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096 Gourd Baby

Robert struggled without anyone's face, and he kicked his legs and said, "I, I don't know what you are talking about. Look, I treat him to dinner but he treats me like this. Is there any humanity?"

"Human nature? How much does that thing cost per pound? Since you like it so much, let everyone see it!" Guan Tianlong held Robert's neck collar with his right hand, raised his fingers like a knife in his left hand, inserted it into Robert's waist, and scratched it. In just three or five strokes, he peeled Robert into a naked flesh worm. When the diners saw the vital part between Robert's legs, it was indeed a tender parrot with lush grass. There was no stick-like object like a hammer hammer or hammer under his crotch. Everyone knew that the naked man said it was true. Robert was a disguised girl.

Robert twisted her fair buttocks and struggled hard, and asked the man unwillingly: "Can you tell me... tell me where the hell is exposed?"

Guan Tianlong sneered and sniffed, saying, "No matter how strong the powder you are in your body is, you can't hide the scum in your bones!"

Robert choked when he heard this, bleeding and tears flowed out of his seven orifices. His eyes became wider and wider, his tongue stretched longer and his stomach became rounder. Guan Tianlong had been blown by Wang Erzi once, so where could he be the second time? He pulled Robert's neck and climbed a raised platform in front of Lin Bai's food stall. He bowed his left leg and kicked his right leg, gathering all his strength. He stood up with a archer and shot the abdomen of the city manager flying for more than 200 meters.

There was a loud bang in the sky, and Robber had already exploded into more than 800 pieces of bloody debris, copper wire iron rings and metal blocks, etc. to transform human parts.

Guan Tianlong stood naked on the platform, looking at the diners who were so scared by the bomb under his feet that they crawled on the ground, sighing: The future society is so fucked. You can just pull a straight walking thing, and you can't tell whether it's a human or a machine without ray scanning.

Fan Shengchao is the secretary of the Urban Management Column. The secretary's life is to do something secretly and do something secretly. He has always been a man from childhood to adulthood. He has perfectionism and cleanliness, has a personality to protect his shortcomings, and can't rub any sand in his eyes. Guan Tianlong made the disabled Fan Debiao even ruthlessly hinted that he has a background. This is undoubtedly a provocation for Fan Shengchao!

Unofficial investigation by the world government shows that the quality of urban management in the northeastern provinces in the minds of the people is not good. There is a rumor: There is a wolf in front and there is a tiger behind, and there is a 25-year-old in the middle. The wolf describes the urban management of Fengtianfu, and the urban management of Shanfu, and the urban management of Shanfu, and the tiger is not a good thing. It is said that the urban management of Bingcheng is domineering and stupid, while Fan Shengchao is a typical example of being domineering and stupid.

As one of the three ultimate forces on Earth, cadres at the Urban Management Column and deputy section level are equipped with exclusive mechas. Fan Shengchao is not yet qualified to enjoy this kind of treatment, but the family situation is special. The mechas are built in advance, but they can't be taken out casually on the surface. Today, the old uncle is bullied, and if he doesn't stand out, he is not a man.

Fan Shengchao, who was slender and handsome, stood in the playground of the urban management column. He pulled off a metal pendant on his neck, pierced his fingers and penetrated a little blood. The pendant snapped and fell to the ground with a bang, rumbling and dust was flying. A giant object as high as four or five meters, like a small second floor appeared in front of him out of thin air.

Fan Shengchao jumped up to the ground more than two meters high. He pressed the knee of the mecha in the air and then jumped up one meter after pressing the relay. Slap, the mecha opened a door on the chest, and eight pink high elastic tentacles rushed out of the door. They wrapped around Fan Shengchao's arms and sucked it quickly into the cockpit.

Fan Shengchao sat in the cockpit, and his ten fingers kept hitting the control panel. After deciphering 10 password locks in succession, he finally obtained the highest authority of the mecha. He immediately issued an order to the light brain of the mecha: "Connect the spy satellite of the urban management headquarters, retrieve the detailed defense files of the Ice City area, and track down the specific traces of the newly wanted criminal Guan Tianlong!"

Beep beep beep, the light brain is connected to the satellite. After fifteen seconds, two pink tentacles suddenly emit white liquid, forming a sticky wall, there are pedestrians on this side, and more specific wind data and air quality reports. Of course, the most eye-catching thing is the picture jumping naked and jumping, avoiding the artillery fire of three armed helicopters, causing extensive traffic congestion Guan Tianlong!

