Chapter 32 The Temptation of the Banshee
The banshee was caught off guard and was sprayed with a white face, smelling spicy and pungent, and her eyes were almost blinded by spicy.
The chili water of the second-level scientific and technological civilization of the universe is indeed well-deserved.
"The bold female ghost actually wanted to attack me while I opened the door. Fortunately, the old man was resourceful and responded in advance, haha, I didn't expect it!"
Su Yi was arguing and began to conduct a moral judgment on the banshee.
Banshee: "Ahhh???"
I never thought about attacking you, okay, how did you make up for your righteous inference? Hello?
The banshee felt so distressed that she had never thought of attacking Su Yi, after all, she was not professional in this matter.
Most of the time, she absorbed the essence of people in ancient times. She first became a beautiful little lady, used her beauty to hook up with some slutty scholars, and slowly communicated in an easy-to-understand manner, and then ate the man.
But unexpectedly, Su Yi's appearance completely disrupted her routine and made the banshee confused for a moment.
this……
Anyone who took the initiative to attack me?
Don't play by the rules!
The banshee was stunned at that time, and it took a long time to react. She used the demonic energy to evaporate the pepper water on her face, revealing her beautiful face.
At this glance, even Su Yi was stunned.
I didn't expect that there were such beautiful monsters.
Such a beautiful monster can definitely be knocked down with one punch...
"This official, I am traveling late at night, separated from my family and had nowhere to stay. I hope the young master will pity me and let me borrow the treasure land to rest for a while..."
The banshee in blue deliberately straightened her chest, her face flushed, and she said whimperingly.
"Well, okay, I am a kind person. Then what, it's yours at the door. Remember to help me watch some cockroaches and mice, don't let them run into the house, thank you!"
Su Yi said, he was about to close the door, but was stopped by the banshee in blue.
What?
I am such a beautiful monster (no, it's a big beauty), so you put me outside the door?
Moreover, I have to watch the door and catch mice for you...
"This official, I want to go in and ask for a glass of water. Don't worry, he is very weak."
The banshee in blue resisted the urge to eat Su Yi, and deliberately lifted her skirt, revealing her snow-white skin, pretending to be weak.
"So another day!"
Su Yi replied casually and was about to close the door immediately.
But as soon as this said, the banshee in blue had a misunderstanding. She was overjoyed and laughed, and she was about to squeeze in with her chest out.
Tsk tsk tsk tsk, it seems that my charm is still good. I hooked up with this straight man so quickly.
As for men, who are not old-fashioned critics, and which one can stop their own temptation!
"Bang!"
But the next second, a powerful and powerful sound of the door shutter directly smashed the dignity of the banshee in blue.
The banshee originally wanted to enter the door, but was instantly knocked out by the oncoming door panel, and the bridge of the nose was almost broken.
Ka?
What do I fuck...
It was not until this moment that the banshee in blue truly realized that the next day that the straight man in steel just said was really another day!
Damn it, it's such a shame. I have never suffered such humiliation since I became a monster.
The banshee in blue was very angry, really angry.
She immediately swung her arms and rolled up her sleeves. I won’t pretend today and I have to fight you to the end!
"Baby, get out of here!
If you have a habit, open the door for me!"
The banshee in blue rolled up her sleeves, sweared with her waist, and almost scolded her, "You have a kind of stealing man, but you have a kind of opening the door."
"squeak--"
The door opened.
In fact, it was not Su Yi who wanted to open it. It was because the banshee was too imposing. If she didn't open the door, she would be afraid that she would smash the door panel to pieces.
"This female donor, it's not that I intentionally reject you. It's really a shemale demon. It's impossible for us to be two of you. Don't bother you anymore..."
Banshee: "Ha?"
Listening to this, why do you think I am a stinky mistress who is a man who doesn’t sleep?
"How did you find out that I am a monster?"
The banshee in blue was curious. She had already performed so well, but this man still saw through her at a glance. What was wrong?
"Haha, this is a long story. I can talk to you..."
Su Yi was in a state of interest, so he brought a stool over, sat down at the door, crossed his legs, looked up at the banshee, and spoke enthusiastically:
"You have actually done a very good job of disguising just now, but you still betrayed you three points..."
“Which three points?”
"The main thing is the two points above and the one below.
First, it is now the 21st century. Everyone speaks Mandarin. Even when Zhazhahui speaks, he is like the tone of "My friends beat me up and kill me." Where can anyone speak literary ancient sayings?"
The banshee in blue nodded, feeling that this was reasonable.
"Secondly, your outfits are obviously from ancient times, and the headwear is all real antiques. This also shows that you really woke up from ancient times."
Well, the banshee in blue whispered softly, and she felt more and more right.
"Third, in modern society, even if you want to have an appointment with a pao, you will use dating software like Baibai and Honghong. Where can a girl knock on the door in the middle of the night and get close to you?"
The banshee in blue nodded in agreement, "Yes, your analysis is reasonable and well-founded, and he is really meticulous, as if he has the style of a detective, and I am convinced..."
Unexpectedly, as soon as this statement came out, Su Yi directly retorted:
"Damn it, I'm convinced you sister. I just made up everything. It was obviously your fox tail that was exposed accidentally, okay!"
After Su Yi finished speaking, he pointed with his finger. At the butt of the banshee in the blue-clothed banshee, there was a red tail more than a foot long, furry, and it was still subconsciously swinging, like a messy flag breaking in the wind.
What to do? It’s so embarrassing. Should I eat him?
The Banshee was extremely embarrassed at the time and almost died of socialism.
She didn't expect that she forgot to put away the fox's tail just now when she was not careful. Such a low-level mistake was simply impossible in the past.
This also shows that my strength has really deteriorated too much...
Under the irritability of being angry, the banshee in blue gradually showed its fangs and wanted to bite Su Yi's neck.
I won’t eat this straight man today, I will not be a fox!
"Look, UFO!"
Just as the blue-clothed banshee was about to explode, at this critical moment, Su Yi suddenly roared, and then quickly pointed to the position in front of the right.
"Ah? What UFO?"
After all, the banshee in blue woke up from ancient times and was extremely uncomfortable with Su Yi's shameless behavior. At that time, he subconsciously turned his head to look.
Chapter completed!