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Chapter 16: Splashing Monkeys(1/2)

He has a short figure, messy monkey hair, and a rebellious face.

No matter how you look at it, it's a wild monkey.

But this wild monkey understands more human feelings than the people present!

Sitting on the back of the general, he waved to one of them.

The man was stunned when he saw this.

Wait for the monkey to vent his mouth angrily at his waist.

The guy smiled bitterly and handed the wine gourd around his waist.

"Master Sage, if you get angry, you will go around and go, don't make things difficult for us brothers..."

"Take you."

Snatched the wine gourd directly from the hands of the heavenly general.

The monkey took a sip, then looked back on his past appearance.

"Tell me about you. When I was in heaven, I was the Liu Ding and Liu Jia, the subordinates of the time-honored officials. Now I have been suppressed for five hundred years, so why haven't you moved upward?"

Liu Ding Liu Jia: "..."

They are about to move!

As long as they escorted Chen Xuanzang to the West this time, there would be no big mistakes and turned back to the Heavenly Court, they would all be a great achievement!

It is at least a step up!

But who would have thought that as soon as you came out, you came to smash the mountain of Emperor Changsheng?

If Emperor Changsheng was dissatisfied with this and just gave a little word, they would have to say that the suffering they had suffered for five hundred years of guarding the mountain would be in vain, but they would have to complain about it from inside and outside.

Thinking of this, Liu Ding and Liu Jia's face became more and more exciting.

I really want to cry but can't come out, but I dare not make trouble.

I could only stay there, posing a dying face, and looking at the monkey as if crying.

What is the character of a monkey?

How can we look at their faces?

He slapped the immortal general on the forehead of the hand-written wine to it, and then he took a big bag and laughed loudly:

"Don't be like my dead mother. If you blame me for your own son, you will not be on the heads of you little shrimps!"

"Yes...yes...You are right..."

"Hey, you guys are still getting the handle. My old grandson will teach you good things today. Now, get out of my cheap master and guard it immediately.

Just pretend that I don't know what's going on here.

After a while, the man from the Antarctic Immortal Weng came. When I saw my old son smashing his house, I couldn’t blame you for your body... Do you understand?"

"But, Sage, you..."

"Don't worry, when will I be unreliable for my old son to do things? When Lao Sun blocks the Antarctic Immortal Man and drinks this wine, he will go back to play with my cheap master in Lingshan."

Speaking of which, monkeys are also having fun.

When the big curly hair pressed it back then, he had a desperate hand, not only broke his hand, but also heard that he passed away directly after he returned.

These five hundred years have passed.

I don’t know how many times he had left in the world.

but.

This time...

This time, no wonder this old acquaintance took revenge and went to Lingshan to join in the fun.

It's really a big curly and unauthentic.

Even the eldest disciples under him couldn't see it and insisted on talking to him...

Since that's the case, what reason does it have not to join in the fun?

The worst result is to cut out a clone and go to the name of Buddha.

Let's talk about it...

There is nothing to say!

It even pinched its nose and recognized it, so why would it be afraid of this?

I was amused by this master-apprentice's rebellion drama.

Wait until the Liuding Liujia was sent away.

The monkey sat on the hill, and the longevity peach was drinking wine in every sip.

There will be an hour after that.

I saw a colorful cloud floating in the distance from the sky.

The colorful sika deer is stepping on auspicious clouds, and there is a white-bearded old man holding a longevity peach sitting on his body.

The old man looks very festive.

When I saw the monkey, I walked down the seven-colored deer with a smile on my face.

I saw him bowing to the monkey:

"Master, we haven't seen each other for a long time?"

"Hehe, you are immortal..."

Sun Wukong opened his mouth to curse, but he still threw the wine gourd in his hand:

"I haven't seen you for five hundred years, but you have not changed much. You should eat and drink, and your belly is still so big."

"Sage... Look at what you said, it's only been five hundred years. If it changes only for these five hundred years, my name of immortality... is probably ruined."

"cut."

The monkey threw the peach that had been gnawing half in his hand, and then cursed and glared at the Antarctic Immortal.

The Antarctic Immortal Man was not angry either, but just smiled and catered to him.

He also knew that he was in the wrong.

Or.

Except for the one who gave the order at the top, the others felt that they were inappropriate when they saw the monkey.

Why?

Because you made an excuse for no reason, and you would suppress the monkey for five hundred years.

What troubles the Peach Banquet, what steals the imperial wine, and kicks the alchemy furnace.

Is this a big deal?

You know, this monkey is a younger brother recognized by the Great Heavenly Lord.

People can call the name of Datianzun in Lingxiao Palace.

The best official title!

Although he is a virtual position, his actual status may not be much worse than that of him, the Great Emperor of Antarctic.

The best way for them to be brothers is because they give the compensation to the right place before they start.

But they are acquaintances who usually call brothers and brothers, it really feels wrong to see this monkey when they see each other again.

"Old man, you have grown this peach well, it tastes better than five hundred years ago."

"If the Great Sage likes it, I won't put it and pick it up."

"Hey, then I'm not polite. You know, I'm a monkey, I love to eat this."

While speaking, the monkey picked all the peaches from the tree into his sleeves in front of the Antarctic Immortal.

Regardless of whether it is blue or red.

The Antarctic Immortal Man didn't care either.

When the monkey finished picking the peaches, the Antarctic Immortal Weng smiled and said:

"Why didn't the Great Sage go back to the Heavenly Palace to see the Great Heavenly Lord first? I haven't seen him for more than five hundred years, and the Great Heavenly Lord is also chanting you very much."

"His? What does He think of me?"

"It's nothing else. The Great Heavenly Lord probably misses you."

"I believe in your ghost, your old tummy stomach is full of bad water."

In the blink of an eye, the monkey counted.

Then he looked at the Antarctic Immortal Weng with a smile and said:
To be continued...
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