Fan Shengchao clenched his fist and hit the sticky wall, saying viciously: "Start BT drag! The divine bird Bifang form! Satellite positioning! Follow the suspect! Monitor the whole process! Set sail immediately!"

Crack!

The whole body was shining with red light, like a hill, with two blue flames ejected from the soles of the feet slowly floating in the air, and the arms and thighs were all broken into independent individuals, leaving only the cockpit with its chest and the power furnace with its abdomen. Fan Shengchao sat in the cockpit and issued a reorganization command. These fragmented individuals were instantly attracted to each other, and in another completely different form, they combined into a bird-like aircraft, soaring straight, breaking through the sky, and flying into the direction where Guan Tianlong was.

After Guan Tianlong detonated Robert, he forced himself to borrow a coat from a diner around him with a figure similar to him. He touched his stomach and walked out of Lin Bai's food stall with satisfaction and embarked on a new journey.

He knew that he had countless dogs in front and behind, but the man didn't care. The urban management in the downtown area did not dare to use weapons of mass destruction, and he could kill a helicopter. He drove a tank and drilled into the alley without any tricks. Moreover, the helicopter did not dare to fire missiles, otherwise who would bear the responsibility for injuring innocent people?

"Gourd baby, gourd baby, a vine, seven flowers, you are not afraid of it, l'la'la." Guan Tianlong jumped around. As soon as he started singing a few words, he felt a heat behind him. A white light flashed in front of him, and a huge laser column completely swallowed it.

hot!

It's hot!

Very hot!

How hot is it?

It's as hot as a sauna!

The laser irradiation lasted for 0.5 seconds, but Guan Tianlong seemed to be as long as five minutes of steaming a sauna. He was sweating profusely and gasping heavily. When he looked back, he saw that in the southeast direction of the night sky in the northwest corner, three helicopters were turning on searchlights and aiming the laser energy cannon as thick as his wrist at himself.

The set of clothes that Guan Tianlong had just borrowed turned into ashes again under the bombardment of the laser cannon. He jumped to the street and scolded: "You guys are raised by you, you have grown up! Who doesn't accept it and fight me alone!"

When the helicopter was holding the loudspeaker, the pilot saw Guan Tianlong naked, and was burned with the outside and tender inside of the laser light. He couldn't help but shouted proudly: "If you have a genital, come and fight us one by one! Vulture, Family Bird! Laser Energy Cannon is ready, three-in-one attack! Begin!"

Beeppy.

Three dynamic light waves merged into one, covering Guan Tianlong's body again. The man kept his jumping foot and cursing, covering his crotch with one hand and the other, and steamed the sauna for another five minutes.

The driver of the Nightingale who had just called out: "FQ, is the suspect a human or a monster? 300,000 joules of heat, even if the steel is dissolved, why is he still jumping around?"

Pilot of the Vulture: "I heard that he was wanted by the Urban Management Column because he offended Fan Mi's immediate family. He had just killed all the personnel of the second team of the Third Battalion, an armed helicopter and a plainclothes undercover!"

The driver of the Jiaque: "The suspect revealed when he attacked Fan Mi's relatives that his background was...it was..."

The Nightingale driver quickly interrupted the Jiaque driver: "Stop talking, block the keywords! Just be sure of it! Be prepared and give the suspect another laser energy cannon! This time, use the thickened form and cannot kill him, so we will return."

The Vulture Number is attached to the appendix. The Family Bird Number is attached to the appendix.

Countdown, three, two, one, launch!

Poor Guan Tianlong stuck out his tongue and looked tired. He had just freed himself from the five-minute sauna and ushered in a new round of ruthless blow.

Beeppi! Beeppi!

The laser cannon was so hot that Guan Tianlong's skin was so hot that his flesh was blooming and blood flowed. This time, the Thirteenth Taibao could not hold on. The man felt that his life was threatened. In desperation, the old universe exploded. He learned from Liangshan hero Lu Zhishen pulled down the shed willows, climbed over the wall and ran into the motor vehicle lane, and pulled out a telephone pole with his butt. He didn't care about its sparks splashing around, aimed directly at the helicopter and threw it over.

Click!

The four or five-meter-high telephone pole hit the Vulture helicopter. Before the pilot even had time to explain his last words, Guan Tianlong slapped it like a fly.

