322 Arms Come Auntie
Chamberlain smiled awkwardly: "The day before yesterday - on B-14th, was it the final of the men's 200-meter freestyle? Phelps still gave me the tickets. Damn, I seem to have forgotten it again."
He had originally remembered it, and even planned to invite the two girls to watch it together, but the arrival of Winnie and her conflict with the two girls made him forget about this.
Gu Chen and Zhang Zilin were smart and suddenly thought of the cause of the problem. The former had crossed his fingers and hung on his lower abdomen with an apology: "It seems that we should apologize to you, not to you."
Zhang Zilin curled her lips and said, "Hey, Lao Zhang, what month and day is your birthday? I asked about the lunar calendar.
Chamberlain frowned and said, "I really don't know about this. Do you ask this?"
Zhang Zilin sighed softly and said, "I'll go find a fortune teller to calculate, we seem to be in conflict with each other."
Gu Chen looked at Zhang Zilin with a smile and said, "Hey, my grandma, you two don't plan to get married, why do you have to tell fortunes?"
A red glow flew on Zhang Zilin's face. She scratched Gu Chen's ribs and shouted, "I think you are planning to marry me, right?"
"You are nervous, and even your name has changed. Do you want to call me husband next time?"
"What's the matter that I'm nervous about? You want to marry him, right? It's good to marry him. The children you have together will definitely be very tall."
"You seem to be a little taller than me...Don't change the subject, hehe."
Chamberlain watched the two girls fighting like butterflies, shrugged and smiled without thinking much. At this time, Winnie and Shirley happened to come over. Chamberlain invited them to watch Liu Xiang's game together, hoping to take the opportunity to resolve the misunderstanding between the two sides.
Listening to Zhang Zilin and Gu Chen keep joking in words she doesn't understand, Winnie frowned in a delicate brow and asked Shirley: "What are they talking about?"
When Shirley heard this, her big eyes suddenly lit up, but she did not answer directly, but pouted and said, "How can I know? They speak Chinese."
Winnie snorted and said, "Hurry up and translate, are they saying bad things? Don't think I don't know that you participated in the Chinese language club at school, and your two Chinese teachers. Do you think I don't review it, and they dare to teach you a class?"
Shirley stretched out her pink tongue and grimaced, then lowered her head and showed a malicious smile, so she said as a difficult thing: "Then you have to make sure that you can't be angry after listening to my translation."
A cold light flashed in Winnie's eyes and she sneered: "Don't worry, I'm not angry, why should I be angry?"
Shirley shrugged and said quickly: "They are discussing marrying their brother. Also, it seems that they are talking about who is pregnant with their brother's child. They are discussing what name to give the child, and whether they will play basketball in the future... God, Sister Winnie, do you want it?"
Winnie took out a Swiss army knife from her handbag, her pretty face and expression frightened Shirley: "What? I want to die for these two flesh and blood."
"Don't do this, Sister Winnie. Even if they have any bad thoughts, they will not die." Shirley was anxious and hurriedly grabbed Winnie's arm.
Winnie shook her head casually, smiled charmingly and said, "Whether they should die is something that God can judge, and what I have to do is send them to see God."
Shirley hurriedly called Chamberlain, who was shocked to see Winnie like this, and hurriedly went up and snatched the Swiss Army knife from her. Winnie struggled hard, her opponent was at a loss. Zhang Zilin and Gu Chen, who were confused, scolded: "You two bitches, I will send you to see God together."
Zhang Zilin's anger immediately increased to NAX level. She cursed with her eyebrows and said, "Bitch, what did you say?"
"Don't swear, there must be any misunderstandings," Chamberlain yelled, and then continued to grab the saber from Winnie, whose athletic ability surprised him.
Zhang Zilin, who was looked down upon, scolded as a 'bitch, Winnie was about to get angry, she bit her teeth and scolded: "Bitch, bitch, don't you like to seduce men with that face? I'll draw a California map on her and see how you seduce men."
Zhang Zilin was so angry that she turned her head to look around, but the surroundings were clean and refreshing, and there was no shredded piece of paper, let alone bricks and other weapons. She flipped through her handbag, which included nail polish, powder, small mirrors and other things.
Zhang Zilin snatched Gu Chen's handbag again, and the latter said in surprise: "What are you?"
When he opened the handbag, Zhang Zilin took out a bag of sanitary tampons. Gu Chen blushed and hurriedly grabbed it back. Zhang Zilin said anxiously: "Do you bring this thing? Why don't you bring a knife?"
Gu Chen was taken out and she was angry. She said angrily: "Are you crazy? What are you going to do?
"What else do you want? What do you think I want?" Zhang Zilin angrily threw her scattered hair behind her head. "The American devils have hit the doorstep. What else can I want besides fighting the US imperialists?"
Chamberlain fought, Winnie waved to avoid it, and Shirley said weakly, "Sister Winnie, don't be angry, okay? Look at the two sisters are beautiful and gentle, are they not good for their brother to have a baby? You can also be the godmother for the baby..."
