Guan Tianlong coaxed and deceived Li Meiyang to sleep. He tiptoed back to the room, lay in the machine, and continued the game. Originally, the lonely man and widow lived in the same room on Valentine's Day, and the fragrance was cold and golden, and the red waves were turned on, and the earth was fired. It was natural that the super friendly relationship was in and out. If he had never fought with Yuhui, he would definitely have given Li Meiyang a shot. After all, the girl closed her eyes and pouted before going to bed, and no matter how fools knew what it meant. It is said that men are lustful and heroic. Although this is true, that kind of thing must sometimes be a while. Excessive indulgence, exhausted essence and energy. The waist and legs are sore, dizzy, and memory is reduced. There are many disadvantages but no benefits. Guan Tianlong's "Thirteen Taibao practices hard skills" is the most important thing to strengthen the foundation and cultivate the essence. It is not harmful to sleep with two girls every month. If he sleeps with two girls every day, his skills will be regressed, he will not be able to play!

‘Click’

The moment the man closed the door, the girl opened her eyes. Her cheeks had not dried up, her expression seemed to be disappointed and relieved. She smiled and said to herself: "My mother's 'I still pity the Dafa' has failed. Hehe, I don't know if this kid is a gentleman or a fool..."

Li Meiyang knew that people would not cherish what they could easily get. So she planned to use the strategy of radish and sticks to train her cohabitants. The warm dinner was radish, and after dinner, she pretended to be charming and causing crime. Then she used a wolf-proof device to give her roommate a deep lesson. This is a big stick! Li Meiyang's self-defense weapon is not the only one with Big Big Wolf-shaped spray! Like the two breast patches on her chest are high-tech products, each patch comes with 12 million volts high voltage electricity, which only takes 0.2 seconds to knock people down! If Guan Tianlong can't control it and stretches out Lushan's claws to her, the consequences can be imagined.

The girl sighed for a moment, locked the door, took off her clothes and lay down into the nutrition warehouse, and also participated in the Valentine's Day event of the Great Hero ol.

Li Meiyang was still thinking in the game: her roommate seemed very kind, why don’t you tease him? It would be nice to live in peace in the future and make friends.

Guan Tianlong was also thinking in the game: his roommate seemed very charming, so let's not push her down! It would be nice not to ask for eternity, but to make a fool friend.

This is a beautiful misunderstanding.

Nearly 2 billion players are poking at the foot of the Yulong Snow Mountain, which has expanded by 100,000 times in reference to the actual proportion, of which 80% are couples and 20% are bachelors.

"It seems that the career of breaking up couples has a long way to go!"

Guan Tianlong looked at the dogs and men and women all over the mountains and the fields and felt very emotional. He thought that the inhumane family planning policy a hundred years ago made the national male-female ratio reach a terrifying 119.58:100, that is, ten men and two bachelors! Serious uneven resource allocation is the root cause of all kinds of crimes. It is useless to seal BT. Everyone has watched Journey to the West but has never seen anyone make a big fuss in Tiananmen Square. Did he become a fool after watching AV? You can't be too popular with the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television.

In fact, the standard of the system audition is quite difficult. Ordinary players can only win the Tiger Guard by practicing at least 8 hours a day. Wenbi is even more fucked. When they encounter "The ruthless person on Valentine's Day, but the ruthless person" and "Juxianzhuang, Zhuang Juxian, Zhuang Juxian came out of Juxianzhuang" and "A Zhuang Juxianzhuang came out of Juxianzhuang" and "A Zhuang Juxianzhuang came out of couplets". Everyone has to vomit blood. The words are simple and profound, the parallelism is neat, and the tone is coordinated. The awkward words are so awkward that they are so bad that they really disgrace the ancestors.

So far, the only player who has met this kind of bullshit "couplet" who still passes the audition is the only player of the Beggars' Sect's dirty clothes. However, the way that Real Fire Aoyang passes is similar to Guan Tianlong, and it is not very glorious.

He faced the rumor of "Junxianzhuang, Zhuangjiaxian, Juxianzhuang has a Zhuangjiaxianzhuang."

The limerick poem is given: "Basket a dog, beat a dog, hit a dog, hit a dog is just for hitting a dog".

True Fire Aoyang felt that it was very exciting, but unexpectedly, he was rejected by the scholar in white who tested the copy. The scholar shook his head and said, "Juxian Zhuang is a place name, Zhuang Juxian is a person's name. There is a deep connection between the name and the place name. The garbage you are right is simply nonsense."

True Fire Aoyang's face was red and his ears were red. He was shaking again and again with his hands. He was obviously engaged in a fierce ideological struggle. He especially hoped to kill this NPC, which seemed to be powerless, but he lacked the courage to put his ideas into action. In the end, reason defeated his instinct. True Fire Aoyang silently walked out of the test copy with his eyebrows. However, when he stepped into the teleportation point with one foot, he looked back at the scholar in white and used the special martial arts of the Beggars' Sect's dirty clothes - the wonderful hand decision!

