Chapter 142 Sustained High Energy(2/3)
Sun Zheng looked at him sideways and said that this sentence was not what he taught.
Obviously, he didn't expect He Xiao to speak so humorously, and his introduction was different from traditional crosstalk.
There was a drizzling laughter from the audience.
He Xiao had no choice but to pause and said, "It's nineteenth, I'll study..."
"Well~~"
Before he could finish his words, boos came from the audience again.
Sun Zheng patted him and glared: "You are one year older with me? To be honest!"
He Xiao curled his lips, "I am in my twenties, I have already studied this crosstalk..."
"Well~~"
The audience interrupted again.
He Xiao coughed, "Didn't you all buy tickets?"
Sun Zhengshou stopped him: "Don't change the topic. To be honest, how old is it?"
He Xiao blinked, "I'm in my thirties."
The audience still refused.
He Xiao had no choice but to raise his hand: "It's less than fifty."
"Tsk~~"
He Xiao was anxious now, "Isn't it okay?"
Sun Zheng came up with an idea: "You talk to one hundred."
He Xiao had no choice but to say, "I am one hundred years old this year."
The audience laughed!
He Xiao frowned: "What audience are they?"
Sun Zheng said: "Heavy taste."
The audience is already very happy.
The venue was warmed up in just a few words.
Moreover, it is also an interesting interaction with the audience. This performance technique is more powerful, which can be said to mobilize the audience's emotions.
Most actors don’t have this skill. After all, they don’t say it well and cannot achieve the effect at all. The audience will pay attention to you.
Here at the guest seat.
Everyone was a little surprised to see He Xiao warm up the venue at the beginning.
"This burden is trembling."
Xu Lei's eyes are shiny. As a professional comedian, he has been engaged in this industry for many years. The quality of his works can be seen at a glance.
I thought the last set of performances was the most boring, but I didn't expect the result to be the opposite.
He Xiao has something in his hand.
Everyone continued to look at the stage, waiting for the following text to see what He Xiao would say.
Before the case, He Xiao hugged his sleeves with both hands. The crosstalk actor's robe was too wide and a little unfit.
After doing this, he said slowly and calmly: "Actually, everyone may not know me very well. I am actually quite educated."
"Well~~"
As soon as he finished speaking, there were many boos from the audience.
Sun Zheng waved his hand: "I didn't see it."
He Xiao was serious, "I like reading."
Sun Zheng: "Oh, good book."
He Xiao nodded: "We have the saying goes well."
Sun Zheng responded: "Tell me."
He Xiao said slowly: "There is a beauty in the book, and the golden house in the book."
"Hey, that's the case." Sun Zheng nodded.
He Xiao looked at him, "Do you like reading?"
Sun Zheng subconsciously answered: "I like it."
"Really?" He Xiao smiled and said, "Uncle also likes to let you see!"
Sun Zheng's expression was stunned immediately.
"Hahaha!"
The audience laughed loudly.
Can you still take advantage of this together?
Sun Zheng was so angry that he only slapped the desktop, "No, which book did you talk about?"
He smiled and pursed his lips, "Don't be angry, just make a joke with Teacher Sun, I'm talking about books."
"There are too many postures in the book, which are worth learning..."
Sun Zheng immediately stopped him, "Hey, wait... posture? Can you straighten your tongue before talking? That's called knowledge!"
"Well~~"
The audience also reacted when they heard this.
He Xiao used the joke that he was flat and curled his tongue and shook another joke, which was still a joke of color.
Some boys couldn't help but laugh, while the girls covered their faces shyly.
The guest seat was so much that he couldn't stand up.
Liao Yuanle's face was full of folds, and he slapped his thighs, "I can't tell that Xiao He is still a child who is racing."
"I guess I learned it from his teacher." Xu Lei made up for it.
On stage.
He Xiao continued to talk nonsense: "Yes, knowledge, there is too much knowledge in the book worth learning."
Sun Zheng praised, "That's right."
He Xiao gave an example: "For example, every household has a Xinhua dictionary, but can you guarantee that you know all the more than 80,000 words in the Xinhua dictionary?"
Sun Zheng shook his head: "Oh, I can't guarantee this."
He Xiao patted his shoulder with a smile, "Teacher Sun, let's play a game, I will test you one word. It depends on whether you recognize it or not. Everyone can also write it. It's a very magical word. Let's guess it together."
Sun Zheng is interested, "Tell me."
He Xiao's fingers were tying in the air, "There is a person on the left and the right, and the lower one is a horizontal line. What do you think of?"
"Cong!"
The moment the words were finished, a quick-reacting buddy shouted out.
Then the word "cong" was said one after another, and everyone guessed it.
He Xiao tsk and glared at the audience, not letting everyone say anything. Then he turned around and looked at Sun Zheng humbly and asked, "What do you think of?"
Sun Zheng said, "Didn't you hear it? Cong!"
He Xiao nodded then: "I can't tell that you are quite smart."
"Hey?" Sun Zheng looked at him with an unhappy look. Why did this sound like a swearing?
How stupid would it be if I didn’t recognize Cong’s characters?
Everyone burst into laughter when they saw this.
OK, this is another burden.
He Xiao then gestured, "Cong, everyone knows the bushes in the jungle, but I think this word should not be pronounced by the bushes!"
Sun Zheng looked puzzled, "What do you think of?"
The audience was also puzzled.
If you don’t pronounce the word Cong, what else can you pronounce?
The crosstalk that He Xiao said is too novel. They are all in black mobile phones. There is no such thing as this world, so no one has heard of it and is very curious about the following.
When I saw He Xiao, I laughed: "This word should be pronounced 'Double Bed'."
"puff--"
Several beautiful female audiences in the front row laughed!
To be continued...