Chapter 713 Old Deng playing monkey
Ma Chao followed Deng Chang's plan and made friends with Taishi Ci, so that he could not move his troops, and then fought with all his might, with the intention of defeating Zhang Fei one by one.
Unfortunately, Deng Chang's plan was so bad that he was seen through by Taishi Ci in an instant.
Taishici remained calm and pretended to agree to Ma Chao, and then secretly mobilized troops, intending to wait for Ma Chao and Zhang Fei to lose both times, take the opportunity to fight and take the two of them in one fell swoop.
Ma Chao and Deng Chang thought that Taishi Ci was trapped and were complacent, so they foolishly gave Zhang Fei a letter of war and invited Zhang Fei to fight fifteen miles south of Gong'an City.
The sound of drums shocked the sky, the horns resounded through the wild, the wind and clouds rolled, the ground trembled, the grass flew, and the army of Zhang Fei and Ma Chao lined up and faced each other from afar. Both sides stared at each other with blood red eyes, wishing they could beat the other party to ashes immediately.
Ma Chao held the silver spear and drove the war horse slowly walked out of the formation. He looked at Zhang Fei in the distance with his head raised and his chest raised. He raised the silver spear in his hand, pointed at him from a distance, and said, "Ring-eyed thief! Do you know what the so-called thing is this young master here today?"
Zhang Fei and Ma Chao are old opponents, and they have fought each other for several times, and each time they are not sure of the winner. In Zhang Fei's heart, in addition to piercing Zhou Yu and Sun Quan to avenge Guan Yu, a spear pierced the queen of the thief and bleed to death with a big hole in the bowl, which is already one of his greatest ambitions in his life!
Seeing Ma Chao's arrogant look on his face, Zhang Fei was so angry that he was rude to the head before he could beat him.
"I care what you are doing here! Just let it go if you have a fart!"
Ma Chao sneered and said, "Zhang Fei, be kind! Don't you know that people who owe their mouths will die miserably?... Even if you don't understand this principle, look at the fate of your second brother Guan Yu, aren't you touched at all?"
After saying that, Ma Chao curled his mouth, stretched out his tongue and shook it hard, stretched out a finger, and pointed out the anus in his butt.
This moment, Ma Chao completely annoyed Zhang Fei!
Guan Yu's death has always been a bloody scar in Zhang Fei's heart, and no one can touch it. On weekdays, not to mention an insult like Ma Chao, even if you mention this, Zhang Fei has to bite people in a hurry.
Now Ma Chao talked about this in front of the two armies, and even held a gun and a stick in his words, uncovering the big scar. It was still bloodshot. How could Zhang Fei give up!
The spear dark horse. Like a whirlwind, Zhang Fei snarled his eyebrows and howled, and ran away with Ma Chao. He shouted while galloping: "Ma! Aren't you going to decide your life and death with me? I'm here today. If you have the ability, you can take my head and go back to ask Yuan Shang for me!"
Ma Chao couldn't hold back for a long time, and now he rode out. The white horse, silver spear, brocade robe and bright helmet were like an arrow shooting the sun. He rushed towards Zhang Fei! His power did not fall into Zhang Fei at all!
In the Yuan army, Deng Chang couldn't help but grow up in surprise and thought to himself that this time the invitation to fight Zhang Fei was not a decisive battle between the two armies? When did the generals of the two sides compete with each other?
Deng Chang had many thoughts in his mind, and Ma Chao and Zhang Fei didn't care about those, both of them shot and spear, one black and one white. They started a fierce battle on the spot, even temptation was eliminated. They were directly a head-on attack, but because the two knew each other's moves too well. There was no need to spend time to test, and it was a strong killer move when they came up.
For a moment, sand and stones flew in the field, black and white intertwined, and the sky and earth were so shattered that the sun and the moon were dull.
