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Yang Cheng's joke quickly became a popular saying among fans, and some even made various jokes.

Charlize Theron's fans specially created a funny album, pointing out that according to the age of a normal woman and the degree of body maintenance, as well as the recovery status after giving birth, they finally concluded that if Charlize Theron really had 11 children as Yang Cheng said, he would have to be at least 45 years old.

In this step-by-step picture album by fans, Charlize Theron's body changes after giving birth to a child. When she finally gives birth to the 11th, she will completely become the fattest woman in the world.

"Please, Caesar, spare our perfect goddess!" Fans begged on Yang Cheng's Weibo.

But soon, Yang Cheng's fans responded, listing the sequelae of excessive sperm loss, and finally came to a conclusion that if Yang Cheng and Charlize Theron really had 11 children, he would become the thinnest man in the world.

"The first man in the world to be crushed by a female superior, our sad Caesar!!"

"Through Caesar's facts, one thing is that neither your wife nor your girlfriend is too beautiful, otherwise your life span will often be shorter!"

"On the upper floor, if you take a dinosaur as your wife, will your lifespan be shorter?"

"I was scared to death by turning over in the middle of the night, hahaha!"

The discussions and jokes of fans on the Internet are more of goodwill. So when the Century Derby arrived, when Real Madrid faced Barcelona at the Bernabeu Stadium, when Charlize Theron appeared in the stands, all Real Madrid fans in the audience gave her the warmest applause and cheers.

I don’t know if it’s the effect of the light or it’s really a pregnancy. Tonight’s Charlize Theron did not wear makeup and appeared without makeup, but it seemed that she saw a layer of bright light covering her face. She became more charming, more temperament and charming than usual, especially through the platform of Century Derby, which appeared in front of fans watching the live broadcast of the game around the world, and was even more popular, which made countless fans fascinated.

As if for comparison, the camera lens kept flowing on Princess Caesar in the stands, from Melissa Trio holding Jan to Natalie Portman and Avril holding Alphon, to Heidi Crum and Sienna Miller, Canalice and Aniston, and Elsa Patach, known as the number one beauty in Spain.

As the camera went around like this, everyone had to be convinced by Yang Cheng's luck. Even the live commentator had to exclaim from the bottom of his heart, "Being a man to his level is really a good job!"

The scenery in the stands is beautiful and elegant. The competitions under the stands are also exciting.

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Barcelona is not ranked high in La Liga this season. Real Madrid, which relies on Yang Cheng, defeated Valencia and Atletico Madrid one after another. This allowed Barcelona to climb to the second place in La Liga, but the points gap between them and Real Madrid has widened to 19 points, which is almost an insurmountable gap.

For this century derby, almost no one thinks that Barcelona has a chance to win at the Bernabeu Stadium, because Real Madrid's advantage this season is really too obvious. Barcelona's overall strength has been damaged after selling Messi, Iniesta and Alves. They may have some advantages when facing teams like Valencia and Atletico Madrid, but facing Real Madrid, they can be said to be all-round weak.

Barcelona coach Biranova also spoke out bluntly before the game, believing that it is very difficult for Barcelona to defeat Real Madrid at the Bernabeu Stadium and is almost impossible to do, so he hopes that Barcelona players can do their best to stop Real Madrid from scoring, but in order to boost morale, he also said that the team is not completely without a chance to win.

Cruyff gave a move before the game, believing that if Barcelona wants to win at the Bernabeu, the most important thing is to first achieve two requirements. The first is to organize the team's defense, and the second is to score goals ahead of Real Madrid.

In fact, these two requirements are undoubtedly very difficult challenges for Barcelona. If Bilanova wants to win, he also hopes to have a chance to beat Real Madrid again, just like in the final of the Copa del Rey last season.

But obviously, he forgot one thing.

In the final of the King's Cup last season, it was not so much that he and Barcelona defeated Real Madrid, but rather that Iniesta and Messi defeated Real Madrid. That King's Cup was more like the last gift Messi and Iniesta left to Barcelona. Since then, they have switched to Real Madrid and served Melinger wholeheartedly.

In this game, Real Madrid's lineup is: goalkeeper Casillas, the defense is Thiago Silva, de La Reid and Ramos, the midfielder is Xavi Alonso, the attacking forward is David Silva, Kaka and Iniesta, and the three forwards are Ronaldo, Aguero and Messi.

Barcelona's lineup also sent all the main players to play. The goalkeeper is Valdes, the defense is Abidal, Pique, Puyol and Adriano, the three midfielders are Busquets, Xavi and Keita, and the Trident is Pedro, Torres and Fabregas.

Bilanova wanted to conduct a round of attack after the opening, but Real Madrid's attack strength was obviously faster and sharper than their opponents.

Although Barcelona took the lead in kicking the ball after the opening, Real Madrid's active pressing forced Barcelona to transfer the ball back to its position, while Real Madrid took this opportunity to push forward and launched a crazy pressing round against Barcelona's penalty area.

