Chapter 20: Digression of the pig-killing servant
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one
Many years later, Xiao Yuan said to his son Xiao Yingxiong: Do you know why dad asked you to sell meat? Because dad had also sold meat before. Look, the pigs are so popular now. If it weren't for your dad, I also sold meat back then, how glorious I would have today. So, selling meat is also a promising profession.
By the way, Xiao Yuan inserted his sharp knife into the meat case and said to the customer: "You want to buy meat?"
"Yes." Customer A was frightened at the sharp knife trembling on the meat case.
"How much do you want?" Xiao Yuan said with his eyes wide.
"Yes, you need one pound." Customer A replied tremblingly.
"One pound?! You want one pound? This pound of meat is not enough to get some stuffed between your teeth, are you good at playing with someone? How many bites do you have in your family? How many pounds of meat is enough to eat? No, you have to buy at least five pounds of meat to go back." Xiao Yuan said loudly.
Xiao Yuan's voice was a little louder, and Customer A had absolutely reason to believe that this was roaring. Customer A was almost scared and cried, saying, "Can I buy it?"
"Not buying?! You don't buy meat and why are you doing here? You're not making trouble." Xiao Yuan glared and pulled out the sharp knife on the meat case.
"Buy, buy, I'm going to buy five kilograms of meat now, can't it be okay?" Customer A saw that the knife had been pulled up, and the meat would not be able to be bought without buying it.
"Well, that's right. If you buy meat and eat it, how can you be so stingy? You are a big man, why do you do so hesitantly? It's so worrying." Xiao Yuan cut off a piece of pork and wrapped it with straw paper for the man.
Seeing that Xiao Yuan didn't mention it, the man didn't dare to talk too much. He gave him five kilograms of meat, hurriedly left, and went home to weigh it. Well, it was almost seven kilograms. The man thought to himself, "Okay, it turned out that he had met a stupid big head."
Customer B came forward, and with the examples of his predecessors, he didn't dare to do anything. He quickly claimed five pounds. Xiao Yuan still cut it with one knife and handed it to the man. The man looked at the meat in his hand. Why was my five pounds smaller than the one in front of him? Then he looked at Xiao Yuan's fierce look, Customer B consciously closed his mouth and gave the money and left. When he went back, he weighed it, and it was not much, but it just one pound was missing. Yes, this time he became a fool.
two
Duan Zhengchun held the gold-painted fan in one hand and drove away the flies next to the braised pig's head, waiting for the customers to come.
One person came up, looked at it for a long time, and finally asked, "How did this thing be sold?"
Duan Zhengchun looked up at the man and said, "It's all written on it, don't you recognize words?"
"I just asked you if I'm illiterate." The man said aggrievedly.
"You don't know how to read?! You don't know how to buy meat when you don't know how to eat it. Why don't you treat yourself as a pig's head braised? I'm thankful that my young master wrote a notice that you dare to buy meat when you don't know how to read. Why didn't you study at the beginning? Your parents raised you to make you not study hard..." Duan Zhengchun's earnest education of the man was the figure of the man who ran away in a panic.
three
Dugu Qiudao sat in front of the sausage selling table with his eyes closed slightly.
Customer C said: "Hey, the one who sells things, weigh me a pound of this thing."
"You take it yourself and throw the money in the wooden basin next to you." Dugu Qiudao said without moving.
"Then how much does this thing cost per pound?" Customer C asked again.
"Why are you so long-winded? It's just thirty cents per pound? Why do you keep asking? If you want to buy it, buy it quickly. If you don't buy it, why do you ask?" Dugu Qiudao said impatiently.
"I, I won't buy it anymore." Customer C said angrily.
"Well...! You don't buy it?!" Dugu Qiudao opened his eyes, and the cold light shone in his eyes.
"I, I buy it, I buy it." Customer C was shining by the cold light, and sweated all over his body. He left more than twenty cents, took a sausage and left quickly.
