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Nanjing is worthy of being one of the three hot stoves in China. It’s mid-September and it’s still so hot.

Late at night, Xiang Xiaoqiang was in a dirty room of a few square meters, turning on his computer, blowing on the fan, eating instant noodles, picking his feet, reading novels, and having sex.

"Ding ding... dong dong..."

The pleasant music on your mobile phone sounds, and a text message comes.

Hmm, let’s take a look...:

"This hotel is recruiting male and female public relations for a long time, with a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan. We are required to be open-minded and in good health. If you are interested, please call 139xxxxxxx..."

Japan, it’s like this again.

Operation - Delete - Are you sure you want to delete this message? - OK! You will be deleted!

Phew...delete another one.

Now he has no temper at all because of the harassing text messages. Ever since he switched to China Unicom’s mobile phone, the service has been poor, and the text messages have been sending you all day long to make you desperate for life and death. In addition to recruitment advertisements, messages like “I’ve been missing you all the time”

Your lips, your tongue...Boss, I want a pound of that pig head meat." There are a few corny jokes like this a day. They probably still charge money.

What's even more disgusting is that they say you won a big prize and ask you to call a certain number for consultation.

Alas, if you spread out old millet and rotten sesame seeds, don’t you think people are stupid?

"Ding ding... dong dong..."

Sweet music sounded, and another one came.

Xiang Xiaoqiang put down his chopsticks helplessly, wiped his mouth with oil, and continued to read.

"Young male friends, do you want to time travel? Do you want to be a stud? Do you want to go back to the Ming Dynasty and be that person? You are still in a dirty room of a few square meters, turning on the computer, blowing the fan, eating and drinking

Are you going to pick your toes and have sex while reading a novel?"

Xiang Xiaoqiang sucked in a noodle hanging from the corner of his mouth, and continued to scroll down with an expressionless face.

"Young male friends! Now we can change everything for you, realize your wishes that can only be realized in yy, and make your yy upgrade a reality!

"yy Travel Agency is a professional time and space travel agency approved, registered and established by the National Time and Space Administration and the Time Travel Tourism Bureau. It specializes in providing high-quality and efficient travel services to young men with yy needs in various time and space intervals. From the late Neolithic Age to the matrilineal clan period to AD

Time travel service in 2015!

"During the National Day Golden Week, our company has newly opened two popular routes, 'Return to the Ming Dynasty and Dang Nasha' and 'Return to the Qing Dynasty and Dang Nasha'. The 'Hui Ming' double flight five-day tour is 2,888 yuan per person, and the 'Hui Ming Dynasty' double flight is 2,888 yuan per person.

Qing's three-day tour with two flights costs 1,888 yuan per person...

"How about it, young male friends! Are you excited? It's better to take action than to be excited. Call and make an appointment now..."

…

Forbearance, there must be a limit, right?

Xiang Xiaoqiang just felt like crying without tears. He admired the person who wrote this text message very much. The compilation of harassing text messages in this article was considered creative. What was even more commendable was the persistence of that person. It has been more than ten days, and this

Every text message was sent to his mobile phone on time at 0:00 a.m. every day. It was more stable than the updates from Platinum Master. This was also a person who read too many time-travel novels and was bored to the point of perversion.

He finally became popular. This time he didn’t delete it directly, but opened “reply to new message” and wrote viciously:

"I'm sorry for your mother! If you read, just read. If you're bored, write a book!"

Then I clicked the reply button and "pop", it was sent.

Haha, I feel a lot better. After finishing the instant noodles in three swipes, I threw the bowl aside and continued to stare back at the screen.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's great, the master has updated it!

"Ding ding... dong dong... ding ding ding... dong dong dong..."

Alas, it’s here again, this time it’s the phone number. I don’t recognize the number. It’s in the middle of the night, who is this...

Xiaoqiang picked up the phone:

"Hello...who is...?"

A very rich male voice came from inside, looking very disappointed: "Oh, it's a man."

Xiang Xiaoqiang is so angry:

"Yes, I am a man. Who are you?"

"Well, let's just be a man," the man sighed, "After all, I sent this message to more than a hundred people, and you were the first to reply."

Xiang Xiaoqiang was furious and roared:

"Hey, kid! Are you the one sending me messages all these days?!"

