Performance scene.

Since He Xiao came to the stage, the laughter and joy have never stopped.

A female student burst into tears in the audience.

Here at the guest seat.

Xu Lei slapped his thighs, "This is amazing!"

Guan Chengcheng's eyes also turned crescent-shaped: "Who made up this crosstalk? It's so funny!"

The others almost all had the same reaction, and everyone was amazed by He Xiao's new crosstalk.

I've never heard of such crosstalk!

No one has ever said that!

Especially He Xiao’s expression when he speaks, he gives people a very serious and serious feeling.

But the words they say are irrelevant, which creates a strong sense of contrast.

The audience was so happy that they looked at the stage with anticipation, waiting for the following.

When he saw Sun Zheng pointing his fingers, he said with disgust, "Can we talk about some nutritious topics? Don't always worry about this word or several pronunciations."

He Xiao looked at him: "What topic do you want to talk about?"

Sun Zheng looked thoughtful, and after a while, he asked with a smirk, "How much money do you earn in a month?"

Hey, this topic is a bit private.

The audience looked at the stage curiously.

The income of artists has always been a mystery. Ordinary people don’t understand this industry. They can only occasionally see it in the news that paparazzi exposed the sky-high pay of which young man.

But that's just the price of a show. It's really hard to know how much money you earn in a month.

He Xiao’s fans are over 10 million, and he is already a very popular artist at the moment, so everyone really wants to know his income.

When he saw He Xiao pursed his lips, hesitated for a moment and said, "Not ten thousand."

Sun Zheng squinted his eyes and smiled. He also knew that He Xiao could not tell the truth. How much money he made was a private question for celebrities. He just asked casually.

So at this time, he followed He Xiao's words and said, "Give me a correct number."

He Xiao looked around with a brain, as if he was afraid that someone would hear him, and covered his mouth and said, "Three thousand seven."

Sun Zheng glared: "When you ask for 3,700,000 yuan?"

A male audience laughed out loud.

He Xiao spread his hands: "Is there any problem? Three thousand seven is less than ten thousand? Right, the audience?"

"right--"

The audience responded.

Sun Zheng looked on the stage and then off the stage, then pinched his waist, "If you want to say that, then I will say it too."

He Xiao was amused when he heard this: "How much does Teacher Sun earn in a month?"

Sun Zheng shouted, stretched out a finger, and said word by word: "Not 100 million."

"Well~~"

The audience booed.

He Xiao thought of another joke in his mind, so he continued Sun Zheng's words: "Don't laugh, in fact, what Teacher Sun said is true, his family is very rich."

Sun Zheng raised his head, wondering why He Xiao turned the topic on him again, because the two of them had not rehearsed before, so he didn't know what He Xiao was going to say next.

Fortunately, as a professional supporting actor, Sun Zheng still has solid basic skills. He knows what he should do at this time and continues with a tough bullet: "Yes, take advantage of the situation at home."

"手机" is a northern dialect, which means "rich".

He Xiao continued: "You may not know that Teacher Sun's family is rich for six generations!"

"Sixth generation of wealth?" Sun Zhengqiu couldn't catch it and looked at He Xiao sideways.

Why is this kid lying? Is it too exaggerated to be rich sixth generation?

He Xiao didn't care whether he was connected or not, and said while gesturing, "How rich is Teacher Sun's family? The houses in Yanjing City are all round and one by one, and they are very large, with the kind that comes with a yard."

Sun Zheng gritted his teeth and replied, "Well... the family has this condition."

He Xiao reached out and gestured in the air: "There are two expressways in the yard!"

"In our yard?" Sun Zheng was really confused this time.

Is there a highway in the yard?

This is the first time I heard of it.

The audience also turned red.

He Xiao said: "One of them is called Father Bao Expressway."

Sun Zheng was puzzled: "Where is this going?"

"Your father went to the nanny's house!"

As the voice fell, Sun Zheng pushed He Xiao away, and the audience booed in pieces.

He Xiao said again: "Don't be anxious, there is another one, called Machu Expressway."

Sun Zheng tilted his neck, "Where is this going?"

"It's your mother who is here..." He Xiaozai was stopped by Sun Zheng as soon as he said halfway through the words, and he was murderous: "Is my mother who is here in the cook's room?"

He Xiao put his hand beside his mouth and smiled shyly, "I didn't say this."

Sun Zheng pushed him, "Barring nonsense, that's what you mean!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Everyone laughed and the baggage rang.

The guest seat was so happy.

The famous sketch actor Fei Lexian kept clapping his hands and shouting: "This is a master, this is so amazing."

Crosstalk is originally mutually detrimental, but it is the first time I have seen it as fresh and refined as He Xiaolu.

Is this all improvised?

How did he have such a brain?

In the backstage, the director Lu Yuan was also shocked.

He has heard crosstalk, and he usually likes to listen to them. He knows the popular crosstalk jokes today, so he is also called a crosstalk enthusiast.

But He Xiao's crosstalk opened the door to a new world, and these jokes were all new versions of the ship that he had never heard of before.

He didn't even have the slightest content of the art of crosstalk, did not sing Taiping lyrics, nor did he sign up for a dish, but the strange thing is that he was very comfortable and couldn't stop. He wanted to listen to it.

"How does this brain grow? No wonder he can write so many songs himself. There is something in his belly!"

Lu Yuan has been a producer of Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV for so many years and has seen more artists than salt. What kind of genius newcomer has never seen him? But this is the first time he has seen such a talented newcomer like He Xiao.

"I thought so when I recorded "The Voice of Dreams". This kid sang originals every day. I suspected that there was a team behind him several times."

Wang Shi pooped with a big belly, took a sip of tea, and nodded in agreement.

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front desk.

He Xiao looked at Sun Zheng sideways, rolled up his sleeves, and continued to talk nonsense: "Teacher Sun wakes up every morning, the first thing he does is take a shower."

Sun Zheng nodded, "Love clean."

He Xiao gestured: "Their bathroom has a swimming pool inside!"

Sun Zheng said, "It's not so good, that's called a bathtub."

The audience reacted later and laughed.

Liao Yuan bent over and made an expression covering his face. He was really thundered by this sentence.

Is there a swimming pool in the bathroom?

Isn’t this a erhu in the crotch and a robbing baby?

But for such nonsense, everyone not only doesn’t sound disgusted, but also feels very interesting.

He Xiao didn't care: "Anyway, the same meaning."

Sun Zheng said excitedly, "It's almost done."

He Xiao said, "Teacher Sun finished taking a bath and started taking a bath."

"You can wait a moment." Sun Zheng stopped him and corrected: "Isn't that a waste of water after taking a bath?"

He Xiao spread his hands: "This is a waste? Did you wash it three times a day? Did you forget?"
To be continued...