Meng Huo Meng sent Guan Tianlong away without any effort, lay on the soft mattress of the Blue Sky International Youth Hostel, turned on the TV and started watching the Spring Festival Gala. Firecrackers outside were crackling across the night sky. Meng Huo was alone in the room, took out his cell phone to check the phone book and wanted to ask for special services, but the other party refused to answer the answer. After a while, he sent a text message saying, "Husband, I'm having a reunion dinner with my parents. Be good, wait for me to find you tomorrow."

This special service, born in 1988, is still a college student at the Sanya College of Hainan Province, a college student in the School of Tourism Management. He only works part-time in special services. It is said that he only cares about you if you like you. He doesn’t want to pay much money. Of course, Meng Huo doesn’t believe it. If you are in this industry, whoever you catch is called her husband. Unfortunately, the fat man only eats a bowl of noodles on New Year’s Eve and can’t even vomit overnight meal. Moreover, he doesn’t seem to be much nobler than others. A girl who is in the New Year’s Eve bargained for 1,000 yuan a day to 800 yuan a day.

On TV, the 35-year-old fake girl Louis Liu Qian had a look of eating and eating, showing his signature yin-smile smile, and asked the old girl three years older than him with a straightforward mouth: "Ms. Dong Qing, are she hard?"

The 38-year-old CCTV female host, who was in a thirty-eight-year-old, said happily in a particularly innocent and cute tone: "Yeah, hard!"

Louis Liu's smile became brighter and his hands were shaking around and asked the female host: "Where do you want me to pass through?"

The female host pursed her lips and whispered for a long time, and said shyly: "In the middle!"

Louis Liu completed the task of passing through the middle with a lightning speed. The female host opened her naughty eyes widened and said coquettishly: "Lu Qian, come again!"

So Louis Liu walked through her again.

The female host opened her mouth and said with a look of suffocation, "It's great!"

Louis Liu launched a three-way attack in the middle and lower line. The female host sincerely praised: "If you haven't seen each other for a year, your hands are getting more and more flexible! It's amazing!"

This so-called magic is actually worthless at all. The juice cup is 100% special cup, including glass and coins. None of them are not props. Every magician has the talent to be a thief. Liu Qian's success rate of stealing must be amazing. If everyone is idle, please look for videos to slow down. With the eyes of painting, anyone can see the trick.

However, everyone knows that magic is fake, just make everyone happy. It’s not necessary to be serious about this. Meng Huo Meng’s Spring Festival Gala is largely because of Zhao Benshan’s sketches. He has been used to it for many years. I heard that this year, the River Crab master is domineering. "Just Money" has been harmoniously replaced by CCTV because of its vulgar content. Meng Bulao turned off the TV and turned on the computer, and chatted while listening to the Spring Festival Gala. Why is it listening or not? Because watching it is a waste of time.

There are many adult jokes in this year's Spring Festival Gala. There is a line that is quite interesting. It was originally used to wipe away tears and sleep with you, but it turned into wipe away tears and drunk with you. I don't know who sang the name of it. Anyway, I just listened and didn't read it.

"Donation" is quite boring, with few funny points. Mr. Zhao has ruined his signature, but it is not accurate. Maybe he can win a first prize in a language program, because the quality of crosstalk sketches this year's Spring Festival Gala is not high, and the fat guys and big fat guys are wearing little fat guys. Okay, although there are more and more fat guys, can you not make such a fuss? More handsome men and beautiful girls can die during the Chinese New Year! Liu Qian is quite pleasing to the eye. Jin Yuting's buttocks are like candied haws. Every year, it seems that she is the successor of Teacher Zhao Lirong. There is also the woman who tells crosstalk. You say you can just say crosstalk. You have to make yourself like singing a two-person song. It's not as cruel as me, but I have the courage to show off the Spring Festival Gala. It seems that they are 80% unwilling to be the rule of others. But who is it? It can also be used to take advantage of the tonnage. As expected, each has its own love.

