Let us return to the neglected classmate Gongsun, not because he was left alone for too long, but because of the third person.

It was from Mr. Lu Zhi that Gongsun Zan met two young men from Zhuo County who claimed to be behind the royal family, one was Liu Deran and the other was Liu Xuande. It was a coincidence that the two people had the word De in their words.

To be honest, every time I see the names of the declining descendants of Liu Bang and Liu gangsters, I can't help but think of Comrade Lei Laohu, the rude man.

He said in his signature Cantonese dialect:

Conquer people with virtue

I believe everyone is familiar with these two young men.

After King Jing of Zhongshan, Emperor Uncle of the Han Dynasty, Emperor Zhaolie of Shu Han

According to Mr. Freud's theory, the more powerful the appearance, the less it is. According to this theory, Comrade Guan Yu and Comrade Zhang Fei must have a hard time hiding, and their wives must cry every day. On the contrary, Zhao Yun, Ma Chao, He Yan, Pan Yue and other civil and military novices live a refreshing and enjoyable life.

The same is true for Liu Bei. No matter how brilliant his reputation is, it cannot conceal his humble origin.

In the spirit of eliminating the false and retaining the truth, let’s analyze the value of these three names.

The first name: After King Jing of the Zhongshan Mountain in Han; gold content: 1%

Let’s first talk about who King Jing of Zhongshan is.

Comrade Liu Sheng, King Jing of Zhongshan, was the son of Emperor Jing of the Western Han Dynasty and the brother of Comrade Zhuzhu of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. However, he was born by his little wife, so he could only be a vassal king.

Unfortunately, it was difficult to be a vassal king at that time. The Seven Kingdoms Rebellion had just ended, and his father, Emperor Jing of Han, killed a lot of his brothers, uncles and uncles. When his younger brother, Emperor Wu of Han, became the emperor, he was also very wary of his brothers, uncles and uncles. Comrade Liu Sheng and a group of vassal kings who were born in a small country were impeached by the East and West Courts, which made him very depressed.

Later, Comrade Liu Sheng and his group of brothers and brothers went to Chang'an to cry with his younger brother Emperor Wu of Han. Because they cried with clear arguments, sufficient arguments, and rigorous arguments, they cried with momentum, style, and taste. Emperor Wu of Han ordered ministers not to impeach the vassal kings at will from then on. Comrade Liu Sheng became famous because of this and was known as the "English vassal of the Han Dynasty."

Comrade Liu Sheng’s crying words are really wonderful. I can’t help but copy the full text below. If you are interested, you can read it. If you are not interested, you can just pretend to be a novice.

"I should not be sad because of my grief, and I should not be sighing when I think about it. Therefore, Gao Jianli hits the top of Yishui, and Jing Ke does it low but does not eat it. Yongmenzi chants a little, and Mengchangjun takes it to the city. Now, my heart is long and I hear the sound of young people, but I don't know how to cry and cry.

I heard that the sun was shining, and the hidden shadows were shining; the moon was bright at night, and mosquitoes and flies were seen at night. However, the clouds were steaming, and the sky was dim and the day was dim; the dust was covered, and the mountain was not visible. Why? Things were covered. Now I am not allowed to hear it. The slandered people are slandered and the roads are far away. I have never heard of it. I am secretly sad.

I heard that the community is strong and the rats are not infused. What is the reason? It is said that even though I am weak, I can be attached to the lungs; even if I am humble, I can be called the East? I am also called my elder brother. Now the ministers are not close relatives of the reeds and horses, they live in the party and discuss with each other, and friends make their family members reject them, and their bones and flesh are frozen. Spiech is displaced, and Bi Gan is divided horizontally. It says, "My heart is sad, how can I rush; if I sleep forever, I sigh, but only worry about old age; if my heart is worried, it is like a disease." This is what I mean."

After resolving the internal conflicts between brothers, Comrade Liu Sheng began to devote himself wholeheartedly to the great cause he loved and fought for for life - having children!!

How many children do you think a fierce person like Liu Sheng will have to have?

I think it will take more than 50, right?

More than 50? That's a fraction!

My son is only 120, so don’t bother too much.

Our slogan for having children is to give birth to the most, and it is best not to give birth to the most!

Comrade Liu Sheng was so fierce. In ancient times, King Wen of Zhou gave birth to hundreds of sons, which was a legend. Mr. Mitsumasa Tokido had 100 sons in three years, which was a Japanese comic. It was 5,000 years, and it was 80,000 miles away. Comrade Liu Sheng was unprecedented and never came before and was the only one in the world! The most awesome thing is that under such high-intensity pressure of life, Comrade Liu Sheng was even Youyao Youyao who had been the prince for 42 years. Finally, he looked at the filial son and grandson kneeling in front of him and passed away with a smile. After his death, he also wore a set of golden jade clothes and was buried in the scenery.

As a Chinese, I feel very proud that China's things are really nothing that cannot be done, only unexpected.