"Hey, don't be angry. I don't want to harass others. I just feel very tired after coding and uploading every night, and I want to joke with others and relax. - It would be best to meet another girl by the way. It's a pity that you are not the one

."

Xiaoqiang was startled:

"What, code words?... You don't write novels on the Internet, do you?"

"Haha, just uploaded it."

No way……

Xiaoqiang stared at the screen, his eyes widening. The latest chapter of "What to Do When Back to the Ming Dynasty", which has long been the number one recommendation list, has just been uploaded.

"Um..." Xiaoqiang's throat felt a little tight, "Um...is your pen name called... Li Guanniao?"

"Oh, that's just my username, my pen name... Huh? How do you know?"

Xiang Xiaoqiang felt dizzy and his throat felt a little sweet. He surfed the Internet at midnight and bumped into a master...

…

Li Guanniao:

"Hey Hey hey?"

Five minutes later, Xiaoqiang finally burst into tears:

"Wow...my dear!...bird watching!...Do you know how..."

…

Five minutes later, the windows of this unit lit up one after another. Ten minutes later, the dogs in the community began to bark.

Before dawn the next day, Xiang Xiaoqiang got up. He dug out the clothes he wore for the interview, then looked in the mirror and carefully styled his short hair with mousse.

Xiaoqiang spent the whole night in bed excitedly. He is a die-hard fan of Li Guanniao. In order to save monthly tickets for this big brother, he did not hesitate to order several books that he did not like to read. Maybe it was his sincerity that moved God.

, God actually allowed Li Guanniao to live in the same city as him, and made him lucky enough to receive his harassing messages for half a month. After crying and begging yesterday, the kind-hearted Li Guanniao agreed today at noon

Meet yourself and have a meal together.

"Life is like a stock. When it hits rock bottom, it will rebound."

This is Xiaoqiang's motto, and it finally came true today. In the past two years, his life has been like a junk stock, extremely unlucky and extremely angry. He was fired from six companies in two years, and he was fired from another company. People

When he changes jobs, his salary gets higher and higher. He is just the opposite. His first job right after graduation was okay, with a monthly salary of 2,200. After that, as he was fired again and again, the index continued to decline. The latest salary actually fell below the 1,000 mark.

, it’s only 850 yuan, and there are no three gold, car or meal allowances.

I had been with my girlfriend for two years in college, and I said goodbye to him at the beginning of the year. Last month, a beautiful woman in the office was willing to date him, which moved Xiaoqiang to something. After only two and a half days of dating, Xiaoqiang was all over the place.

When he was thanking Mantian God and Buddha, the beauty and the vice president of the company appeared in front of him and explained to him apologetically. Only then did Xiang Xiaoqiang understand that this beauty turned out to be the vice president's lover. It turned out that the two had a fight, and now he

reconciled.

Three days later, the HR manager called Xiaoqiang to the office and politely told him that although he performed well during the probation period, he might not be suitable for this job, so he suggested that he try other opportunities.

When Xiang Xiaoqiang walked out of the company building holding all his personal belongings, he almost cried.

"Persevere, persist, life is like a stock. As long as you persist, it will always rebound." He looked at the sky and said to himself through gritted teeth.

But it seems that this stock is about to hit its trading limit. After that, I submitted nearly a hundred resumes and interviewed more than a dozen companies, but none of them yielded results. Fortunately, there is "Back to the Ming Dynasty" every night.

The Internet is tempting him, otherwise he really doesn't know what else he has to worry about in the world.

I didn’t expect to have dinner with the author of this book today. Maybe this is a sign that the bad luck is over?

Xiang Xiaoqiang walked around the room in a suit and tie, with his "little deer" in his chest, unable to do anything. He finally made it to 10:30 in the morning, then rushed out of the door to meet his idol.

"Ah?...This...doesn't...seem...eh...uh..."

Standing at the agreed entrance to the park, Xiaoqiang stared blankly at the scene in front of him:

Next to the bus stop, there are a few tables, a few chairs, and two parasols. A man and a woman are sitting behind the tables, playing with their mobile phones boredly and watching people pass by.

A large sign was placed in front of the umbrella, which read:

yy time and space travel agency

provided to you

From the matrilineal clan period in the late Neolithic

arrive
To be continued...