Four
When it comes to doing business, the eunuch Dongfang Bubai is more reliable. He held a ham in one hand and waved the imperial edict in the other hand, shouting sharply: "Come and buy it quickly. If you miss it, there will be no chance. The emperor has listed it as a tribute. It will not be something you can eat in the future. If you see it, this is the imperial edict. If you miss it, you will have no regrets.
When he heard this, it was normal. The imperial edict was used by him as a waste. It was a serious matter to do business, to attract customers. But after that, this eunuch and the shemale brother set an example for future profiteers.
"Where, how do you sell this ham?" asked customer Ding.
"Two taels of silver per kilogram, this guest official, how about you buy one and go back?" Dongfang Bubai said kindly. He still understands this principle.
"It's so expensive, I can buy two pig legs for two taels of silver." The customer Ding shook his head and sighed.
"What, what are you saying? This is also called expensive. This guest official, you have to figure it out. This is a tribute exclusively for the emperor. Tell me, can the emperor ask for that cheap thing? You said this thing is not worth the money. Do you say that the emperor has a problem with his vision? Do you know what crime should you be punished? You are so guilty, and you have to be executed in the whole family, do you know? Today, our family is in a good mood. You buy this ham quickly and go back, so our family will not care about it too much." Dongfang Bubai's mouth sprayed the customer Ding Yi's face.
The poor customer Ding was so scared that his face was pale. While wiping the spit on his face, he quickly took out money to buy the ham from his arms and left as if he was running away with the ham.
The crowd of people watching the fun was about to disperse, and Dongfang Bubai shouted in a sharp voice: "Why, you don't plan to buy such a good ham, do you look down on the emperor? You don't like the things the emperor likes, this is disrespect to the emperor. Should you know what crime is this disrespect to the emperor?"
Everyone's faces turned green. It's okay, I'll be in trouble when I look at this excitement. When I go back, I must educate my descendants. Wherever there is excitement in the future, we have to hide away. Everyone paid for the money and bought something that the emperor could only eat.
Things that the emperor can only eat are expensive!
When one day a celebrity appears, it is probably learned from this bad eunuch businessman.
five
The sales of the Dasong Meat Coupon Factory, the shop, was pretty good the second day of its opening. It is said that the income from ham alone was more than 1,000 taels of silver. This made Yang Qijin, who knew the situation at night, was so surprised that he couldn't stop talking for a long time. How many pigs do you have to sell? Yang Qijin calculated in his mind that he had not come up with a result.
Fang Yu knew that these individuals were not people of good origin, so he was too lazy to care about them. In addition to ruining the pig's eyes every day, he trained Yang Zongbao and his brothers and a family servant in the store to take away some constables from Kaifeng Prefecture, including Lei Jing, Zhang Long, Zhao Hu, etc.
There is a very important training event in training, which is long-distance running with loads.
Therefore, every evening, there is an interesting thing in Bianliang City.
"Oh, isn't this Chen Daguan? Why do you have time to stand here?" someone said.
"Hey, isn't this going out for a walk? I'll also watch the fun. I heard that some of the constables in Kaifeng Prefecture have been crazy with people recently. Every night, they run wildly on the street." The Chen Daguan said.
"Yes, everyone is talking about this, it's not a big deal. The two young men from Tianbo Yang's Mansion also went crazy and wandered around the street like this every day." Someone said.
"Hey, you don't know this. I heard that there are many pig slaughterers among these individuals. They eat too much pork every day, so they need to digest it." Someone interrupted.
"What do you know? I didn't see the person in front of me. He is the most famous gambling god recently. I know what kind of gambling god is. These people are practicing gambling skills." Another sentence was made.
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Fang Yu didn't care about the discussions of everyone, and he didn't have any lofty ideals, just hope that all his relatives and friends would have some self-protection ability.
Fang Yu actually wanted to live a peaceful life, but it seemed that someone had long since been not going to make him peaceful.
An assassination came when he was completely unprepared.
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