"I will strangle them to death," Winnie said fiercely.
As a result, with a wave of her hand, the Swiss army knife passed through Chamberlain's arm and cut a hole directly, and blood suddenly surged.
No one argued now. Chamberlain pinched his arm and screamed: "Oh my God, my artery, you are my artery, God, will I die? 9lI Who of you should hurry up and get 9lUM…¨”
Seeing the blood flowing out of the wound quickly, Winnie finally panicked. Sherry, who was watching the show, was even more stunned. When she realized that she immediately dripped off her tears and she stretched out her hands to grab Chamberlain's elbow, and shouted to Winnie with a crying voice: "Sister Winnie, are you? How can you hurt your brother? I will ignore you again..."
Zhang Zilin and Gu Chen were also shocked. The latter was busy calling and dialing 20 to dial 20. The former took out a sanitary tampon from his handbag, and directly put it on Chamberlain's arm, comforting him: "It's okay, this thing has strong blood-sucking ability, you won't die..."
"Where is the major artery on the arm? It would be strange if I die." Seeing that both sides were no longer making noise, Chamberlain laughed relieved and teased. He had called that on purpose before.
But when he saw what was hanging on his arm, his face suddenly turned pale and he shouted, "Damn, can you put this thing on my arm? Throw it away?"
"Shut up, dare you?" Winnie and Zhang Zilin said these two words in English and Chinese at the same time. After saying it, they looked at each other in a sympathetic manner, snorted coldly, and focused on bandaging Chamberlain.
The Swiss Army Knife is not a military dagger. Although the blade is sharp, it is very short. The wound is neither deep nor long. Moreover, Chamberlain's blood clotting effect is powerful, and the blood is stopped soon.
Gu Chen asked foolishly: "The car for 20 is coming soon, should we wait?"
Of course, Chamberlain would not wait. He called the team doctor directly and asked the latter to bring potions and large band-aids to treat his wounds. The latter came with the medicine box, and Cao Nan, Little Nelson, Old Nelson, and Yao Ming were all there.
The news of Chamberlain's injury scared these people crazy. If something happened to Chamberlain, it would be over. For Yao Ming, it was the Olympics, but he knew very well why he could perform so well. Chamberlain kept helping him save energy. Can he perform well? To Old Nelson, that's even worse, his dream of dynasty, the dream of the best head coach.
When he received the news of Chamberlain's injury, Old Nelson was really out of place. He didn't want to be Auerbach's second. The two most regrettable things in his career were that his proud disciple Bird injured his right index finger in college and suffered a worsening of his wound. The other was that Bird's successor Rumbeas, who was booked by himself, died of cocaine.
Bird Bird was spotted by Auerbach when he was in college. The old man regarded him as the leader of the Celtics' continued glorious team. He was afraid that this treasure would be taken away, so he did not dare to show his love for Bird at all. Instead, he would talk about Bird's shortcomings whenever he had the chance: he was tall but had short arms, hunchback, external horoscope, a low mouth, and poor physical fitness.
In fact, whenever the Cardinal had time, he would secretly go to Bird's university to visit him quietly. During Bird's university, he never noticed that it can be seen that no matter what field he is in, he is a genius. Even if Auerbach does not serve as the head coach of the Celtics or general manager, he will be a good player even if he is an agent.
As a result, when the Celtics finally chose Bird as they wished in the draft, Auerbach was shocked to find that his baby's right index finger was seriously traumatized, and it had become permanent trauma because it took too long to be cured.
Auerbach was heartbroken at the time. He asked Bird why this happened. Bird shrugged indifferently and said, "How come the son of an old Indiana farmer still cares about his thick fingers being so injured?
In fact, everyone knows Bird's reputation. His projection made the NHAR spoon tremble under the iron hoof of the Green Shirts led by him in the 1980s and 1990s. Imagine if Bird's right index finger could no longer be straight and bent. If Bird's right index finger was perfect, how accurate would his projection ability be?
Perhaps only the head coach of Bird's college years was fairer: "If he doesn't want to miss the ball, then he can hit every shot before he has the strength to lift the ball."
Rumbeas's tragedy was even more terrifying. In 193, Auerbach selected this man who could fight against the God of Basketball with his own strength. In the end, less than 48 hours after the draft, the child sucked too much cocaine and died. After saying: "If Ren didn't leave us, I think we should rule the entire league in the late 8th and 3rds, it would not make the bad boys corps of Detroit so arrogant, and there would be no "Bull Dynasty," in short, God is unfair to us, but it is possible that God will let him leave us for the development of the entire league."
Whether it was Bird's tragedy or Baias's tragedy, Old Nelson didn't want to experience it. On the way, he was most afraid of finding Chamberlain and finding that the latter was missing and broken legs. However, when he saw Chamberlain, he was shocked: "Damn it, what's the matter hanging on your arm? Don't tell me that you have a tragedy on your arm and your aunt is coming."
Chapter completed!