Chapter 343 Buddha Middle Finger
As the gray shadow approached quickly.
"careful……"
The four great kings who were at the forefront of the brunt of the brutal world instinctively exclaimed all the magic weapons.
Just like a herd effect, as the four heavenly kings were ready for battle, the sensitive nerves of the other immortals and gods were also stirred up, and they each supported their defensive magic weapons.
For a time, various magic weapons were located where the Nantian Gate were emitting different lights, illuminating the entire Nantian Gate in colorful and colorful colors.
"Bang!"
The location was almost the same, and the second grey shadow fell accurately at the first grey shadow, with many messy debris scattered all over the ground.
...
Many immortals and gods.
At this moment, many people were waiting for the battle, and the fairy god with a cautious expression only felt a burning sensation on his cheeks inexplicably.
Just when the four kings wanted to ease the awkward atmosphere and were about to say something, a rare gust of wind in the thirty-third heaven blew, blew the pile of debris a little, causing the things pressing at the bottom of the pile of debris to be revealed.
A pile of dust was filled with soil, and a Buddha statue was inserted in it, and the middle finger was facing many immortals and gods.
All the smiles of immortals and gods... gradually disappeared...
Insult, unquestionable insult!
Even though there is no "middle finger culture" in the Heavenly Court, the moment I saw this middle finger, all the immortals and gods had an unknown anger that rushed straight into the sky spirit cover.
"Who did it?"
As the anger rose, the four kings fell straight in front of the deputy general, surrounded by the deputy generals from all sides, and asked in a fury manner.
"No...I don't know..." The deputy general said stammeringly in a trembling manner.
"I don't know? Then why did it touch the alarm formation?" Mo Lihai, who had just reshaped his divine body with the true spirit of the Gods' List, shouted sternly.
"No... aren't you all the gods ordered the little gods? There is... any movement, the horse... immediately touches the alarm formation..." The deputy general who was surrounded by the four heavenly kings explained in terror.
Betrayal...
At this moment, the four kings also understood that they were in the wrong and should not vent their anger on the deputy general.
However, when the four heavenly kings looked at the middle finger of the Buddha statue that was still erected, the anger in their hearts could not be suppressed.
At this moment, Taibai Jinxing, who was ordered by the Jade Emperor to investigate the situation, also arrived. Feeling the strange atmosphere in front of him, the kind-eyed face flashed with a hint of doubt. He pressed the cloud head and landed in front of the four heavenly kings, and said.
"Dear Kings, the old man is polite. The Nantianmen triggered the alarm formation, but what happened?"
Upon hearing this, many immortals and gods turned their heads and didn't know how to answer.
"What is the specific situation? Please let the heavenly kings make it clear so that the old servant can report back to His Majesty."
Taibai Jinxing was even more confused. Seeing that all the immortals and gods looked around all the time, they couldn't help but look at the trembling deputy general.
"What is the situation with this general? Can you tell the old man?"
The deputy general felt Taibai Jinxing's kind attitude, and he felt slightly calm in his heart. He glanced at Taibai Jinxing's back.
Taibai Jinxing turned around and after a few breaths, his kind-eyed expression gradually seemed a little scary...
How do you explain this farce to the Jade Emperor?
There is a Buddha statue in the South Gate of Heaven showing the middle finger at the Heavenly Court?
Obviously...
The monkey had no idea what he did without intention, but burned a fierce fire for the boring immortals in the heavenly court, which made many immortals half-death.
Especially during the great disaster, the monkey stayed by Tang Sanzang again. Even those with great powers could not imagine that the initiator was a monkey who followed the teacher's order and resolutely "not throwing objects from high altitudes" to hurt flowers and plants.
The only clue left to heaven is a middle finger of a Buddha statue...
...
At the same time, on the first floor of the Golden Light Tower of the Sai Kingdom, Zhu Bajie, who was urging by monkeys, skillfully hung up Benboerba and Baboerban.
One black and one white, two fish...
After a moment of tossing, Zhu Bajie suddenly remembered something and turned to Sha Seng and asked. "Old Sha, to be honest, you seem to be fish too, right?"
When Sha Seng heard this, his straightforward eyes were stunned and asked, "Why, have you not told me about it to the second senior brother?"
"No, you have never said it." Zhu Bajie corrected.
"Uh, is that right? I forgot..." Sha Seng touched his chin, recalled for a moment, and then continued.
"I was a loach and became a spirit. Later, I had the opportunity to cultivate the right path and ascend to heaven. After countless years, I was finally appreciated by the Queen Mother and promoted to a roller blind general. If it weren't for the second senior brother's question, I would have almost forgotten what my true nature was."
"Loach spirit? Is it appreciated by the Queen Mother?"
Tang Sanzang, who was also the first time he heard these things, was slightly stunned, and understood that it must be that simple.
Of course, Tang Sanzang meant that Sha Seng was definitely not as simple as an ordinary loach, and his origin and feet must be extraordinary, otherwise he would not be able to adapt to the destiny of heaven and earth to become one of the protagonists of the great disaster.
However, when Tang Sanzang looked at Sha Seng's honest appearance, he understood that he might not even know a lot of things, right?
During this moment of chatting, the monkey exhaled a few fairy breaths, but also awakened the hanging Benboerba and Baboerben.
"Hmm? Where is this?"
"I'm drunk again?"
However, before these two fools could see the surrounding environment clearly, Zhu Bajie's "cute and petite" face occupied all their sight, cracked his big mouth and said with a little drooling.
"Brother Monkey, this fish looks good. I will roast one of them first and leave one for you to ask questions, okay?"
“Baked?!”
Upon hearing this, the monkey took Zhu Bajie's words and said, "It's not appropriate. It's not nutritious. Steam it, it's full of nutrition and can nourish the master's body."
"Amitabha, Wukong should not talk nonsense. He should eat vegetarian food and chant Buddha's name for his master. He should not break the precepts." Tang Sanzang put his palms together and said compassionately and peacefully.
"That's right, senior brother, second brother, you can't make your master break the precepts..." Sha Seng stepped forward and continued the topic, thought for a while, and said, "It's better to make fish soup. Master cannot eat meat, and drinking soup is also nutritious."
Finally, looking at Ao Yu who had answered the words, he pulled the corner of Tang Sanzang's clothes and said pitifully. "Brother of the Holy Monk, Ao Yu wants to eat fish."
o)o.
Benboer and Baboer.
In just a few words, Tang Sanzang and his party vividly described several ways of death for Benboerba and Baboerben, which was very scared.
Chapter completed!