Chapter 153 Military parade? Who is reading who?
Chapter 153 Military Parade? Whoever reads who
"Clang, clang, clang..."
Just as Governor Zhang and General Zhang were staring at the gate of Xie Mansion, a strange sound suddenly came from the yard.
"This is..." Governor Zhang pinched his beard and was very confused, so he turned to look at General Zhang, "General Zhang, is it the sound of armor?"
"No..." General Zhang shook his head and explained: "The sound of the iron pieces of the armor colliding with each other is not like this. This sound is more like the sound of the iron pieces colliding with the ground..." As he said that, he himself was confused. Could it be that someone had pulled the horse with a horseshoe into the yard?
Still wrong, the horseshoe should make a "ding, ding" sound when hitting the bluestone ground. Now, it looks more like someone dragging something with iron pieces underneath. What is it?
He couldn't explain clearly, and he didn't explain anymore. He stared at the gate of the Xie Mansion. The sound was from a distance and was obviously about to walk out of the yard. Instead of guessing, it would be better to see the true face. Governor Zhang saw his appearance, and without waiting for him to explain, he turned his head and stared straight at the gate of the yard together.
"Ah..." The door opened, and a leg stretched out from inside. What was on this leg? Both of them were shocked. Zhang Jun was an old corpse and had many knowledges. Zhang Nai had been an official for many years, and had many positions and was knowledgeable. However, they had never seen such a strange thing before - let's say it was a shoe.
The reason why it is called a shoe is because it is put on the feet, but the cover is too high, and it is all to the knees... Judging from the material, it should be made of leather, but it is greasy and shiny, and you can even see the reflection of a person. What kind of strange shoe is this?
"Clang!" Before a puzzled thought could be completed, the foot fell to the ground. At the same time, another clang sounded, ah? The two adults understood that the iron sheet was under the feet of the strange shoes for a long time! Which idiot was doing so randomly? You think your foot was a horseshoe and even nailed iron sheets.
Both adults were very dissatisfied and felt that they were teased by the person wearing these strange shoes. When they looked up, Governor Zhang even coughed and wanted to scold him. As he thought, this must have been the trick of the jester Xie Hong, who happened to scold him fiercely, but after he raised his head and saw the face of the person wearing shoes, he suddenly felt dizzy and almost fell to the ground.
Is the man surnamed Xie crazy? Today is the day when His Majesty returns to Beijing. He found a charlatan who is a great god from there? Governor Zhang is so angry. Look at the man's dress, red clothes and gold collar, a strange hat on his head, and he is wearing a crooked look. With these messy leather boots, he is a charlatan! He is still a minor!
By the way, there was actually a blue feather on the hat. The charlatan is a charlatan. Do you think I can’t recognize you if I put it in a feather? Governor Zhang calmed down and wanted to scold him, but he was shocked to find that General Zhang beside him suddenly fell down.
These martial artists are really useless. They always worship a charlatan. At the critical moment, we scholars who have received the teachings of saints have their own righteousness. What is the terrible thing about ghosts and gods? Governor Zhang glanced at his companion disdainfully and thought to himself, even if there are ghosts and gods, this charlatan is just a young man. It seems that he is about the same age as the emperor. How many Taoisms can he have?
Uh, huh? It's similar to the emperor? Governor Zhang suddenly looked up and stared at the charlatan, his whole body trembling. Finally, his body tilted and he lay down, and a roar in his heart - this monster is actually the emperor!
"I have been waiting for you for a long time. Don't be polite, please don't be polite." Zhengde was very satisfied with his amazing appearance. Didn't you see it? Before I could shake, the two of them fell down. Isn't this what my elder brother said about being a king and domineering aura? During these days, I have been with my elder brother and have made a lot of progress.
"Your Majesty, are you... going to sacrifice to the gods?" General Zhang lay down quickly and got up quickly. After all, he was not very familiar with Zhengde. In addition, he was not a scholar, so he didn't have so many ravines in his heart, so he was not as shocked as Zhang Nai.
"Huh?" Zhengde was surprised and turned around and said, "Zhang Aiqing, have you forgotten? Today I am going to get back to the capital and go on a military parade in Xuanfu?"
Zhang Jun was also dizzy. He had been doing this for a long time. This was the emperor's dress for the military parade. It was quite conspicuous and could be seen clearly if it was far away. But... Isn't this a military parade today? Your Majesty, you dress like this, who is reading whom?
Seeing General Zhang dazed in a daze, Zhengde patted General Zhang on the shoulder again and said in a very understanding tone: "Zhang Aiqing, it was because I was negligent. I forgot that you are old and it is also necessary to have a bad memory. By the way, Zhang Aiqing is older, so help him up quickly. Zhang Aiqing is too old and can't get up after kneeling down."
He patted his forehead and suddenly realized, "Let's do this, I'll give up Zhang Aiqing's gift in the future. Well, my elder brother said that we should respect the elderly and love the young, and that the courtiers who are too old in the court will be exempted from all the courtiers."