After Comrade Liu Sheng's death, in addition to his legitimate son inheriting the throne, 20 favored sons became marquises. Liu Bei's ancestor Comrade Liu Zhen was fortunate to be one of them. Unfortunately, after just five years, he was demoted to ordinary people because of missing the ancestral tax and ten other unlucky brothers, and went home to farm. When Liu Bei's grandfather's generation, he could barely become a county magistrate. When he was passed on to Liu Bei, he transformed from the primary industry to the tertiary industry, and became a small vendor who processed straw mats and straw sandals, and produced and sold by himself.

This is Comrade Liu Bei's glorious family tree. If he dares to use this to fool people, then I, Song, dare to speak out, saying that I was the son of Cheng Tang, the Emperor of Shang, Emperor Taiwu, Prince Lu, and I will do something more. Just like the people of the whole country say that I am the descendants of Yan and Huang, I will also be with the two ancestors. You are a minority? That doesn't matter, then say that my ancestors were children born by Huangdi and his descendants in an extramarital affair. Comrade Aisin Gioro and No one went to check DNA anyway.

By the way, Comrade Liu Sheng also has a good son named Liu Qu?.

If you don't know him, then I tell you that he was one of the culprits who killed Prince Li Liu Ju, the prime minister at that time, and a fellow party member of General Ershi Li Guangli.

If you don't know Liu Ju and Li Guangli, that's OK. Liu Ju is the eldest son of Emperor Wu of Han Liu Che, the nephew of General Wei Qing, and the cousin of General Huo Qubing. As for Li Guangli, he is the younger brother of the beautiful Lady Li.

If you don’t know Emperor Wu of Han, Wei Qing, and Huo Qubing, then I… can only say that it’s hard for you to persevere in seeing this, thank you…

The second name: Uncle Emperor of the Han Dynasty; gold content: 0%

To be honest, this name is purely Mr. Luo Guanzhong's wishful thinking. A descendant of the declining son of the Western Han vassal kings like Liu Bei, who made mistakes, was not as energy as the emperor of the Western Han Dynasty. Lord Zong Zheng of the Eastern Han Dynasty did not have the energy to remember his seniority. It was good to be able to figure out which descendant of the vassal king was, not to mention that even Liu Bei himself could not figure it out. Later, when he became the emperor of Shu Han, it was very difficult to build a temple for his ancestors. Therefore, Liu Bei might be the emperor's uncle, the emperor's nephew, or the emperor's grandson.

This situation has existed throughout the dynasties, and there are too many royal families to distinguish their generation. For example, in the Zhou Dynasty, hundreds of vassal states were enfeoffed, many of which were of the same surname. The previous generations were not bad, but the later generations became more and more chaotic, which made the emperor and princes embarrassed to speak first, for fear of calling the wrong generation. In the end, the Zhou emperor promoted his style and called the uncle of the princes of the same surname, which solved the problem once and for all.

I guess Liu Bei's situation is similar, so I came up with something like the emperor's uncle. It was just a real person, Luo Guanzhong, who made up a long family tree to prove the title of Comrade Liu Bei's uncle, and accidentally wrote a wrong generation.

The third name: Emperor Zhaolie of Shu Han; gold content: 7%

To be honest, Liu Bei's name is authentic, and the legal procedures that should be taken are also similar: all regions have understood the spirit of leadership, and all kinds of "auspiciousness" emerged like mushrooms after a rain. The ministers also cried and made a fuss and said that if you don't become the emperor, we will accompany the late emperor. The scholars quoted scriptures and said that if you don't become the emperor, God will not do it, and will bring disaster to the people. So Comrade Liu Bei gave up his own people and took great care of himself for the sake of the people, and with his fearless spirit of revolutionary sacrifice, he reluctantly became the Emperor of the Han Dynasty.

It’s a pity that the thirteen states in the country, only one Yizhou was occupied by Shu Han, and the entire area was not yet occupied. In this way, the value of 3 is about 7%.

What's more, the most critical legal procedure has not yet left-the former leader has not handed over the country to him Liu Bei!

Let me briefly recount the speech of the former leader, Comrade Liu Xie, at the regime handover ceremony:

I was fortunate to be born under the Dragon and grew up in the imperial family. Unfortunately, my virtue was shallow, which led to chaos in the country. Fortunately, God sent Comrade Cao Cao, who was wise and powerful, to help me eliminate all the terrorist counter-revolutionaries, spies, workers, thieves, conspirators and other terrorists, counter-revolutionaries, and disrupted the country.

All things grow by the sun, sailing by the sea by the helmsman, and governing by the country depends on capable people. Now I envy the democratic system of the Five Emperors era and prepare to elect the current King of Wei, Prime Minister, the oldest politician, revolutionary, Comrade Cao Pi, the famous literary and artistic theorist, to be my successor!

As usual, Cao Pi wanted to say something like he was still young, who used to be responsible for the work of retired cadres and cultural and sports, but now the organization has handed over such important tasks to him for fear of letting down the trust of the organization. After several refusals, he still expressed his willingness to work with all comrades to strive for the country to be prosperous and strong for life.