Boom!

The helicopter landed on the crosswalk, and a large ball of fire rose into the sky, and more than 20 innocent people were buried in the sea of ​​fire! The heat waves caused by the explosion affected more people. For a moment, wailing everywhere and screaming were connected.

These insensitive future people were so comfortable when they saw Guan Tianlong being shot by a helicopter just now when they were watching the fun. However, when it was his turn, he still stuck his butt and buried his head like an ostrich, and was completely stunned.

"Amitabha, I have sinned! I will not kill Boren, but Boren died because of me! City managers, accept the punishment of justice, and I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

Guan Tianlong sprinted a hundred meters below the Nightingale helicopter, climbed up three or four meters along the telephone pole, then stomped his feet and rose up from the ground, and jumped eight meters high out of nowhere. He slapped the cockpit of the Nightingale helicopter, slapped through the armor, and tore open the door. The man got in and kicked the stupid pilot out of the cabin. Relying on his experience of flying the plane since childhood, he pulled the operating rod and hit the family cow next to him, hoping to die with it.

The driver of the Jiaque witnessed the entire process of the Nightingale being attacked by Guan Tianlong. At this moment, from his head to his chrysanthemum, he chose to follow his instinctive cry when he was alive and did not care about the life and death of others. He pressed the button and activated one of the weapons of mass destruction that the Urban Management Column explicitly prohibited...

Air-to-air missiles!

Each helicopter of this kind of missile is only equipped with one. If it is not launched, it will not explode even if it is dismantled. However, if it is launched, the power of its explosion is enough to make the target's building collapse within a radius of 100 meters, and no one will stay.

Guan Tianlong operated the rocker and acted as the Nightingale helicopter rushed towards the Jiaque, but suddenly found a missile with a blue tail flame flying out from the Jiaque's butt. He knew that the pilot of the aircraft was notoriously strict in the assessment, and the country would definitely not want it. So at this point, the survival and death are at a critical moment. The missiles launched on the opposite side must be fartful and extraordinary.

So the man temporarily stopped the collision with the enemy and died together. He pulled the rocker and turned around the missile like he was drunk. He narrowly avoided the bombardment of the air-to-air missile at a weak distance of only 3.5 cm.

The Jiaque missile passed by the Nightingale and hit a skyscraper more than 200 meters away. With the deafening roar and the bright light, the twenty-story building was broken into two out of thin air. Guan Tianlong felt a chill in his heart. He picked up the walkie-talkie on the console and scolded: "I just want you to die in the line of duty as a special combat hero, share resources from his wife, and add points to his daughter's college entrance examination. It's best if you agree. If you don't agree, why kill innocent people indiscriminately! On behalf of all mankind, I despise you, a waste material who is greedy for life and fears death!"

The pilot of the Jiaque helicopter looked at the raging fires ignited in the skyscrapers in the distance, and knew that it was difficult to be good. Even if he was not killed by the suspect, he would have 100 military courts. He would wait for him at least 100 years in prison. As he thought about it, his despair was like a surging river. He pulled the operating lever with his right hand and picked up the walkie-talkie with his left hand: "I'm fighting with you!"

Guan Tianlong smiled and raised the speed of the plane to the limit. He kicked the windshield in the cockpit and jumped down with a bare ass in the wind. What parachute? That thing is all floating clouds! Really a warrior plays bungee jumping without using ropes!

Guan Tianlong was spinning 7,200 degrees in the air, with two fingers blocking his ears and eyes, and then the sound of a helicopter explosion came from behind. However, until he landed on the ground, he smashed a shallow pit on the road, there was still no movement in the air. The man was curious and looked up and saw a full metal structure, dazzling, with its wings spread out, and ten meters tall, grabbing the two helicopters of the Nightingale and the House Que respectively with two claws. The pilot of the House Que burst into tears and muttered to the intercom. He didn't know what to say. After a while, the bird let go of his claws and let go of the House Que helicopter. The Nightingale was slapped by it with its backhand, and turned into a fireball, soaring into the sky.

Guan Tianlong stood on the street, put his hands on his hips, laughing: "This scene looks so familiar. All the level-breaking games I have played are always like this. Are you a relative of Qiao Qiao's family, the leftover rice for the management secretary of the captain of the urban management column?"

