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Chapter 201 Fortune Telling with Life 【Seeking Monthly Pass】(1/2)

“Ahhhh…”

The short and fat man struggled desperately with his limbs, and a duck-like cry came from his throat.

"Who the hell are you?" Wang Stry's anger was sent to the short and fat Taoist priest, and the short and fat man roared loudly in his throat.

“Ahhh…”

"Do you say it or not? Say it!" Wang Stun used force fiercely.

“Ahhhh…”

"If you don't say it, will you? I'll strangle you to death!"

"Ah..." The short fat man rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth.

"Damn, it's so disgusting." Wang St realized that the other party could not speak at all, and the strength in his hand was loosened a little.

"I am a Taoist priest of Maoshan!" The short and fat man breathed a sigh of relief and begged for mercy.

"I know you are a Taoist priest of Maoshan, but you almost caused me to be killed by the white-haired girl." Wang Fan said viciously.

"I can count on you to subdue that female ghost, but how could I know..." The short and fat man struggled to defend himself with his limbs.

"Hehe, you're still thinking that I'll kill you when I meet you." Wang Mama smiled.

"Ah... that's my nonsense." The short fat man was so scared that he blushed and struggled more and more, but he was pressed down by Wang St and could not move.

"Why don't you conquer the female ghost yourself?" Wang San asked.

"The female ghost was filled with resentment, and the corpse blocked the Yin-Yang Spring. It was extremely fierce and could control the entire villa. I was just a disciple of Maoshan's outer sect, and my magic power was shallow..."

"Grandma, damn Taoist priest, evasive, you were so fucking three of you secretly hid beside you in the middle of the night just to watch the fun?" Wang Mo cursed.

"I..."

"Believe it or not, I will strangle you to death?" Wang String's hands tightened like iron pliers.

"Ahhh... I said I said..." The short and fat Taoist priest screamed like a pig.

"explain!"

"I am just a disciple of Maoshan's outer sect. I have no Taoism. I am just proficient in Yizi numerology. Please go to this haunted house to check Feng Shui and be trapped by a female ghost. In order to get out of trouble, I used the five-year Shouyang to draw a hexagram and figured out that you will come here to help the female ghost escape..."

"The question is, what are the benefits of you?" Wang Fan snorted coldly, but he felt relieved. This short and fat Taoist priest was a half-baked guy. It was not that he imagined his magic power, but that he used his overdrawn life to exchange for the secrets of heaven, and it was not accurate.

"I...ah...I said I said...the person who asked me to promise that as long as the female ghost was driven away, he would give me a big red envelope..."

"It turns out that he is a greedy Taoist priest!" Wang Fan snorted coldly.

"I'm using my life to excuse me." The short and fat Taoist priest said with a sad face.

"The problem is, you're not sure at all, and you almost killed me!" Wang Fan was furious.

"Brother, how can I blame me for this! Even if I don't count it, you will come here. What should happen will still happen. It is destined to... "

"Hehe, yes, you are destined to be killed by me."

"Ah... I'm lying to that female ghost, please spare my life!" The short fat man was so scared that he shivered. There was a large area wet inside his crotch, and his face was full of horror.

"You really figured out that I would kill you?" Wang Fan was stunned when he saw the short and fat Taoist priest's fearful eyes.

"I...I..."

"You are also pitiful. You are not good at learning skills and make mistakes again and again. You are such a coward, I am too lazy to kill you!" Seeing that the short and fat Taoist priest was so afraid of death, Wang Modun felt unhappy, let go of the Taoist priest and stood up, patted the dust on his body.

"Yes, it's because I'm not good at learning skills, it's because I'm not good at learning skills." The short and fat Taoist priest was moved to tears when he saw Wang Mo let him go.

"What should I do with these corpses?" Wang San asked.

"We're leaving, we can't care much." The short and fat Taoist priest glanced at the corpses on the ground and fought a cold war.

"We're all over the place, maybe there's hair or something. If you don't want to be wanted in the next life, it's best to find a way to deal with it."

"Ah... this... or bury the body... no, there is a yin and yang spring here. If the corpse turns into a bar, it will be amazing... Just burn it with fire!"

"Do you think this place can burn?" Wang Stupid looked at the short and fat Taoist priest with an idiot expression.

"..." The short and fat Taoist priest glanced at the empty villa and was speechless.

"Grandma, I'm a wanted criminal anyway, so it doesn't matter. If you become a wanted criminal, don't blame me for not reminding you."

"I think... I think... I think... I have it, there is a fire of hell in the Yin-Yang Spring. Otherwise, I will burn the villa with the fire of hell... But..." The short and fat Taoist priest stopped talking.

"What's the matter?"

"My mana is shallow and cannot ignite the fire of hell unless..."

"Unless it's like?"

"I want...I want...Shouyang..."

"You are a waste of food when you live. Besides, you should have died at my hands. Your life is still alive, and it is a waste of money. Spending some Shouyang is considered a yarn." Wang Dao scolded.

"I'll make money and take you five years to Shouyang. This time it caused the fire of hell, and it took another five years... Woo woo..."

"Depending on your appearance, you are only in your thirties. It should be fine to live to be seventy years old. Even if it takes ten years, you can still live to live to be thirty years. What are you anxious about?"

"……All right."

The short and fat Taoist priest gritted his teeth, walked to the pit where the corpse was buried, took out some powder from his body, drew some mysterious symbols on the ground, and muttered something in his mouth.

