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sixty-two jokes

As the center of today, Huang Zhen was surrounded by a group of friends of similar age at this time.

However, when Lin Jixin just came in, Huang Zhen noticed him immediately and waved to him with a smile: "Here!"

Lin Jixin walked to her and handed over the pen in the packaging box: "Happy birthday."

Looking at the slightly simple packaging, many people couldn't help but show a hint of contempt.

Those who are qualified to stand near Huang Zhen are definitely either rich or noble, and the gifts they give are even more thoughtful and novel. For example, the latest generation of robot dogs, the size of a palm, can respond differently according to the owner's questions. The price is 16,888, and there are also specially customized high-smart phones that can be pulled apart into the shape of an ordinary phone, and can be kneaded into a ball to reduce the use space. They can also be directly wrapped around the arm, shaped like a delicate bracelet. This price is at least over 10,000 yuan. Anyway, the cheapest gifts on that table should be several thousand. To put it bluntly, it is better to give gifts to Huang Zeyuan, who is likely to take over as mayor... Although Lin Jixin's pen is placed in the pen box, the simple packaging is obviously not expensive, and it is normal to be despised.

"Thank you." Huang Zhen took it with a smile, and did not place it on the table where the gifts were specially prepared, but held it directly in his hand.

There were too many guests this time. Huang Zhen finally said a few words with Lin Jixin, and her mother Shen Shan shouted from afar: "Zhenzhen!"

Huang Zhen responded, apologized to his friends, and then whispered to Lin Jixin: "You can go around it first, I'll come to find you later."

Seeing Lin Jixin nodding, she smiled and said hello to her friends around her and walked to Shen Shan.

"This is your Zhou brother, who just arrived in Yujiang." Shen Shan introduced to her the young man standing in front of her.

Huang Zhen called politely: "Brother Zhou."

Shen Shan looked at the young man in his early twenties and smiled and said, "You have seen him when you were a child. Zhenzhen was still young at that time, but Xiaohao, you are five or six years old, I don't know if you still remember it."

The surname is Zhou, and his identity is so special that Shen Shan needs to introduce it separately. He met him when he was a child. Huang Zhen thought of someone, Executive Vice Governor Zhou Jianghua.

She guessed that the young man was Zhou Jianghua's son Zhou Hao.

"Why don't you remember," Zhou Hao laughed, "Zhengzhen still had to hold her to leave at that time, but in the blink of an eye, she became a great beauty."

"Thank you." Huang Zhen smiled reservedly.

However, Shen Shan was inspired by Zhou Hao's words, and looked at her beautiful daughter and sighed: "Yes, it's so fast. Before I knew it, my aunt is old."

"Mom!" Huang Zhen angrily said, "Where are you old?"

Zhou Hao also hurriedly said: "Yes, if you don't know, you must think you are sisters when you two go out."

Huang Zhen frowned secretly. Recently, she felt that her feelings were much more keen, such as her parents whispering "She and Lin Jixin" and finding someone to know Lin Jixin in private. She accidentally heard it - this is actually the reason why she wanted to invite Lin Jixin to attend her birthday party. She knew that Lin Jixin didn't like this kind of place and didn't want to invite Lin Jixin to come, but she needed to use this to show her attitude.

Because she felt very sharp, although Zhou Hao always seemed very well-educated and had a reasonable and reasonable attitude when speaking and doing things, she clearly felt that when she said the word "sisters", Zhou Hao's eyes suddenly seemed to be so hot that they wanted to strip her and Shen Shan's clothes at the same time - even though Zhou Hao immediately cleverly narrowed his eyes to hide it.

She had a very bad impression of this person she knew when she was a child.

So next, although he maintained the politeness he deserved, his attitude was so cold that anyone with eyes could feel it.

Even Chen Shan had to cover up for her: "My daughter is good at everything, but she is too thin-skinned and can't speak when she meets people she doesn't know."

Huang Zhen was uncomfortable here, and there was also something wrong with Lin Jixin.

If Huang Zhen kept holding the gifts given by Lin Jixin in her hand, it might not be easy to be noticed, but she specifically spoke with Lin Jixin, and her expression and attitude when she spoke clearly made people feel that she was absolutely extraordinary to Lin Jixin. Her friends were not interested in Lin Jixin's "slings". Seeing this, they were even more unhappy with Lin Jixin. When Huang Zhen left, they began to exclude him unconsciously.

