Chapter 0011 The melon is getting bigger and bigger!
"Second brother, your class teacher is so cruel!"
"What do you say?" Jiang Yue was puzzled.
"I saw Han Jingjing's photo on the 25th was about to explode. What did he do to ban all the people? Isn't this cruel? I guess the boys in your class must hate him to death."
"You don't even know whether they are beautiful or ugly, what are you talking about?"
"Haha, the young lady who dares to shoot the photos, how many ugly people have you seen? Second brother, I guess this Han Jingjing, even if she is not particularly good-looking, her figure will definitely be excellent."
Jiang Yue was speechless again. What's wrong with this world? Is the twelve-year-old child about to become a demon?
Is the school in the town a school or a driving school?
What exactly do you teach all day long? Underage children are driving so fast, so you can’t make trouble when you become an adult?
Moreover, Sangou's cutting angle is too clear.
Shouldn’t the normal people focus on the authenticity of the video content? This is the big melon.
Ding Ding Dong!
The phone pops up another message prompt.
Du Yifeng
[Link] Invite you to join the group chat.
Jiang Yue was a little surprised. Could it be that Du Yifeng wanted to build a private group and post another video?
Unlock your phone with fingerprint and click to confirm to join.
Du Yifeng @ everyone
"I am not a complete friend. You guys and friends in the class will all send me some friends and sisters. I will post a video in five minutes, and it will be overdue."
There are not many classmates in the class who can ask Du Yifeng to add friends. Judging from the people he has attracted, they are basically relatively outstanding students in the class, and most of them are female classmates.
Although Jiang Yue and Du Yifeng don’t have much intersection, they are not bad at all.
The main reason is that Jiang Yue has excellent grades and looks good. In addition, Jiang Yue is extremely low-key and hardly shows off in the class, which makes Du Yifeng appreciates.
In Du Yifeng's logic, it is not your fault that you are handsome, but you are handsome and like to show off your appearance, which is a bit like stealing the limelight from him, Du.
Such a person is his Du Yifeng's enemy and he will never be able to bear it.
Simply put, he only has one principle: you can do whatever you want, just don’t steal the limelight from me.
Yes, Du Yifeng’s three views are so simple and unpretentious.
Jiang Yue casually brought several close friends. He usually lives in the school if he does not usually have weekends or long holidays, so he naturally has to get three people in the same dormitory.
Li Yue, a deskmate, has always been a little transparent. There are not many WeChat friends on her phone. She probably counts all the classmates in the class who have added friends with one hand, and probably no one will pull her.
So Jiang Yue dragged Li Yue into the group.
Three roommates soon joined the group one after another.
Yu Hongtu: Is the boss Yifeng going to drive again? Wait online!
Wang Xiawei: The ticket has been purchased, wait for the departure!
Maodoudou: Xinnenbai Wharf, before the big boss Yifeng leaves, please introduce my length...
Jiang Yue: @Maodoudou, have you used my toilet paper secretly these two days?
Mao Doudou: It’s not me, I don’t, don’t talk nonsense. Denial of the three-in-one/emoticon pack.
Jiang Yue: Do you want to help you recall the last time in the school clinic?
Mao Doudou: Boss, I was wrong, please let it go. Kneeling/Emoji Pack
Fang Ziyang: What happened in the school clinic? I feel like there is a melon!
Xu Ruogu: Ask for melons in front of the car.
Chen Haoran: Please give melons in front of the car +1.
Zheng Weihao: +2.
Wang Xin:+3.
Liu Jian:+4.
Han Jingjing: +5.
Yang Xiaoxiao: Jingjing, are you sure that boys want to eat melons?
Han Jingjing: I just joined the group, what did you talk about before? @Jiang Yue.
Mao Doudou: [WeChat Red Envelope] Big Bosses are asking to let go, don’t affect the big boss Yifeng’s departure.
Jiang Yue Ait Mao Doudou was not deliberately trying to get along with him. On the contrary, he was actually reminding the other party in kind.