Meng Huo Meng didn't have to think about it. After twelve o'clock, he searched the video of "Just Short of Money" in Liaoning Spring Festival Gala. After watching it, he laughed foolishly. He felt that he was much better than CCTV's "Donation". I was vulgar and I was happy. I always had stupid listening to music to find educational significance, and I also found educational significance when reading sketches. I also found educational significance when reading online novels. But there were so many educational matters, such as giving up seats on a bus, catching thieves to help widows carry water, he had never done anything.

I sent a text message to pay New Year's greetings with my cell phone, then took off my hips and went to bed. I heard someone knocking on the door. I woke up and saw that at 14:50, I opened the door and picked up the female college student who had a private escort and special service into the house. Without saying a word, I went straight to the point and started a gun fight. Five minutes later, I was out of breath and continued to sleep. The escort girl was dissatisfied with a look of contempt for Meng Huo.

Meng Huo said, "What are you looking at? You are not serving me. If you give me eight hundred a day, I will be sure to hold on for fifty minutes."

The escort girl said, "Don't be too rude. You can sell 2,000 yuan for more than ten yuan per pound of pork, no matter how much you want, you can sell 2,000 yuan for more than two hundred pounds. What's the only one?"

This is a real female college student. Because there are too many fakes now, Meng Huomeng asked her about her liberal arts or science without any effort. Then, according to her major, she asked her who Lu You’s old love was. The girl smiled and said Tang Wan, and then passed the assessment.

Sanya's management is very bad. When you go out at Phoenix Airport, you are all for renting black. You dare to extort 200 yuan when you go to Yalong Bay. This is the case when Meng Huo came here before. The car did not bargain. He drove from the city to Linwang Town and was asked for 200 yuan. You are not kind and I am unrighteous. Meng Huo looked at the driver with a smile and kicked open the car door and left. The Hui Gu driver cursed and chased him with a board. He ran to the beach at the end of the world and was kicked and beaten by Meng Huo. The tourists around him and the black and short natives all watched the fun calmly, and their psychological qualities were very good.

Meng Huo stepped on the driver's head and thought narcissisticly: Could it be that I also have a protagonist template? Could this world be a book or a game? Emperor Tathagata Allah is the administrator or player? And we are just n in their eyes? So there is a saying that the world is unkind and all things are Zou Gou? Therefore, the most fundamental meaning of life lies in continuation, and continuation is to make Emperor Tathagata Allah and others have fun when they are bored?

On the first day of traveling to Sanya, Meng Huo wore his specially changed sweater and pants and turned around next to two big stones at the end of the world. He had no other gains except for filling a shoe with sand. The sea water was not much different from Dalian, and he didn't say it was particularly blue. The air was quite fresh, and the smell of abalone was everywhere. The hawkers were more scoundrels than the other. They were poor and bad, and they accidentally collected twenty yuan for counterfeit money when they ate the food stall late. Meng Huo was so angry that he returned to the business hotel and found a private escort in the Douban Donkey Club group.

Private escorts are so awesome, they eat, play and sleep with each other. Of course, they need to spend more money on sleeping with each other. They look quite average, but they are better than nothing. This girl is said to be Ouyang Feifei, Ouyang Xiadan's Ouyang, and Feifeifei's Fangcao Feifei. If it is her real name, she might also have a template for the heroine. The East Palace and the West Palace are cold palaces, and she always has a place. Meng Huo Meng doesn't need to be full of malicious thoughts.

The ending of the writing here is purely my complaints. I’m sorry to spend a cent on you. I will go back to Harbin tomorrow, focus on checking information and outlines this month, and speed up updates next month. Believe me, I have more plots! That thing is worthless!

All the nonsense I said is heartfelt, go to other places to travel and be careful, and walk a few places, Beijing, Xi'an, Sanya, Dalian, and I have to say that Dalian is the best and managed public security. It is not because I am a Northeastern person bragging for it. When I first went to Beijing, I asked where Xiushui Street was. The two of them showed me the way. The 93 bus stops first and the next stops, and the more I took a bus, I became more and more confused. In the end, I specially found a kind-hearted old lady. She told me that I would take the subway for twenty minutes and walk forward twenty minutes before I arrived.
Chapter completed!