, very seriously, and looked at him for a full 2 ​​seconds.

"The book says that this disease is difficult, but you, a small student, did it very well. By the way, Director Bai adjusted the laparoscopic surgery video. I think something was wrong."

"Click the video?"

"It's said that there was a surgery competition recently. Director Bai wants to accumulate some information. But don't have too much hope. I think he just wants to see it. The most likely thing is to find Director Liu's surgery."

Director Bai really has vision, Ji Xiang thought with a smile.

"Blue Ears, I think they look like blue ears." Lu Gang quickly walked to the ENT department while scolding.

"Old Lu, you are here, please help me see." A middle-aged female doctor stood in the corridor waiting for Lu Gang. When she saw him hurrying in, she immediately said apologetically.

It seems to be different from what Lu Gang described.

"Where is the patient?"

“In the disposal room.”

Lu Gang didn't say anything nonsense, and Fengfenghuohuo walked into the disposal room.

A female patient in her twenties sat on the bed in the treatment room with a look of panic.

She doesn't look like a real person, but like a paper man in the second dimension.

The ears are a little pointed, not counting, and the color is not normal, showing a light blue.

"Huh?" Lu Gang was stunned. This was different from what he imagined.

"Have your ears always been this color?" Lu Gang asked.

"No, doctor." The female patient said timidly, "I caught a cold a few days ago. I took some medicine, and my ears kept hurting and the color changed."

Lu Gang tear a pair of sterile gloves, put them on directly, and tore a bag of iodine cotton balls to wipe the female patient's ears.

"pain!"

The female patient shivered for a moment.

"It's really not fading." Lu Gang made a decision and took off his gloves and threw them into a medical waste bucket.

"Old Lu, don't let the head nurse see it, it's all cost." The professor of ENT was so angry that his eyes were fighting.

"Tsk." Lu Gang said contemptly, "Can you still use it after washing?"

Ji Xiang suddenly thought of turning over the used condom and using it again. He didn't know whether Teacher Lu Gang played with the meme or did this in clinical practice.

But I guess it cannot. If this saves costs, it may cause infection, spread, etc.

"Strange, tell me carefully what's going on." Lu Gang looked up and down at the female patient, and finally his eyes fell on his blue ears.
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