Valdes is a goalkeeper who is very strange. He can perform very well when he says he is not good at performing well, but once you want to rest assured about him and think he can become a great man, he will always give you a hard hammer when you are most confident in him, which will make you dizzy and unclear.

In the first few games of this season, due to Barcelona's not solid defense, Valdes' performance is definitely outstanding. Even from the data, he is better than Casillas, because Real Madrid's goalkeeper is limited by the team's strong offensive power and has not been threatened too much. The data is not eye-catching.

But in this game, Valdes received a back pass from Busquets just at the beginning of the game. He obviously judged the incoming goal. He also responded, and without anyone interfering, he was a big kick in the coming ball. He wanted to drive the ball directly to the frontcourt because both Pedro and Torres were preparing.

What is puzzled is that he probably doesn't understand why the ball was kicked in a wrong way?

I saw that his big foot didn't hit the main part and actually kicked the ball to the right side, kicking it to Messi, who was not defending at this time. Even the commentator on the scene shouted in surprise.

"Oh my God, Valdes must have thought that he and Messi were still teammates, so he accurately passed the ball to Messi's feet. But he forgot that he was wearing a red and blue robe, while Messi was wearing a white robe from Real Madrid. The two of them were opponents!"

Messi was also obviously stunned when he got the ball. But then he saw Abidal and Pique pushing towards him at the same time, which made the Argentine react instinctively. He dribbled the ball into the middle and then passed it diagonally to Kaka who was pulling into the gap. When the latter got the ball, he was about to turn around, but Puyol poked the ball out of the penalty area.

The ball fell to David Silva's feet. As soon as Espanyol got the ball, he took the opportunity to shoot a curved shot at the front of the penalty area. However, the shot with a very tricky corner orientation was saved by Valdes as if he had a help from him.

The ball fell to the left, and Ronaldo suppressed Adriano with his body when he got the ball. With a fake move, he shook the Brazilian defender and passed the ball horizontally through the gap between Valdes and Puyol who stood up again, and passed it to Messi's direction of progress. The Argentine pushed the ball gently towards the coming ball.

I saw the football rolling on the grass touching Messi's foot, bounced up from the ground, quickly crossing Valdes' save arm, and drilling into the goal behind him, 1:0!

"goallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!" The commentator shouted loudly.

All Real Madrid fans in the stands of the Bernabeu Stadium rushed out of their seats at the first time and shouted at the players who scored goals on the field, congratulating them on their first goal in the game not long after the opening.

"Just 21 seconds into the opening game, Real Madrid scored two consecutive shots in Barcelona's penalty area and scored a goal. This is also the first time Messi broke Barcelona's goal in the official La Liga after he switched to Real Madrid!"

"After scoring the goal, Messi did not celebrate as excitedly as his teammates. He looked a little silent and did not laugh out loud like he usually scored goals. It seems that he is using this method to express his feelings for Barcelona. Although he turned to Real Madrid and turned to his mortal enemy, it is more about paying off his debts to Barcelona!"

Real Madrid fans shouted Messi's name in the stands and kept shouting "Messi! Messi!" to show their love for the former Barcelona superstar, because he is now wearing Real Madrid jerseys, a player of Real Madrid, and helped Real Madrid break through Barcelona's goal.

"Bilanova has obviously been seen through in tactics by Yang Cheng. With Real Madrid's strong combat power, Yang Cheng seemed more calm in planning. After the game, he dared to push forward and caught Barcelona off guard."

"Valdes, who performed steadily this season, made an unforgivable mistake. He actually passed the ball to Messi who was unguarded while clearing. This is not equivalent to sending the near-shot offensive opportunity to Real Madrid in vain? Such a low-level mistake would actually appear in such a game, which is indeed incredible."

"If Real Madrid finally beat Barcelona with this goal, then the culprit that caused Barcelona to lose is definitely not someone else, but Valdes. It was his low-level mistake that caused Real Madrid's goal. He is more like a spy inserted by Real Madrid in Barcelona!"

But it is obvious that Real Madrid is not just satisfied with a 1:0 lead.

Cruyff was right in his pre-match analysis. When facing Real Madrid, the most important thing is that you must have enough confidence and confidence.

In the game against Real Madrid, many head coaches will feel headaches about their tactics. Whether the defense line should be ahead or shrink is a very big problem and a difficult problem to make a decision.

Going forward is actually equivalent to actively looking for opportunities and launching an offense against Real Madrid, exposing Real Madrid's weaknesses in defense, but in this way, Real Madrid will also get enough room behind you, creating threats, or even scoring goals.

To get back, it is to shrink. It is equivalent to sacrificing the team's offensive power to ensure the team's defense is stable. Although this cannot ensure that the team's defense is not broken by Real Madrid, it is the most effective way to curb Real Madrid's offense. If the team's execution is strong enough and the tactics are targeted, it is not without a chance to compete with Real Madrid.