The man's voice was like a bell, and he could hear it clearly hundreds of meters away from here. In the mecha, Fan Shengchao held the pink tentacles and was so angry that he was breathing: "Boy, you're dead!"

Guan Tianlong ran away and even picked places with a lot of people: "My sister, can you catch me?"

There were many citizens watching the fun around them. At first they thought they were filming movies and TV series, but as the skyscrapers were attacked by missiles, people finally realized the seriousness of the problem. At this moment, the people were like a group of ants, running aimlessly, but Guan Tianlong was naked and was always so conspicuous!

Fan Shengchao sneered at the corner of his mouth, and his hands slammed the console, and entered the operation command: "Graining light x3, antimatter energy cannon preparation, fishing net energy storage!"

Gravity light has the same ability as gravity handcuffs. Fan Shengchao's mecha can emit up to 12 times gravity light. The reason why he only shoots three times is because ordinary people have reached their limit when they bear three times gravity. He doesn't want where gravity light passes, corpses are everywhere, blood flowing into rivers, and making things bigger is not good for anyone. The antimatter energy cannon is the most cutting-edge offensive weapon that can destroy everything. The energy it emits will react chemically with all matter, and eventually both become nothing. No entity shot by antimatter energy can escape the fate of extinction.

As the name suggests, a fishing net is a fishing net. It is just an inherent method of catching enemies by Fan Shengchao's mecha.

Guan Tianlong was also anxious. He ran and thought: The more things got worse, what should I do? It is not a solution to escape.

21:5.

It has been four hours since the man walked out of the love apartment. During this period, he made a big fuss in the Ice City, fighting and killing the city management column, causing more than 30 casualties to innocent people. At this time, many media and online radio stations were following up and reported on this matter, and Guan Tianlong's naked running style was rumored to the Une, and Fan Shengchao's pulling mecha was also exposed.

The Hawaiian Islands, USA.

A private villa with a luxurious Chinese style paved with white jade everywhere and wine flowing in the pond.

A Chinese man with age spots on his face and his teeth fell off leaned against a wisteria chair and hummed a small song with his eyes closed: "Gourd baby, gourd baby, seven vine flowers, wind and rain, I'm not afraid, la la la la la la la la la," as he sang, the old man didn't know what he remembered, and suddenly covered his face with his hands, sobbing like a child, crying.

Behind the rattan chair, a pair of twin sisters with fair skin, beautiful appearance and good temperament quickly stepped forward. The sister squatted on the ground and carefully wiped the old man's tears. The sister brewed tea and poured water for the old man to smooth the wrinkles between her eyebrows and advised him: "Old man, birth, old age, sickness and death are common. Mr. Yang is in the dark, and he will definitely be sad if you know you are so sad."

The old man's teeth were leaking, but he still stretched out his two thin arms firmly, blocked the twin sisters' slender waists with one hand, put his shriveled lips over, and kissed each of them, saying, "You little brother Ma is remembering the bitterness and sweetness, and shed tears are tears of relief. I remember back then, when China had not yet had an erection, I crossed the ocean..."

The young and beautiful twin sister pouted and said coquettishly: "Brother Xiao Ma, you and Mr. Yang Jinqiu formed a hall called the "Gourd Brothers" when they were underage. They were chivalrous and righteous, and stood up for justice. Later, because they offended the powerful, they committed some crimes and had to leave their hometown to work in the United States. They fought for several years and made great efforts to catch up with the international situation. China is booming, and you will get rich as well. Alas, we sisters have heard about this matter 800 times, so don't talk about it!"

The old little brother Ma, who was about to enter the coffin, said with a shrunk, "Just rely on you, baby, be careful, I will listen to whatever you say, but I have whatever I want, and what else can I do without remembering the bitterness and sweetness?"

The twin sister licked her lips, her cat's waist showed half of her slender legs, picked up a watch-like thing from the ground, and thrust it twice. The watch emitted two lights, outlining a screen out of thin air, and a piece of news was playing. It was exactly what Guan Tianlong made a big fuss in the ice city and killed the city management and masturbating the plane.

While giving Xiao Ma Brother massage, my sister whispered: "Don't remember the bitterness and sweetness. We care about current affairs. There are many fun things happening every day. If you don't believe me, you see, this person challenged the authority of the urban management column in Ice City, beat up helicopters, and fought with mechas. Haha, I don't know which force sent it."
Chapter completed!
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