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Chapter 61 Really Sao

"Hehehe, don't be polite, eat quickly..."

Xia Da was unaware of it, sitting in front of the dining table, holding his chin with both hands, his big eyes flashed, and he looked at Su Yi with anticipation.

"Let's... let's take a look...the next dish...dream..."

After trying it with chopsticks several times, Su Yi still couldn't defeat himself and could not speak out at all.

This feeling is like a shit-smelling chocolate and a chocolate-smelling shit. No matter which one you eat, it is an extremely difficult choice.

"Okay, then let's look at the next dish..."

Xia Da nodded, looked innocent, and then opened the second dish with great anticipation.

"Ha, this dish was newly invented by me, and the name is also very unique. I named it - 'Coquettish Boy'!"

Xia Da was so proud of this new dish she invented.

But Su Yi only took a look and his face was covered in darkness.

Because he discovered that the so-called "cool boy" is actually a hodgepodge.

In this dish, except for a squid head, Quan Qi believes that it is the "teenager" in Xia Da's mouth, the rest of the rest is all "cool"!

Because the whole pot is filled with various boiled water, including pig intestine, pig small intestine, pig belly, pig lungs, pig urine bubbles, heart, liver, spleen and kidneys, including the upper and lower digestive systems, and even the external reproductive systems.

Such a big pot of stewed together, let alone "cool", it is so "cool".

If it hadn't been for a look, Su Yi would have subconsciously thought that this dish had prostatitis!

Because, it's so "sexy"!

"Brother Su Yi, eat, don't be polite..."

Seeing Su Yi's face fluttering, Xia Da reminded him with a particularly considerate look.

Do you think I'm because I'm polite?

Su Yi murmured in his heart, thinking that even Tushan Yazi was cleaning in the bathroom, this nine-tailed fox that had been for thousands of years might not be so sexy, right?

"Well, let's look at the next dish..."

Su Yi wiped the sweat beads on his forehead and felt instinctively afraid of the next dishes.

"Okay..."

Xia Da replied sweetly, then smiled and opened another dish.

"This is also my latest dish. The dish is called "Cuckold forgot it's it'!

This is a very suitable dish. It is said no to the current cuckold behavior. It is the most suitable for boys to eat..."

Xia Da explained to Su Yi while lifting the dishes.

Su Yi looked closely and found that as Xia Da said, this dish was really green, just like the one that was green and green that would not deserve the life!

It turned out that in this dish, I used green leeks, green chili peppers, green scallions and green garlic sprouts. Even the fried soup was green.

"Okay, although this dish is green in color, it can at least be eaten..."

Su Yi sighed and thought to himself that if you want to live a good life, you have to bring some green in the dish, or just eat this one.

"Yeah, you can taste it, try it, drive away the cuckold, and taste a dish that is not a fighter!"

Xia Da held his chin and kept encouraging Su Yi to taste it.

Looking at Xia Da's earnest gaze, Su Yi finally plucked up the courage, picked up the chopsticks and picked them up.

"puff--"

But the next second, Su Yi almost vomited blood.

It turns out that Xia Da’s dish is actually weirdly sweet and spicy, and it’s so sweet, so spicy and spicy!

"What's wrong? Have you choked? Have you taken a sip of soup..."

Seeing Su Yi's uncomfortable look, Xia Da quickly brought the soup over and served Su Yi a bowl.

Su Yi was going to drink it, but when he took the soup bowl, he was shocked.

It turned out that there were two lively eyeballs in that bowl of soup!

"Drink it, this is my newly invented sheep eye soup. Sheep eye, which is homophonic to be beautiful. After drinking it, it has the effects of skin care and whitening..."

Xia Da didn't think the soup was a bit scary at all. Fortunately, I just said it was sheep's eyes, otherwise Su Yi would have thought it was Xia Da who killed someone!

"Brother Su Yi, eat quickly. Didn't you be quite hungry just now..."

Xia Da held his chin with a look of eager expectation, but he didn't move his chopsticks at all.

"Xia Da, you eat too, don't just look at it..."

Su Yi tried hard to squeeze out a smile, and at the same time handed Xia Da a pair of chopsticks.

"No, no, no, I'm losing weight, I usually don't eat dinner. Brother Su Yi doesn't have to worry about me, you eat it quickly..."

Xia Da looked expectant, but Su Yi was full of black lines and thought to himself that you are not looking forward to me for dinner, you are looking forward to me to die!

It was not until this moment that Su Yi suddenly realized why Nangong Yan trotted all the way when he heard that Xia Da was going to cook in person.

It must be Xia Da's cousin. She was already urged by Xia Da before and knew that Xia Da liked to tinker with dark food.

Damn, I should have run with her at that time!

Su Yi cursed inwardly, saying that Nangong Yan was really unreasonable. When he encountered such a thing, he just focused on running away and didn't even tell him.

Just now, Su Yi was thinking secretly whether to let Xia Da be his girlfriend after this meal.

But now, Su Yi has long since thrown this idea out of the sky.

Su Yi even felt that when it was almost time for dinner, he must stay away from this woman!

"Brother Su Yi, eat it quickly. If you don't eat it, it will be cold..."

Xia Da continued to urge him patiently, but in Su Yi's opinion, this was not a urge to eat, but a death!

"Uh, Xia Da, I suddenly remembered that Tushan Yazi hadn't eaten yet..."

Su Yi put down his chopsticks and put on a compassionate expression. In order to save himself, he started a movie-level performance.

"Although she is a monster and a maid I collect to clean the house, it's quite hard to clean it.

Moreover, even against monsters, we must have compassion and compassion, not be prejudiced against them, not discriminate against or abuse them..."

Su Yi's words were sincere, and tears flashed in the corners of his eyes, which deeply touched Xia Da.

"Wuwu, Brother Su Yi, you said so well... I didn't expect that you are so loving and compassionate, and are as warm as your friends as you are to your own friends...Wuwuwu, I must learn from you in the future..."

Xia Da was so moved that he felt a little taller about Su Yi's glorious and majestic image.

"Since that's the case, let's call Tushan Yazi to have dinner together, okay?"

"Um!"

Xia Da nodded hard, feeling that he could not abuse the monster.

"Ya Zi, stop cleaning the toilet, wash your hands and come over to have a meal, delicious meal..."
Chapter completed!
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