"thump!"

Seeing this scene, the bald man knelt down directly. The visual impact just now was too strong, so strong that he had no friends.

In this world, Bald Head has never seen anyone who can crush the cement floor with one foot, not even Master Ma.

"Hero, please spare the little one, the little one has no eyes to recognize Mount Tai..."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"It's really our first robbery, woooo..."

Several gangsters knelt on the ground, crying and speaking incoherently, and they had already kowtowed and begged for mercy.

They didn't expect that they encountered such a evil star in the first robbery!

The girl hiding in the corner next to her was also shocked now and stood there in a daze, forgetting to escape.

Finally, Su Yi took the cigarette in his mouth and walked over to tell her, saying that you are not leaving yet, are you going to stay here to watch the show?

The girl was originally grateful to Su Yi, but after hearing what he said, she immediately glanced at Su Yi with great resentment, just like swallowing a fly.

Two seconds later, the girl cursed in her heart "Straight Man" and then trotted all the way under the night and disappeared on the other side of the street light.

Because the surroundings were very dark, Su Yi didn't even see what the girl looked like. He just felt that when the girl walked under the street light, her back seemed a bit beautiful and inconsistent.

However, generally speaking, there are hundreds of thousands of miles between this beautiful girl and Su Yi.

Because Su Yi is not only poor, but also has a fatal "straight male cancer"!

For example, if a girl goes out to play with a boy and passes by a hotel, the girl proposes to open a room and take a rest.

At this time, different types of boys reacted very differently.

Literary boy: I really want to use me for three lives and three lives to exchange for your smile like a flower. On the mandarin duck pillow, you must be beautiful and pure and flawless...

A master boy in love: If you want to taste your lip gloss, it must be very delicious, better than the bright lavender in July of Provence!

Brain-dead boy: Take off your pants quickly, I can’t wait!

Normal straight men: I'm not tired at all. Come up and I'll carry you on my back. I can still run twenty miles without breathing, really!

However, as a "stainless steel-level straight man", Su Yi and their reactions are definitely very different.

Su Yi: I really misread you. Do girls know that if they have to respect and love themselves, they must resist temptation?

I tell you that this society is full of wealth and wealth. If you can't stick to your bottom line, you will completely sink...

Then what, the great philosopher Montevrasky once told us...

Hey hey, don’t leave, I haven’t finished speaking yet, sit down and I will educate you well... (10,000 words are omitted here)

It is precisely because of this that Su Yi's strange straight male cancer makes him very unpopular in the class, and his relationship with girls is basically zero!

Nonsense, which girl is willing to be with such a weird straight man!

However, Su Yi didn't care at all, because there was no need for women in the straight man's world!

For example, just now, after he saved the beauty, if he took the opportunity to ask the girl for a phone call, the girl would definitely be happy.

However, Su Yi was reluctant to drive her away quickly, because there were more important things to do in Su Yi's little calculation!

However, Su Yi was just a little slow to react to men and women, and was not really stupid.

In other aspects, he is simply a human spirit!

After watching the girl walk away, Su Yi finally turned his head, showed an evil smile, and walked towards the bald and the others.

Seeing the evil aura at the corner of Su Yi's mouth, the bald man made a cold war and thought to himself that he was finished. Could it be that he had encountered a pervert?

I heard that there are perverts in this area recently who like to hijack single men in the middle of the night and then force some very bad things to happen...

Thinking of this, the bald man felt chills in his heart, and his anus tightened.

The next second, Su Yi walked over, grabbed the bald neck and said viciously to him:

"Hahahaha... hand over all your valuable things to me!"

"Okay, okay, I'll take off my pants now..."

The bald head was confused and thought to himself that he was finished. It seemed that his later years would be out of order. But he suddenly reacted in the next second:

Hey, this guy is like himself...

Only rob money, not rob sex?

Damn, I'm the robber, okay? Is there any truth in your robber like this?

"Stop talking nonsense, take off your pants, get the money!"

Su Yi slapped in the face, and there were many red handprints on his bald face, and his teeth were almost knocked off.

"Okay, okay, I'll give it...I'll give it..."

The bald man was almost crying, and quickly took out all his valuable things and handed them over to Su Yi.

Su Yi took a look and found that in the wallets of several gangsters, there were only a few hundred yuan, which was not enough for him to pay the rent.

The only valuable thing is the gold ring worn by the bald man and the big gold chain in his neck. In addition, the robber is as poor as him.

The red hair was so happy that he planned to contribute his big gold teeth, but Su Yi was disgusted.

"Damn it, I'm so poor, I'm so embarrassed to be a robber, do you want to have a good face!"

Su Yi complained, and then with a "boom", a larger deep pit appeared on the spot. Under the smoke and dust, Su Yi had long disappeared!

Hongmao looked at the dusty scene in front of her and said for a long time:

"Boss, why don't we call the police?"

The bald man took out the phone tremblingly:

"What... the police station? We want to report the case... Yes, we are robbers, we were robbed by robbers..."

"I'm really not a harassing call, I'm a robber..."

"Wuwuwu, please believe me!"

“…”

Just as the bald man cried and reported the case, Su Yi was already lying comfortably on the bed, entering the entire universe live broadcast system, planning to change to some red diamonds.

These robbers are really a timely help. Su Yi wants to give them a banner.

According to Su Yi's idea, gold is one of the best precious metals on the earth, and it should be able to be exchanged for some red diamonds.

"Drip - pure copper gold-plated chain, with infinite value close to 0..."

What?

When Su Yi heard the sound of the system, he was stunned. Damn this robber is too poor, even the gold chain is fake!

"Drip - 2.1 grams gold ring, worth 0.000000001 red diamonds!"
Chapter completed!