After all, there are many girls in the group. This guy never pays attention to the occasion when speaking. No matter what group, as soon as he joins the group, he will introduce the size and length whenever he has a disagreement.
It would be fine if there were no girls. There were a lot of girls, and the classmates looked up and looked down, which was a bit ugly.
If Jiang Yue did not stop him in time, Mao Doudou would definitely be his signature catchphrase: Laozi Mao Shijiu, walking around his waist.
This is not Jiang Yue wronged him. This guy was brought into the group by Jiang Yue. He was in the same dormitory as him. He knew very well what kind of urination this guy was.
When I was just divided into dormitories, Mao Doudou introduced himself so funny.
He claimed to be a powerful weapon and was dormant for nineteen years. After rising up, he was even more cruel. He could have made a living by his specialty, but his family asked him to study.
As for the school medical room incident, it sounds like another tragic story.
Relying on the specialty of a straight man in the steel, Mao Doudou often locks himself in the bathroom to entertain himself and does something indescribable. He consumes toilet paper very quickly, so that the ones he brings are often not enough, and borrowing toilet paper for roommates often happens.
Just use it, this guy will never admit it every time.
Once, Jiang Yue felt a prank, so he picked some pollen in the countryside, made some fine velvet of spicy insects, and sprinkled it on toilet paper.
The thing was not clear without looking closely. The bathroom was always poor. Mao Doudou didn't know the trap and borrowed it without telling it. He used Jiang Yue's toilet paper again. Not long after, the sharp weapon became allergic to redness and swollen, itchy and swollen, and could not be scratched.
Mao Doudou, who was in pain, wanted to bear it, but the more he endured, the more he suffered, he had to go to the school clinic, get injections, take medicine, and bring external application. He took two days off and never felt sour in his life.
Not to mention, since then, the incident of missing toilet paper in the dormitory has improved.
The other two in the dormitory were not aware of this. Even Mao Doudou himself thought it was an accident and had no idea that Jiang Yue had deliberately done it.
Jiang Yue pointed a little, Mao Doudou felt guilty and was afraid that the embarrassing incident would be exposed, so he became honest.
All kinds of weird and funny guys were constantly joining in the group and making jokes, but everyone soon forgot about Maodoudou.
Two or three minutes later, Li Yue came late and joined the group chat through Jiang Yue's invitation.
However, Li Yue has always been a little transparent person in the class. If she joins, not many people care about it. She is not more than her, but less than her.
Anyway, she can't speak if she joins.
Du Yifeng particularly enjoyed this feeling of anticipation.
"All the ones that should be pulled in, right?"
"Everyone remembers it! Even if you watch the video, don't spread it blindly. The ugly words are in the front, and it may be fine if I pass it. You pass it. Don't get me involved if you are invited to have tea."
Du Yifeng was insincere. The more serious the description was, the more mysterious the halo on him was!
Let the students feel his powerful information channels, the energy that cannot be seen behind him, and the outstanding character of his chickens. Let the weak chickens guess, amaze, look up and even worship him is a vulgar but unparalleled happiness for Du Yifeng.
Ding ding dong, Ding ding dong, Ding ding dong...
Then, a string of videos popped up from the group chat.
This time everyone has learned to be smart. To beware of 808, save it to your phone first and then look back.
Du Yifeng: These videos have not been made public yet. I would like to emphasize them again, don’t spread them blindly! Otherwise, you will be responsible for the consequences!
Du Yifeng: Weird geographical phenomena have occurred in many places throughout the planet Gaia, all continents and places. It is not just Tianlang Mountain in our Dazhang Kingdom.
Du Yifeng: The first video is Arthur Li Desert, the second is the famous devil triangle in the Bamuda waters, the third is the torn Grand Canyon in the western part of Xiluojuzhou, and the fourth is Napo City on the east coast of Xiluojuzhou...
In fact, it doesn’t take Du Yifeng to introduce it. As a high school student, everyone still has these common sense of geography.
Like the videos in Tianlang Mountain, these videos are not long, but the content is more shocking than the other...
After Jiang Yue finished reading it, he lost his words for a long time.
Chapter completed!