The girls gathered together to talk about the latest cosmetics, perfumes, handbags, etc., while the boys talked about cars and doing business...

That's all, Lin Jixin is too lazy to pay attention to them anyway, but his thinking does not mean that others think so too.

Soon someone asked about trouble. One of them looked at Lin Jixin and said loudly: "I went to buy a car a few days ago, but I met a guy from the town. Someone was picking up a car. He kept staring at the car model. After a long time, he picked the most beautiful car with the No. 8 model."

Someone asked him, and he was very upset: "It doesn't matter whether the car is good or bad. If it breaks, you can buy it again. It will be a lifelong thing for this beauty..."

Everyone laughed.

Someone said with a funny look: "When you say I think something a friend said, he once saw a farmer buying a car, and he looked at it, picked a Santana, and then paid the money. When he asked, he got angry: 'Isn't it 3,000'? - The car was 'Santana 3,000'. The car sales lady was also anxious and pointed to the car exhibition area next to him and asked him to buy a cheaper brand: BMW 750."

Everyone laughed again. The boy who told the joke at the beginning laughed and pretended to be familiar with him to pat Lin Jixin on the shoulder, but Lin Jixin moved away.

After not taking Lin Jixin, the guy said unyieldingly: "Oh, I don't know if you want to buy beautiful girls or cheap brands," he said.

They laughed in a ball.

Lin Jixin's expression remained unchanged, as if he didn't understand what they meant, and said, "When you say it, I also thought of a joke. Some time ago, my classmate's father went to buy a car, and I was very surprised because his father bought one a few days ago, so I asked him, and he looked at me in surprise: 'Isn't the ashtray of that car full?'"

He compared them to the nouveau riche who knew nothing, and the people around him looked bad.

Lin Jixin didn't let them go, and said, "A few days later, I heard that his father was fined for driving while drunk. I was very surprised because his father had a driver. I asked him to find out that day that his father saw a traffic police on the roadside checking drunk driving. On a whim, he asked the driver to park his car on the side of the road. He ran over and asked the traffic police to measure the alcohol content for him. Of course, the traffic police would not pay attention to this kind of drunken ghost, so he got angry: 'Why should I test it for others or not?' The traffic police replied: 'This is for the driver, you didn't drive.' He felt that he was underestimated and furious. He immediately ran over and drove the driver away and rushed to the traffic police: 'I'm driving this time, test it for me.'"

In normal times, such jokes would have attracted a lot of laughter, but now there is only silence and a pair of ashen faces.

Lin Jixin didn't look at them at all, and told the third joke again: "It's this classmate again. One day, the school had to fill out the form. There was an empty space on it to fill in the ethnic group. He didn't know, so he called his father. His father thought about it and said decisively: 'Aristocrats, we are nobles!'"...

Lin Jixin was not at a disadvantage here. Chen Shan, who tried hard to make Huang Zhen smooth, finally couldn't help but find an excuse to pull Huang Zhen aside: "What's wrong with you? Someone came from the provincial capital from all over the place to celebrate your birthday, and you even gave him a look."

Why did Huang Zhen talk about the things just now? Besides, she just felt that it was unfounded and she could only remain silent.

Chen Shan became even more angry: "And what happened to your classmate? Why did you ask him to come here? You are not asking you to stay away from him!"

Seeing Huang Zhen's eyes drooping slightly red when she was talking, thinking that today was her birthday, Chen Shan finally suppressed her anger: "Okay, okay! I won't say much today, go and accompany your friend and have fun."

When Huang Zhen heard this, he hurried to Lin Jixin's side, but saw her male classmates glaring at Lin Jixin. At this time, Lin Jixin had just finished telling the third joke.

"What's wrong?" she was puzzled.

A friend next to her told the joke just now. She burst into laughter at first, but finally couldn't help but cover her stomach and burst into laughter.

Finally recovered, she said, "Since both of you have told jokes, even if it is even, you are not allowed to get involved."

Today is her birthday, and her status is the highest among this group of people. Even if these people think she is a little biased towards Lin Jixin, they only dare to mutter in their hearts, and nodded in agreement when they were in front of her.
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