"I would like to invite the three heavenly masters of the Three Pure Lands, the Grand Historian Laojun, Zhang Zhao Erlang, the Master of Yue Wang, the Master of the King Li Gong, the Old Man of Dongshan, the Little Sister of Nanshan, the Guanyin of Nanhai, Fuxi Shennong, the Emperor Xuanyuan, the Emperor Thunder God, the Holy King of Pangu, the Saint of Earth Mother Yuanjun, the Jade Emperor, the Qilang of Hengshan, Luoshan Jiulang, the Three Heavens Kaihuang, the Earth Earth, the Land of the Gods and Kings of Shenxiao, the Marshal Zhao of Dragon and Tiger Xuantan, the True Lord of the Three Mao, the Five Stars and Twenty-Eight Constellations, the Gods and Immortals hold talismans and magic, and the Taoist priests are willing to save sentient beings, cure diseases and resurrect, subdue demons and eliminate evil, and avoid evil, and hope that Kuigang protects the body with a distinctive power, thousands of calls thousands of responses, thousands of calls thousands of calls thousands of spirits, not your own spirit..."

"The Taoist priest..." Wang Fan was so impressed that he heard the Taoist chanting his name and couldn't help but laugh.

"Oh, don't disturb me!" The short and fat Taoist priest was interrupted by Wang Mo and said in a furious manner.

"What's the matter?"

"I don't have enough magic power. If I don't concentrate, I can't cast spells." The short and fat Taoist priest looked depressed.

"Okay, I won't interfere with you, you can start over." Wang Strange grinned.

This time, the short and fat Taoist priest did not directly recite the Qidu text, but took out a small cloth bag from his body and carefully took out the incense wax bowls and chopsticks from it.

"Damn, this is OK!" Wang St looked surprised at the incense candle that was not much larger than his finger and the size of a toothpick.

"Hehe... it's not convenient to carry, everything is simple, there are many ancestors, and you won't be surprised." The short and fat Taoist priest smiled.

"Well, I won't disturb you." Wang Stick left with a look of defeat.

The short fat man nodded, and his expression became serious. He set up an oak in the east to light three sandalwood sticks into a rice bowl, then knelt on the ground, burned three pieces of yellow paper, kowtowed three times, and used his right middle finger to mark the word "Ten" on the ground, pressed his calf on the word "Ten", and pressed his right leg on the left leg, that is, he used a single plate style, sat on the ground, burned a spirit talisman, then closed his eyes slightly, his body was straight, his head was hanging, his nose was hanging nine times, and then his hands were placed in a ball-shaped shape.

"...Sanmao Zhenjun, five stars and twenty-eight constellations, the gods and immortals hold talismans and magic, and the Taoist priests are willing to save sentient beings from suffering, cure diseases and resurrection, subdue demons and eliminate evil, and avoid evil, and hope that Kuigang can protect the body with great power, thousands of calls for thousands of responses, thousands of calls for thousands of spirits, not self-spirits...Puff!"

The short and fat Taoist priest suddenly bit his tongue and squirted blood on the rice.

A burst of rapid and complicated spells spit out from the mouth of the short and fat Taoist priest.

With a "boom!", a blue flame suddenly rose from the deep pit.

The flames spread silently, spreading little by little, and a dead body at the edge of the pit touched the flames and immediately turned into ashes...

"This is the fire of hell!" Looking at the corpse that turned into ashes, Wang Mo felt scared.

"Go away!"

The short and fat Taoist priest saw the blue flame spreading in the air, and his originally clumsy obese body suddenly became flexible. He swept the equipment on the ground into his bag and rushed out in a flash.

"Damn!"

When Wang Mo saw the short and fat Taoist priest running away, he hurriedly followed him out.

The two of them ran out of the villa courtyard, rushed out of the iron gate, and looked at the dark and dilapidated villa from afar.

The blue flames did not require medium at all. They spread out in just a few breaths, and the entire villa was flooded with the sea of ​​fire.

This is an extremely strange burn, silent.

The blue flames just ignited little by little, and did not sway. The sea breeze could not shake it, and it was filled with a mysterious and terrifying aura.

What is incredible is that the villa, burned by the blue flames, turned into powder and collapsed.

The scene in front of Wang Mo will never forget it for life.

The huge villa completely turned into ashes, leaving no residue left, and even when it collapsed, there was no sound.

Everything was going on silently. The villa that was originally towering in the dark had been razed to the ground, and the terrifying fire of hell began to slowly extinguish.

In the distance, there was a siren of the 119 fire alarm. It was obvious that people from nearby called the police.

"Let's go, nothing will be left here." The short and fat Taoist priest shook his head, sighed, and walked towards the beach by the sea.

"Will the fire of Luo Shizi's hell be extinguished?" Wang Fan was a little worried.

"That's not the flame of this world. I just want him to burn, but there is no magic power to maintain it." The short and fat Taoist priest smiled bitterly.

"It's OK to extinguish it, it's OK to extinguish it." Wang Fan was still scared, it was a flame that could burn everything.

"Now, we should worry about the white-haired girl." The short and fat Taoist priest looked at the boundless sea with a melancholy expression on his face.

"What's there to worry about?" Wang Stupid said disapprovingly.

"You don't know the harm of Ba. If you knew, you wouldn't say that." The short and fat Taoist priest sighed.
To be continued...
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