Whether it is front or back, there are pros and cons, which is the same as the situation in Real Madrid.

Yang Cheng dared to push the defense line to the opponent's half-court, even in front of the 32-meter area, which clearly means choosing to attack and completely suppress the opponent. His risk is the blockbuster counterattack gap behind him. However, he can rely on Real Madrid's own strong strength to insist on putting himself first, allowing his opponent to enter his own rhythm and pace, and be forced to choose to accommodate Real Madrid.

Theoretically, Cruyff's tactics to push forward are indeed an effective way to defeat Real Madrid. If Barcelona runs well or the player's ability improves, they will definitely be able to do this, but the problem is that Real Madrid's offense is too strong.

There are only one team that can truly be self-oriented and take the initiative in the two teams, and the other team can always choose to be passive and accommodating. To a certain extent, this is also caused by the strength of the team.

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Biranova's arrangement before the game was to first push out and attack, and then slowly fight Real Madrid, but now he concedes the goal in just 21 seconds of the game, which completely disrupted his arrangement and ideas, and also brought him the latest problem. Continue to attack? Or retract?

On-site command is not better than Ranova's strength. He is more familiar with and understand the tactical system that is inherited from Barcelona. If he is asked to change and adjust according to the situation on the field, the gap between him and tactical masters like Yang Cheng and Mourinho is really not a little bit.

Biranova chose to retract this time, first ensuring the stability of the team, then slowly looking for opportunities, or pressing out to counterattack in the second half.

"I don't believe that Real Madrid can attack for 90 minutes!"

This is not just Bilanova's thoughts, but I believe it should also be the thoughts of countless head coaches who play against Real Madrid, but in the end, they all ended up with a very simple reason. Real Madrid doesn't need to attack for 90 minutes, as long as they can keep scoring goals.

In the 30th minute, Iniesta got the ball and got rid of Keita, advanced to the front of the penalty area, and chose to pass the ball behind him. Puyor did not intercept it in time and did not block the ball. Ronaldo inserted into the penalty area from the left rib and shot a shot from the far corner against the ball. The ball passed Valdes, who had no time to adjust the center of gravity, and rolled into the far corner of the goal, 2:0!

Real Madrid seemed unstoppable with consecutive goals, especially in the first half hour, Real Madrid almost beat Barcelona in a wild battle, which made Barcelona's goal in front of the goal, and the defense line was very passive and embarrassed. This time, the goal was lost again, which had a heavy blow to Barcelona's morale.

Afterwards, Yang Cheng made adjustments and signaled the players to slow down the pace. They could not only seduce Barcelona to fight, but also create loose time for themselves to play, slowly rest and recover on the court, completely dragging the game into the halftime break.

Entering the locker room with a score of 2:0, Yang Cheng praised the players' performance and did not make any adjustments. Biranova was the same, but the Barcelona coach was obviously still hoping to counterattack.

At the beginning of the second half, Real Madrid once again launched an attack on Barcelona's defense and goal, creating threats. First, Ronaldo was tripped by Puyol and got a direct free kick opportunity with a good position, almost causing a goal. With Aguero's counter-offside, he was saved by Valdes.

Creating opportunities and loopholes one after another. While Real Madrid helped boost its momentum, it also further hit Barcelona's fighting spirit and momentum. In the 58th minute, Real Madrid scored another goal.

At present, the three forwards dismembered Barcelona's defense line like a needle and shared most of Barcelona's defensive pressure, Kaka was at ease outside the penalty area. He went forward from time to time to participate in the offense and retreat to participate in the defense, and seemed indescribable calm.

When the game reached the 58th minute, Real Madrid launched a wave of attacks. Messi failed to enter the penalty area after breaking through the frontcourt and had to knock the ball back to Iniesta who was receiving him. After Xiaobai attracted the attention of Keita and Xavi, he divided the ball into the middle and gave Kaka.

The Brazilian midfielder was about 23 meters away from the goal. As soon as he got the ball, he saw an uninhabited gap in front of him. He did not hesitate too much and directly kicked his feet and shot hard!

Hearing a bang, the ball popped out from Kaka's feet, passing through the dense crowd in the penalty area at an extremely fast speed, quickly passing Valdes' defense, almost rubbing the left post and drilling into Barcelona's goal.

From the camera, you can clearly see that the Real Madrid fans behind the net were stunned by the sight, and then rushed out of the position, buzzing their arms and shouting, cheering for Kaka's wonderful long-range shot!

All Real Madrid players rushed towards Kaka at the first time. A group of people were clustered around the corner flagpole, including Messi and Iniesta. However, the two former Barcelona players did not celebrate, but were just congratulating Kaka on their goals.

"3:0! Real Madrid has won this game ahead of schedule!" The live commentator was full of helplessness and praise!

What he admired was Real Madrid's football, but unfortunately, no one could defeat Real Madrid!
Chapter completed!