The soldiers on both sides couldn't help but smash your tongue, thinking that these two generals were really good. They were killing their moves and had no rules. They were just fighting head-on and fighting each other, and fighting desperately... This is them. If they were ordinary people, like them, they would have been either broken arms or broken legs long ago, and blood would have splashed in five steps...
Seeing that the incident of fighting generals was inevitable and helpless, Deng Chang breathed a sigh of relief, ordered his left and right to come, and said, "Get me a drum hammer!"
When the soldier heard that Deng Chang wanted drumsticks, he didn't know why and said curiously: "Mr. Deng, what are you doing with drumsticks?"
Deng Chang sniffed when he heard this and said, "General Ma was fighting with Zhang Fei on the battlefield. As his adviser, how could I not cheer for General Ma and bring a drum hammer? I have to personally cheer for General Ma!"
When the soldier heard this, he couldn't help but be overjoyed and stretched out his thumb and said, "Mr. Deng is mighty! How might he be!"
When Deng Chang heard this, he couldn't help but raise his head, and a sense of pride in his heart arose.
It is precisely because civil officials are not as weak as military generals. Although I am not good at martial arts, my body is not inferior to others!
When he was young, the soldier brought two drumsticks to Deng Chang. Deng Chang turned over and dismounted, rolled up his sleeves and came to the next to the drum. He reached out to take the two drumsticks. He was just about to get up, and he couldn't help but frown and open his mouth and scold.
"I'm fucking you, why is this broken thing so heavy?"
Next to Deng Chang, several personal soldiers were looking at him with respect. At first, they could not help but be stunned, their faces flushed red, and they didn't know what to answer.
The soldier who handed the drumsticks to Deng Chang reacted the fastest, first came to his senses, bowed to Deng Chang, "Mr. Deng, there is no way. On the battlefield, the momentum is the most important. The big drum and heavy hammer are loud and powerful when hit, and it is a bit heavy. But in order to cheer for General Ma, are you going to give me some time?"
Deng Chang rolled his eyes and said dissatisfiedly: "Just that's a big deal! This broken stick is so damn heavy that I can't even lift it up. I still want to make a bullshit. Don't talk nonsense, go find a small light drumstick for me!"
The soldier hesitated and whispered: "Mr. Deng, it's not that I don't listen to you, but this drum is too thick and the light drum hammer can't make any sound. If you don't believe me, try hitting it with your fist?"
Deng Chang was stunned when he heard this, turned his head and smashed it with his fist, and the drum face made a low "buzzing" sound, which could not be emitted at all.
Deng Chang's brow frowned immediately.
The soldier said, "Sir, do you think this is the reason?"
Deng Chang touched his chin and pondered for a while, and said, "What's so great about this broken drum? I don't need him to cheer for General Ma! He quickly went to find a small gong and sent a few dead soldiers to protect him. I personally went to the front line to talk to General Ma to help General Ma with a strong momentum!"
The soldier was stunned when he heard this...
Little gong?~!
Let me tell you another paragraph?
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At this moment, Ma Chao and Zhang Fei were in a desperate situation to kill each other, with guns and spears raised at the same time, and sand and dust were everywhere. Not to mention the two of them, even the white horses and black horses sitting on the two were sweating profusely and staring at them.
A piece of armor was cut off from Ma Chao's shoulder by Zhang Fei's spear, and blood flowed out. Zhang Fei was even more miserable. A big hole was stabbed by Ma Chao's spear on his forehead. The blood fell down his cheeks miserably, which was very eye-catching!
The two of them were already murderous and had long been a situation of never stopping. The soldiers on both sides were stunned and thought to themselves that it was a shocking battle!
Just as everyone was immersed in this extraordinary battle that shocked the world, waves of extremely disharmonious gongs suddenly resounded throughout the field, only shocking the soldiers of the two armies to their heads, as if a basin of cold water was poured on.
"Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang!" Deng Chang held up a small broken gong and hit him, and came to the field under the cover of a group of soldiers.
