Chapter 52 Self-hanging southeast branch
Just when the old Taoist was extremely envious and shocked, Su Yi had already withdrawn from the live broadcast room.
According to the instructions in the exercises, he began a long process of taking drugs.
Since there are too many more than 30,000 golden elixirs, Su Yi can't eat them one by one. After all, he is not those food anchors and does not have a super powerful stomach and digestive system.
According to the instructions in "The Eight Desolates of Stars", Su Yi first took out a rice cooker, and then poured a full pot of Divine Emperor Golden Pill just like pouring rice, plugged in the rice cooker, poured water, and turned on the cooking mode.
Fifteen minutes later, Su Yi turned on the rice cooker and found that the Divine Emperor Golden Pill had melted into a very small piece, which looked like rice.
"It's so smelly, damn-"
The moment he opened the rice cooker, Su Yi almost fainted from the smell. He subconsciously thought that someone's septic tank had exploded.
He never expected that the Divine Emperor Golden Pill would be so smelly after refining and purifying it.
That old man in jade pot, wouldn’t he add any seasonings to me?
If it had not been certified by the system and was definitely the authentic Divine Emperor Golden Pill, Su Yi would have doubted whether the Yuhu Zhenren had kneaded tens of thousands of shit for him.
"Forget it, in order to become the strongest golden elixir master in the world, let's bear it..."
Su Yi endured the stench and dug a spoon in the pot with a spoon. It was so dark that it made people look like they wanted to vomit.
However, this Divine Emperor Golden Pill is similar to stinky tofu. Although it smells smelly, it is cool and silky after entering the mouth, and it has a taste of Dove chocolate.
"Yeah, it's quite delicious..."
The more Su Yi ate, the more delicious he felt. In a short while, he ate the black paste in the rice cooker completely.
Well, I only ate one tenth now, and it seems that it will take a long time to finish it.
Su Yi wiped his mouth and continued to pour a full pot of Divine Emperor Golden Pill, then added water to cook.
Su Yi cooked more than 30,000 golden elixirs for ten pots, and the whole building was filled with a smell of smell everywhere.
Even the landlord's wife who was sleeping with someone early on weekdays was awakened now. She was wearing silk pajamas and searching in the building like crazy to see whose shit was broken.
I kept finding Su Yi's room, and from the crack of the door below, a foul smell came from the crack of the door below, and the landlord's wife really found the real owner.
"Su Yi, you bastard, get out for me. Have you the fucking cooking shit in there? Vomit-"
The landlord's wife cursed, and only half of the scolding was gone, and she couldn't help but retching and almost vomited out the food she had last year.
In the room, Su Yi had just finished his last bite of the Divine Emperor Golden Pill, and before he could wipe his mouth, he was shocked by the landlord's wife's roar.
"What's wrong, landlord's wife?"
Su Yi opened the door and saw the landlord's wife wearing a silk suspender, exposing her big white legs, holding her chest and cursing.
Although she has not paid the rent in cash, Su Yi has never been afraid of the landlord’s wife since she has the gold, and she is no longer afraid of being thousands of miles away from Jiangling.
"ah--"
Unexpectedly, after seeing Su Yi, the landlord's wife was like a ghost, screaming directly, and then squatting on the ground and retching constantly.
"You... are you really hungry to eat shit?"
The landlord's wife looked at the other side while retching, and pointed at Su Yi's mouth.
Once upon a time, she had fantasized that if this college student really had no money to pay the rent, he would just let it go.
But unexpectedly, this child was so ambitious that he would rather eat shit when he was hungry than succumb to his beauty.
"Damn it, eat your sister, is this chocolate good?"
Seeing the landlord's wife's disgusting look, Su Yi almost got furious.
If I hit a pill, you can actually make it into a waste. If this is rumored, will I still be able to get involved?
"Cao, you kid actually has money to eat chocolate. You still have the confidence to owe my rent to you. Are you shameless?
If you don’t hand over the rent today, I will stay in your room and stop leaving..."
It looked a bit like chocolate, and after Su Yi finished eating it, the stench dissipated quickly and it was no longer smelly in a blink of an eye.
The landlord's wife realized that her eyes were blurred the next second, and she forced herself into the house from Su Yi, and she was about to sit on the bed as she said that.
"Little brother, you are a cultural person when you see that you are a cultural person. My sister just happens to have a few lines of poetry. Can you ask you for advice?"
The landlord's wife had already closed the door, sat on the bed and posed for a pose, looking at Su Yi with a shy look on her face.
On Su Yi's side, after tens of thousands of Divine Emperor Golden Pills were eaten, he felt very hot in his body. It seemed that a stream of undercurrents surged in his body, rushing left and right, and constantly imagined that it would burst out like a mountain torrent.
Because the essence was too fast, Su Yi's body kept trembling, cold sweat dripped down, and his whole body seemed to be on fire.
Now, if you can vent it completely, it might be much better.
Su Yi was thinking this in his heart. He knew that this was a side effect of physical strengthening. If he could find a way to emit this evil fire as soon as possible, there would be no problem.
"Damn it, say it quickly, get out of the way!"
Looking at the landlord's wife who was posing in various positions on the bed, Su Yi was so angry that she wanted to kick the woman out.
It’s really annoying to delay venting your energy!
"Hmph, little brother, so fierce..."
Seeing Su Yi's face flushed and his eyes were straight, the landlord's wife thought there was a chance, so she said slowly:
"Little brother, what's the next sentence you said, 'The flower path is not sweeping by the guest'?"
"Hang the southeast branch by yourself!"
Ka?
The landlord's wife was shocked. She had never seen such a poem before.
"What about the next sentence of 'Silver bottle breaks and water slurry bursts'?"
"Hang the southeast branch by yourself!"
The landlord’s wife didn’t believe in evil and said another poem, but Su Yi still responded to the changes.
"The moonlit night of the Twenty-Four Bridges?"
"Hang the southeast branch by yourself!"
"Stop and sit in Love Maple Forest Night?"
"Hang the southeast branch by yourself!"
"The business girl doesn't know the hatred of the country being destroyed?"
"Hang the southeast branch by yourself!"
"Born a fairy cave?"
"Hang the southeast branch by yourself!"
“…”
"You hang it first, I'll go..."
Su Yi's body was so evil that he needed to vent his anger. After seeing the landlord's wife leaving unintentionally, he finally sighed and jumped out of the window by himself.
"Damn it, I'm silly, what a devil's poem, I almost got into trouble..."
Su Yi muttered, jumped out of the window, and immediately flashed under the viaduct.
"Yuhu Old Master, is there any fire-removing things? I just knocked more than 30,000 golden elixirs, and I feel so uncomfortable now..."
Chapter completed!