Chapter Twelve I'm Still a Child
It was late autumn and early winter, and maple trees were spreading over the mountains, dyeing several mountains into red.
Chen Mang held the white dragon horse and watched the red leaves in the mountains, saying, "Looking at the red maple leaves in the mountains, I don't know, I'm afraid I thought I had come to the Flame Mountain."
Red Boy on the horse's back was slightly stunned and asked, "Where is Flaming Mountain?"
Seeing him asking, Chen Mang curled a smile on his lips and said, "This Flame Mountain is my eldest disciple, Sun Wukong, who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, knocked over the Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace. The Six Ding Divine Fire fell into the world and ignited the mountain. It burned for five hundred years, so it was named Flame Mountain."
Red Boy glared in surprise and said, "Who is your eldest disciple?"
When Sun Wukong heard Chen Mang mention his glorious deeds, he smiled proudly, and leaned back and said, "Even my grand saint Sun Wukong, it turns out that Master also knows my glorious deeds!"
Chen Mang glanced at him and said lightly: "Well, then you were suppressed by the Buddha of Tathagata under the Five Elements Mountain."
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Sun Wukong instantly lowered his head and looked at Chen Mang resentfully, thinking to himself whether this master could speak and could he chat properly?
Red Boy looked at Sun Wukong with a suspicion on his face. Seeing that he was short and thin, he didn't seem to be able to make a big fuss in the sky?
Chen Mang glanced at him and continued, "Wukong, the owner of the Flame Mountain is named Rakshasa, and also called Princess Iron Fan. He is the original wife of your sworn brother, Niu Mowang."
Sun Wukong said in surprise: "But my sworn brother, the Great Saint Bull Demon King of Pingtian?"
Chen Mang nodded and continued, "In the years you have been pressed under the Five Elements Mountain, your wine and meat brother, Niu Mowang, married and had children, and also took a concubine. Now he lives a happy life in Jilei Mountain, his concubine."
Upon hearing this, a trace of darkness flashed across Sun Wukong's face.
During the five hundred years that were pressed down at the foot of the mountain, those sworn brothers had never visited him once. It was not an exaggeration to say that Chen Mang was a wine brother...
When Red Boy saw Chen Mang saying something, he couldn't help but believe it a little, but the monkey uncle's face was ultimately tempting to eat Tang Monk's meat. His eyes were circling in his eyes, and he thought about the way to spread the monkey away.
At the same time, Chen Mangqing couldn't help but wiped his saliva: "When it comes to Bull Demon King, I suddenly became a little hungry."
Sun Wukong twitched his cheeks hard, glanced at the master of the holy monk who was not jealous, and said, "Master, you can walk slowly, I'll go ahead and get some food!" After that, he raised the auspicious clouds and rose into the air, swept them with his golden eyes, and headed towards the distance.
Looking at Wukong's flying figure, Red Boy's eyes lit up and he said to Chen Mang: "Elder, you must be tired after walking for so long. Why not get on the horse and sit for a while?"
"Good boy, quite sensible."
Chen Mang nodded slightly, and after saying that, he grabbed the White Dragon Horse, stepped on the stirrup on his left foot, stepped on his right leg, and kicked the Red Boy away with one kick!
The red boy hit the stone with a bang, feeling the stars appearing, and the sky is spinning. He vaguely heard Chen Mang say, "Oh, I forgot that there is someone on the horse's back, and the movement of getting on the horse is a bit big!" Then he turned his eyes and didn't know the human affairs.
When Hongboy woke up, it was already dark. When she opened her eyes, she found that she was being put in a big pot filled with water and could not use her magic power.
Chen Mang had a gloomy face holding a ring knife and slashed the radish on the side. Pieces of radish fell from him into the pot, causing splashes to hit him.
Red Boy was instantly shocked and sweated coldly, and said in panic: "Elder, what are you doing!"
When Chen Mang saw him wake up, he showed a kind smile and said, "Oh, you are awake. I see that your body is a little dirty. Get some water to wash it well for you."
Red Boy glared at her eyes and shouted: "Whoever puts radish in the bath and the things floating in the pot are obviously seasonings!"
Chen Mang said with an unhappy look: "What seasoning? This is a unique spice in my Dongtu Datang. Many women in the Tang Dynasty have to put it when taking a bath."
Bajie, who was standing beside him, suddenly realized something was wrong and looked at Chen Mang with ambiguous eyes: "Hey, Master, how do you know?"
Chen Mang stared at the slut and shouted: "Isn't it okay to hear what people say?"
"Okay, of course, I believe it no matter how the master says his disciple."
Bajie smiled obscenely, still looking disbelief.
Red Boy looked at the two of them and was still in the mood to laugh, shouting sternly: "Let me go quickly, my father is the Great Bull Demon King! You know he is amazing!"
Chen Mang said with disdain, "Are you better than the backstage? Am I still a second disciple of Tathagata? Is Tathagata powerful or your father powerful?"
When Red Boy heard this, he became desperate and said with fear: "You monk is a monk, you should be compassionate, how can you eat people..."
Chen Mang said: "You are not human either. You may become a calf after cooking it. Oh, it may be your mother's bloodline. What kind of fairy is your mother?"
Seeing Chen Mang making up his mind to eat him, Hongboy was so scared that tears were about to fall out. He looked at Sun Wukong beside him, "Uncle, save me! Uncle, save me!"
Sun Wukong sneered and said, "Hey, I only recognize my uncle now. Don't you think it's a little late?"
Red Boy cried out: "I am only 300 years old this year and I am still a child. How can you be cruel to eat me!"
A wisp of flame emerged from Chen Mang's hand, and he smiled and bounced the flame into the pile of firewood under the big pot, igniting the firewood with a thud: "You child is so naughty, you are burned by the land of the nearby mountain god, and you have lost your beard. This time you are brave enough to eat my meat. This is retribution."
Red Boy cried and shouted, "I won't eat your meat anymore, and I won't tease the mountain gods from now on. Elder, please spare me."
Chen Mang smiled and stomped his feet, chanting a spell to arrest the land and mountain gods. More than a dozen mountain gods were suddenly summoned to the ground. He looked at the Holy Infant King in the pot, and then looked at the vicious monks beside him, and was so scared that he trembled.
Seeing this, Chen Mang pointed at Hongboer: "Do you know this monster? What crime does he have? Come and tell me one by one!"
A bold mountain god stood up and said, "When the elder said, this Holy Infant King has great powers. He often burns the fire gate and calls our mountain god land to listen to his orders in the dark. He also asked his subordinates to ask us for regular money. We had no money to him, so we had to catch a few mountain deer and wild deer to send it. If there was nothing to send, we would come to tear the temple and peel the clothes, which would make me unable to wait for peace!"
Chen Mang nodded slightly: "Then do you think he should be cooked by me?"
The mountain god secretly glanced at Hongboy, then looked at Chen Mang's disciple, and said, "This is the grudge between the elder and the Holy Infant King. The elder said he should."
Chen Mang glanced at him and smiled and said, "You fence-skinned man, you don't offend both sides, just step down."
The mountain god breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly took his companions to say goodbye and left this place of failure.
After asking, a scent of meat slowly floated up, and the red boy cried even louder, shouting: "It's over, I'm cooked, and I can smell the scent of meat!"
Chen Mang laughed and took out a roast chicken from under the pot, tore off a chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth, and started eating with a smile.
Chapter completed!