Chapter 208 Injury
Xia Da learned to clasp her fists in the movie. After all, she also heard that the owner of the Immortal Palace was a Daluo Golden Immortal, the kind who was very powerful and more powerful than the Zi Ling Fairy.
Generally, Xia Da is very good at pretending to be sweet, behave and behave as a young man.
After all, since childhood, when I grew up in a super family like the Xia family, I need to be very eye-catching when facing different bosses every day.
Xia Da is very experienced. Usually, when he meets a powerful elder, he will be very well-behaved and polite, and praise others. As long as he does this, he will usually get valuable gifts.
Although the daughter of the Xia family has whatever she wants and is not uncommon for such small gifts, she can't stand that sense of accomplishment.
Sure enough, just after Xia Da changed his attitude, the statue was also happy and asked:
"Really? Is it true that billions of years have passed, and the legend of me still circulates in the universe?
Do you know what my Taoist name is? Do you know how my Dharma name comes from?
Do you know how much hard work and inheritance of me is in this fairy palace?"
But what Xia Da didn't expect was that he just made a few polite words and directly made the statue have an orgasm.
A series of soul problems made Xia Da's face froze instantly. Unexpectedly, this lustful old man talked a lot...
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Billions of years have passed, but who can still remember an old spoof like you?
Please, don’t be narcissistic, okay? If it weren’t for the temptation of the inheritance of the Immortal Palace, I guess even those who go to your grave to burn paper during the Chinese New Year will not be better!
"Ha...that's of course. Although billions of years have passed, your name has spread throughout the universe..."
Xia Da replied stiffly, feeling that the smile on her face was almost frozen.
"Ah, by the way, I suddenly remembered that in this fairy palace, there seemed to be a zombie leader. He was very powerful. He had millions of zombies under his command. He was talking bad things about you a few days ago..."
Xia Da suddenly changed his mind and directly led the spearhead to the zombie who was constantly breaking through in a deep pit and cave far away billions of miles away.
At this moment, the Zombie Emperor has improved several levels and reached the peak combat power of a level 5 civilization!
As long as it can continue, the Zombie Emperor's combat power will be infinitely close to the ninth-level civilization, which will definitely be an extremely terrifying trouble at that time.
Xia Da's mind power covered the entire Immortal Palace, so he naturally knew the Zombie Emperor. He also made a bad move now, intending to cause trouble to the east.
"Really, there is such a slut!"
When the statue heard it, it was so angry that it was almost blown up, "Things like zombies do not have three souls, seven spirits, six desires, and are not tolerated by heaven and earth, and do not enter the cycle of reincarnation and are not in the five elements. They are the dirtiest and shameful things, and they dare to insult me.
Girl, tell me, how did he insult my husband’s name?”
"Do you really want to say it?"
Xia Da looked innocent and acted reluctantly.
"Well, I must listen carefully!"
"Okay, you always prepare quick-acting heart-saving pills!"
"What kind of baby is that?"
"It is to prevent you from listening to the medicine for bad heart..."
"It's okay!"
"Oh well……"
Xia Da took a deep breath, "He said that you have been dead for billions of years, and you are still making a big man with green hats and green clothes here. If you know, you will burn paper for you, and if you don't know, you won't even give it to you...
He also said that you are shameless and morally corrupt, and you even urinate and defecate everywhere in the fairy palace, which made him step on and eat a dog's shit. If you meet you, you must teach you how to be a human being. Your mother won't know you...
He also said that you were born billions of years ago, and you are unruly and disrespectful to the old man. Don’t you know that a dog is better than you now? If you are still barking here, he will judge you on behalf of the zombie family.
Of course, in the eyes of their zombies, you are just an old man who has long died without a burial place. He bites you and dirty their mouths, and your blood flushes the toilet and feels furious...
He also said…”
"stop--"
As expected, as Xia Da guessed, Xia Da only "reposted" a little bit of content, and the statue could no longer bear it.
I remember that when I was traversing the universe for billions of years, my combat power was at the peak of the entire universe, I never suffered such insults.
That zombie was so sinful that it was unforgivable that it would insult and slander me like this billions of years later.
The statue was so angry that it almost exploded. I didn't realize that what I said just now was actually what Xia Da said casually, and it was also considered that he had experienced his appetite.
The reason why the statue was easily believed was not because Xia Da’s performance was so real, but because there were two reasons.
First, although the statue is a statue of the Daluo Golden Immortal, the real Daluo Golden Immortal has been dead for billions of years. It is estimated that everything in the soul has dissipated between heaven and earth.
In this statue, there is actually only a trace of the mind power of the Daluo Golden Immortal. The so-called mind power does not contain any things like souls or souls. To put it bluntly, it is a dead object and does not have much ability to think.
For example, someone invented a simple phonograph to record the person's voice. After the person dies, the phonograph and the sound are still there.
This statue is actually equivalent to a phonograph that is countless levels higher. Although it still has the ability to talk, it is just a phonograph after all. It does not have three souls and seven spirits, and it does not evolve its own thinking ability like a robot civilization.
In this case, it is expected that the statue without much thinking ability can be easily tricked by Xia Da.
Of course, if the Daluo Golden Immortal comes in person, or at least even a trace of soul is left behind, he will instantly see through Xia Da's scam.
Another reason is that Xia Da’s current mental power is so strong that he has no friends.
Even if she does not rely on her own mental power and only uses her own temperament, she can easily win trust from a person and make others believe her easily. What's more, she is not facing a person now, but just a statue without a soul and much thinking ability.
"Yeah, that zombie is so sinful. How ugly it is to say he scolds you? I just retelled one billionth of a million. If you have nothing to do, I can spend a few years telling you..."
Xia Da looked very serious and acted very ignorant.
"No, no... If you continue listening, I will explode on the spot..."
Chapter completed!