Liao Xuebing looked at the menu: "Then let's have a glass of iced coffee, ten beer, ten cream egg tarts, and ten 'Black Princess' ice cream."

The principal said: "Okay, while eating, look at the information I have collected, and you can help me analyze it. But your eating habits are really inconsistent."

Liao Xuebing poured a glass of beer in one breath, stuffed it in two or three egg tarts, then picked up an ice cream and licked it slowly, and took the kraft paper file bag.

The first thing that caught my eye was a photo of a big head, with Mrs. Smith's expression being dull. This type of photo is very common on ID card and resume, and there is no sign of it. There is also a resume of the wife. Her husband, Mr. Smith, is a British nobleman and chairman of the Astrology Consortium, owns 20% of the shares of Tulip High School, so Mrs. Smith joined the school board as a shareholder.

Lao Liao was very confused: "I can't tell where my wife knew me. Last time she said she was very grateful to me, but I obviously had no impression. I am an unknown gangster, is there any intersection with the life of British nobles?"

Then look down, a copy of the speech of the report made by Mrs. Smith at the board meeting at the end of last year. The tone was plain and serious, and it was in official language. Maybe it was written by the secretary, so it was difficult to analyze clues. A list of friends in the daily social circle written by the principal himself listed the names of more than 20 people, but with the principal's talent, the authenticity of this list is very limited. A copy of the wife's English handwriting, Liao Xuebing's poor English level is really hard to say.

Finally, there is a small MP4 player with a recording file of 20M. Liao Xuebing put the earbuds on and asked the principal how to use this high-tech thing. After turning on the switch, he heard a sound: "Madam, uh, the weather is really good today, and the sun is bright." This is the principal with a slight flattering words. "Mr. Principal, don't you think the weather is ridiculous when you greet during working hours? Also, please explain this report. Why is the number of freshmen in this semester six percent less than the last semester?" It was Mrs. Smith talking. The principal seemed to be sweating in the headphones: "I think, maybe, uh...it seems that the school's college entrance examination scores in the last semester were not ideal. You know, parents are always willing to choose schools that can help their children go to college." "Then improve the college entrance examination scores, start from the first and second grades, and order each class teacher to supervise students."...

Liao Xuebing took off his headphones: "Hey, are you and your wife talking about this kind of nutritionless conversation?"

The principal was ashamed: "But I can't open the topic and I don't know what she is interested in. I want to know why I'm looking for you, the Love Saint?"

Liao Xuebing really wanted to complain to the principal about the situation of Class 2 in Year 2, but he knew that it was not the time to threaten him. When he helped him make some results, he could not stop. So he smiled and said, "The ice cream is delicious, do you want one?" The principal shook his head, and Lao Liao said, "I want to know how much you are willing to pay to Mrs. Smith?"

"Although it's just unrequited love, I feel that I'm willing to give everything for her, including life." Facing Liao Xuebing, the principal naturally expressed his thoughts.

"That's good, I need funding for the event."

"You want money? What do you want money to do? Mrs. Smith has money, and you can't touch her heart with diamonds!"

"Barring, why do I impress Mrs. Smith? Besides, you gave her a diamond for no reason. It would be strange if she didn't suspect you were a ghost. After listening to me, I must first bribe the secretary around her. Her secretary must be very familiar with her daily life, such as when she gets to get off work, and what car she is riding on..."

The principal interrupted him and said, "What's the use of understanding the car the wife is in? You're too nonsense!"

Liao Xuebing felt that the identity of Qingsheng was seriously questioned, and sneered three times, making the principal laugh inexplicably, and then said: "Talking with an outsider is really troublesome, just like talking to a primitive man about the working principle of a computer. Can you imagine that a chimpanzee can repair a spaceship?"

The principal blushed: "Then... then you can explain the principle..."

Liao Xuebing licked a few mouthfuls of ice cream, sucking the principal's appetite before saying: "The car is like clothes, an external manifestation of a person's personality. His preference for fancy clothes means that he has a strong desire to perform. By the same token, what kind of people like what kind of cars, we can peel off the cocoon and draw threads from it and find out his personality preferences little by little. If the lady drives a Rosles, it means that she pays attention to being grand and face, orthodox and old-fashioned. If she drives a Ferrari, it means that there are great risk factors in the subconscious... In this way, we can judge in detail and prescribe the right medicine."

The principal suddenly realized: "I didn't expect that there was so much knowledge to pick up girls, and it was no less than that of an FBI intelligence worker. I saw my wife driving a red BMW several times."

"BMW?" Liao Xuebing's familiarity with cars was said to the extent that he had just finished his life, so he could only talk nonsense: "BMW... From this we can see that the owner's temperament is noble but not ostentatious, and is a bit superior to ordinary cars..."

"Good boy, the analysis is good. After hearing what you said, I feel so too."

Liao Xuebing felt that he could no longer get entangled with the car issue: "Let's continue to talk about the plan to buy the secretary, let him collect as much information as possible, and then combine it so that we can draw the final conclusion. The key is that you can't come forward."

"Then you'll come forward. The wife's secretary is a 27-year-old British woman named Catherine Jackson. She was unmarried. She brought her from the UK three years ago. She graduated from the University of Cambridge Business School and speaks fluent Chinese. She has three years of experience in secretarial work. She lives at No. 156, Shimen Road. Liao Qingsheng, you must do this."

Another foreigner, I am not good at dealing with foreigners. Their way of thinking is too strange, but the principal's request is hard to refuse: "It's OK, but my activity fund... You know, to win the favor of foreigners, it's not something that can be explained with just one money."

The principal was a little embarrassed - the money seemed too big, and said, "How do I know where you spend the money? What if I use it for the expenses myself and come back to cheat me and say that I didn't succeed in bribing it, who would I ask for?"

"Haha, you're too worried. My strong character is obviously good. Will you cheat your money? After the matter is done, will Mrs. Smith's hundreds of millions of dollars be squandered?"

"Hey, I'm not for her money," the principal finally gritted his teeth and said, "I'll give you five thousand yuan tomorrow. If you don't succeed, you'll be deducted from your salary. My son just got married and really can't afford much money."

Damn, it’s rare for people to get five thousand yuan to pick up a girl. Let’s agree first. If you really can’t buy it, you can also make any mistakes. Anyway, this old guy is easy to fool you.

He took out the "Youth Love Manual" and took it to the table and said, "Principal, you can see that your basic knowledge is very poor. Take this book home for reference, which may be helpful to you."

"What? Youth Love Manual, what did an old man read?"

"You don't understand this. As long as a person is in the love stage, he cannot convince himself. He should always treat himself as a young man. Besides, there is no "Old Love Manual" for sale."

After licking the last ice cream, Liao Xuebing said, "It's getting late, I have to rest tomorrow so that I can have more energy to invest in the work of buying the secretary on Monday."

The principal held his hand tightly and kept shaking: "Xiao Liao, I have given you my last coffin book, you must do it for me."
Chapter completed!