One governor and the other general. Both of them were surnamed Zhang. Zhengde called her Aiqing. Others sounded very confused, but Zhang Jun understood. He looked down and saw that it was not. Governor Zhang was still lying on the ground, his body was still trembling, like a patient with wind evil entering his body. He didn't have to think too much and quickly leaned over to help Governor Zhang up.
"Your Majesty..." Governor Zhang was indeed hit by Feng Xie. He was so angry that he seemed to be out of control when he saw that he was about to lose his life.
Zhengde nodded repeatedly, held Governor Zhang's hand and said, "Well, yes, Aiqing Zhang, I know everything you want to say, you can go with peace of mind."
Governor Zhang was stunned and his voice was a little higher, "Your Majesty, do you know? What do you know?"
"Oh?" Zhengde thought for a while and said, "It's just that I am a common man who is a common man and a villain... Isn't you tell me this before your death?"
Governor Zhang almost came up in one breath, and his energy came up. He broke free from General Zhang's support, rushed to Zhengde, hugged Zhengde's thigh and cried.
"Your Majesty, I am thinking about Your Majesty. You are the Lord of the World, the example of all people in the world. You dress like this today, how can you still have the decentness of the Tian family? What do you think about the people? You..." Governor Zhang cried so sadly that shocked the world and the ghosts and gods, and his nose and tears were all over.
"I want to be the example of all the people in the world. Think about it, if all the people in the world are dressed like me, then all the Ming Dynasty will be colorful. How beautiful and loving this world should be." Zhengde showed Governor Zhang a beautiful picture in a tone of regret, which contained the beautiful longings of the young.
"Um..." Today is destined to be a day when Governor Zhang is in trouble. He just felt breathless. After hearing Zhengde's words, he almost choked to death. Even with his knowledge, he was speechless to this strange emperor for a moment, just holding Zhengde's legs and continuing to cry.
"Stop crying, what are you crying on this happy day?" Zhengde comforted Old Man Zhang softly. A young man dressed in fancy clothes comforted an old man crying loudly. This strange scene surprised everyone who saw it.
"I said Brother Chen, what's going on?" The two who were waiting to see the emperor were stunned. It was not that they had poor psychological quality, but that the scene was too strange.
The Governor is a senior official of the dynasty. I heard that he is always very majestic. Even the heads of the Governor's yamen are extremely awe of this Lord. But now, the Governor actually cried with a charlatan's legs, and the charlatan is still comforting him.
Who is that charlatan? Could it be the great immortal brought by the emperor from the capital? His magic power is so powerful that he can be reborn as a child. Otherwise, how could the governor cry after saying a few words to him?
As for the young man being the emperor, the idea was extinguished by the two of them as soon as he appeared. The emperor was wearing a bright yellow dragon robe and walked steadily... No, the emperor did not walk, and people usually carry it, how could it look like...
Chen Heimao shook his head and said to his companion: "It must be a great immortal from the capital. I think he was stating his life for the governor, probably for the life of the day. Well, that's right, it seems that the governor is about to end his life. So, he begged the immortal to prolong his life, otherwise why would he cry so sadly?"
"Brother Chen, you are really smart. It's right for me to come out with you today. Not only will I see the emperor first, but I will also see the great immortals. The great immortals coming from the capital are different. By the way, Brother Chen, should we go up and ask for a divination later?"
"Idiot, haven't you seen General Zhang queuing up? When will it be our turn? Don't be foolish?" Chen Heimao gave his companion a thrill and said angrily.
The emperor has come out, and of course the Jinyiwei will not let people get close. Those who watch the fun like Chen Heimao are standing in the distance in scattered stars. Zhengde naturally would not notice them. Looking at Zhang Nai who was crying, Zhengde was a little worried.
"I said Zhang Aiqing, don't cry. If you have something to do, get up first and say it slowly... Ah, no, Zhang Aiqing, please help me pull him away quickly. I'm new in clothes, so I can't wipe his nose and tears. I haven't been willing to wear it for two days. Hurry, hurry up." Zhengde suddenly screamed in panic.
What's this? General Zhang came up with a tough bullet. Although it was not reliable, what the emperor said was an imperial edict. It would be impossible not to give it. With his help, he finally pulled Zhang Nai away. General Zhang supported the governor and comforted him.
Zhengde frowned and cried, muttering, "My new clothes are dirty, no, I can't wear dirty clothes to parade, so I'd better go to the No. 2 plan..."
When Governor Zhang heard this, he stopped crying, and General Zhang stopped persuading him. Both of them looked dull. Oh my God, there is a plan No. 2! This plan is already very difficult. If you change to a person with a number two, you will not be able to kill anyone. Who did this bad thing? One set on the left and the other set on the right. The person who makes clothes for the emperor is really harmful.
Well, no matter who checks the problem, start the military parade quickly and then send this master back to the Forbidden City! I heard that the big guys in the court have good psychological qualities and will definitely be able to withstand this master's troubles.
Chapter completed!