Of course, the country is no longer called Dahan, it is changed to Dawei.

The whole speech did not mention the word "Uncle of the Han Dynasty" Comrade Liu Bei at all!

This is such a depressing thing for Liu Bei!

The regime has transitioned smoothly and the country has new leaders. What should I do?

Facts have proved that anything is not difficult for the hardworking and wise Chinese people.

Didn’t you, Cao Pi, follow legal procedures to make a smooth transition? I just say you are illegal, do whatever you like!

So, Mr. Zhuge Kongming, the spokesperson of Liu Bei Group, looked sad: Do you know? The emperor has actually been killed by Cao Pi, the dog thief, and the transfer of that regime is simply fake!

In order to make the real look fake and make the fake real, Liu Bei also led all civil and military officials to hold a grand funeral for Comrade Liu Xie in Chengdu, got a wooden man to say goodbye to his body, and finally gave him a posthumous title - "Emperor Xiaomin of Han".

I don't know what Comrade Liu Xie, who became the guest minister of Shanyang, the new dynasty, would think, but I must be quite unhappy:

"I said uncle, I'm not dead yet!"

After the trouble, the problem arose again. Since the former leader was killed and he didn't leave anything left, what should the new leader of the country do?

So with the inadvertent reminder of someone who had arranged in advance, everyone turned their eyes to the grief of Uncle Liu.

So everything was as I mentioned earlier. Uncle Liu became the leader of the Han Dynasty's exiled government as he wished.

Of course, history is fair. No conscientious historian in later generations adopted the posthumous title of Emperor Xiaomin by Liu Bei to Liu Xie, but all adopted the posthumous title given to him by Liu Xie after he died, "Emperor Xiaoxian of Han".

The truth can never be fake, the false can never be real, this is the eternal truth.

Through the above two thousand words analysis, we can draw a conclusion: Liu Bei’s name is not righteous!

I have written so much, not as some people think, but as the legendary Yang Cao and Liu. On the contrary, it is to express the meaning: Liu Bei's success is not entirely due to his status.

It depends on strength.

Of course, now he not only has no strength, but also lacks purchasing power. The money he spent on school was sponsored by Liu Deran's father Liu Yuanqi. Thanks to this visionary father, it was precisely because he sponsored Liu Bei, who was of the same clan, that his name and his son were passed down to future generations and appeared in the electronic version of my computer desktop.

I have said a lot of nonsense and now I have started to write about Liu Bei.

Actually, I don’t have to write it, but I wrote it clearly in the Three Kingdoms:

The first lord was not very happy to read, liked dogs, horses, music, and beautiful clothes. He was seven feet and five inches long, lowered his hands and knees, and saw his ears. He was a little verbal, good at men, and did not show his emotions. He liked to make friends with heroes, and fought for them when he was young.

With 66 words, a person's image is clearly outlined. It really makes people admire the writing skills of the ancients. Looking at the speeches of some comrades today, they don't know what they say after listening to it. They can't help but feel ashamed of the regression of our descendants of Yan and Huang over the past thousands of years.

I don't think there is any need to translate this passage, it's very simple. It's just that his image confuses me:

It’s easy to understand “Hang your hands and knees”. NBA superstars are in good condition, and with long-term persistent exercise, it is still possible to hang your hands and knees.

Of course, there are some who have innate advantages that don’t need to exercise after birth.

For example Phelps, like gorilla.

"You can see your ears" are a bit difficult. If you don't believe it, you can try to pull your ears on one side, and use not to pull them off as the bottom line, and move your eyeballs to the other side to see if it is possible to aim at the edge of your ears.

If you do it, congratulations, you have done useless work.

This proposition is definitely more truthful than something like "people can never lick their own elbow".

But Liu Bei did it.

Moreover, people don’t look at the ears, they just see them with a glance. They are very casual and casual, just wave their ears without taking away a fly.

In the words of later generations, Liu Xianzhu’s ears are like Maitreya Buddha, so blessed!

But I remembered some common dog in Beijing, with their ears hanging down and they slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the slap the s

So Liu Bei's image was basically outlined.

The body of an orangutan and the basic image of a pug's ears.

Of course, we cannot describe a generation of heroes like this.

It’s like when an ugly star cannot be said to be ugly, it must be said to be temperamental, ugly, and powerful, and ugly, it must be said to be charming...

Because they are stars.

So Liu Bei, whose genes mutated into animals, became a gifted pride of heaven.

In our modern words, it is called "having the strong and agile figure as strong as the NBA superstar, the warm and plump ears as Maitreya Buddha, the intense movement and quiet Zen, which appropriately finds a balance between movement and stillness, and the most perfect combination of Eastern and Western aesthetics and wisdom..."

In fact, according to scientific understanding, Liu Bei should be a legendary patient with acromegaly and abortion.

So, words are spoken by people.
To be continued...