The effect of the wonderful hand decision: It is easy to steal random items on NPCs whose comprehensive martial arts level is not as good as yours. The success rate will be reduced and discovered by NPCs whose comprehensive martial arts level is higher than yours. The player will reduce the player's movement speed by 15% and the attack speed by 25%.

‘Tear’

The sound is like a brocade.

A big hand appeared out of thin air, tearing open the white scholar's clothes, and touched him hard on his chest. While the dirty beggar was teleporting out, he also received a system prompt: the player True Fire Aoyang stole Shen Qingzhi's private seal, met the pass conditions, passed the audition, and allowed to participate in the rematch.

With 2 billion players, nine out of ten of the auditions eliminated, and less than 200 million are eligible to participate in the rematch.

If one of the couple passes the audition and the other fails, those who pass can spend 1,000 taels of gold to purchase the heart-to-heart sign, so that those who fail to pass can qualify for the rematch. This is naturally a way to get money from the system.

Those players who were eliminated from the auditions did not even have the chance to choose a camp, so they naturally could not receive relevant camp tasks.

The system only gives ten rose seeds to each male player, and each female player gives a pound of chocolate as a consolation prize. If the rose seeds want to sprout, you must go to the grocery store to buy a glass bottle, then get up early and go to bed late, collect dew, and cultivate it carefully. After the roses bloom, you have to pick them immediately, otherwise other players can easily plunder your victory fruit. Chocolate is relatively simple, just eat it directly.

Guan Tianlong teleports to the bachelor's camp to check the rules of the game: players who go to the dead team will get one glass bottle for every ten pairs of couples to pass the rematch. Collect 100 glass bottles to automatically advance to the semi-finals. If they are defeated by the couple more than ten times in total, they will lose the qualification to receive subsequent tasks.

The old rules are: Selecting literary comparisons at the audition is the literary comparison, and selecting martial arts competitions at the audition is the martial arts competition.

Guan Tianlong climbed to the Tiantian Grand Race, and a yellow light flashed, and a couple appeared opposite him. The man's Shaolin monk's robe was paired with a big bald man, with a handsome and handsome face. The woman's Emei suit was paired with a little bald man, with a beautiful and beautiful moon shy flower. The two of them held hands and shoulder to shoulder, and they were both in love, completely ignoring Guan Tianlong.

Guan Tianlong set up three questions according to the system prompts. After that, he saw that the man and woman were not even birding themselves, so he could only cough dryly: "Master, you have zippered open."

The monk quickly covered his crotch with his hands and lowered his head in panic. Then he remembered that the monk's robe of Shaolin Temple had no zipper set. He found that he was being fooled and looked up at Guan Tianlong and glared.

Guan Tianlong smiled slightly, clasped his hands together and said to the nun: "Master, if you couple answered me three questions in a row, and the answer to each question is correct, I will be considered as you pass!"

The pretty nun fiddled with her white and tender little hands and said shyly: "What if you deliberately make things difficult for us? For example, ask us what brand of underwear you wear, will tuna get hemorrhoids, and how much does a roasted sweet potato cost a hundred years ago, and so on?"

The Shaolin monk immediately had star-shaped eyes, his hands crossed, his face full of admiration, and he was convinced: "Sweetheart, you are so great. Being able to get your favor is a blessing for me to cultivate in three lives and three lives. The Buddha said: Looking back in the past five hundred times, I will get one in this life..."

Guan Tianlong curled his lips and interrupted the monk's whisper, "Wipe your butt? If you look back five hundred times and change the chance to wipe your butt, then you have to break your neck if you want to capture the home base? I have to ask nonsense questions. Don't worry, as the saying goes, it's better to demolish ten temples than to destroy a kiss. I don't have the habit of breaking up couples. According to your IQ, the question I asked is definitely the easiest in the world! Now, please listen to the question, 1+1=? Please answer!"

"1+1=What?" The monk and nun looked at each other, with disbelief on their faces, and said in unison: "Two!"

"Congratulations on learning to answer the questions!" Guan Tianlong walked to the two of them with a spring breeze on his face and shook hands with them one by one, and then asked: "Question 2, what is 2+2=?"

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The two looked up at Guan Tianlong with gratitude and shouted in unison: "Four!"

When Guan Tianlong heard the word "Four", his expression as warm as spring just now turned into an eternal iceberg. He competed with his arms, and with a full innate power + a full innate power, he slapped the two players off the ring like a fly without any effort, and shouted: "mlgb, you know too much!"

After dozens of seconds, since this group of players did not answer three questions in a row, it was considered abstention, and Guan Tianlong won the first battle.
Chapter completed!