"It's from the south and the north, please pay attention! Today, Ma Mengqi fights Zhang Yide, white robe fights black generals, Xiliang fights Yanyun, as the saying goes, you go back and forth, never stop until death. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, the war is coming! Don't look at it, don't look at it!"
Ma Chao was shocked, his body shook, and he almost fell off his horse.
Zhang Fei was even more direct, his big hand softened. The Snake Spear in his hand fell directly to the ground, which scared Lao Zhang so much that he quickly turned over and got off the horse and picked it up.
"Be careful. Pay attention! If they fight well, everyone will be happy to support the individual! Those who have money will support the money will support the money. 30 to 50, and 80 to 100 to 100! Those who have free support will support the love scene! Those who like to watch will support the love scene! You are happy to watch it, give me a smile!"
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Zhang Fei turned over and smoked with anger. If he hadn't had his face dark, he might have been more angry than his second brother.
"Ma Chao! What do you mean! I deliberately make people come and make trouble. Do you disgusted me or you disgusted yourself!"
Ma Chao's face turned red when he heard this. He did not have the big black face like Zhang Fei, and could cover up his shame. He looked carefully at Deng Chang who was so happy in the distance, coughed heavily, and said, "I don't know what happened..."
Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted roughly by Zhang Fei.
"You should just pull it down! It's not your instructor. That bastard dares to come up and make trouble? He is not afraid that you will kill him alive when you go back!"
Ma Chao was angry when he heard this: "Deng Chang is a celebrity in front of my lord, who dares to touch him? Besides, you have seen him, and you don't know that he is so virtuous... Leave no nonsense, let's not care what he howled, just continue to fight for life and death!"
Zhang Fei looked at Deng Chang who was ringing the gong in the distance in disappointment, then shivered immediately and said, "Take it down. You can bear it, I, Lao Zhang, can't stand it! You Yuan Jun's people are all sick, I'm leaving, I won't mess with you anymore! You are idle all day long..."
When Ma Chao heard this, he was anxious and said, "The winner is not decided, how can you leave like this!"
Zhang Fei glared and shouted, "You are so embarrassed to say, if it weren't for the troublemakers of your gongs and monkeys, how could you not fight to the end? If you have the ability, you will raise more torches tonight and fight here at night! You must see a good or bad guy, but you'd better keep that bastard old man behind and don't let him go to the battlefield to mess around. If this is the case, I'm afraid there will be no male or female next year!"
Ma Chao nodded after hearing this and said, "Okay, one word is certain. At midnight tonight, we will fight at night without discrimination, and we will never give up!"
"withdraw troops!"
"Go away, stop the troops!"
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Ma Chao and Zhang Fei fought for more than a hundred rounds, but the winner was not decided. Later, Deng Chang beat the gong and played monkeys and made a fuss. The two agreed to fight at night at midnight tonight and never return to the camp without a winner.
The news came back to the police, and Taishici couldn't help but be overjoyed when he heard this.
"What Zhang Fei! What Ma Chao! What a good fight! The more they fight, the higher the chances of our army's victory! I think that Zhang Fei and Ma Chao meet each other during the day were exhausted and injured. They still have to fight at night? Haha, this is really a gift to the general's mouth. They are sent to the three armies, and now they can make a meal immediately. After eating and sleeping, they all sleep well. When the hour arrives, they immediately enter the battlefield and take advantage of the two of them to fight to the defeat. I want to capture the two thieves alive and offer them to the lord!"
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Not talking about Zhang Fei, but Ma Chao returned to the camp in disappointment. Deng Chang followed him with a slutty smile on his face, very proud.
"General Ma, how did I cheer today?"
Ma Chao gritted his teeth when he heard this, and was about to turn around and punch him to death, but after careful consideration, it was inappropriate.
Not to mention that Deng Chang was very popular in front of Yuan Shang, this person came to join the army and was not a tough guy for him. At this point, if he beat Deng Chang out, he would not be able to explain when he went back.
Ma Chao smiled unnaturally when he heard this, and said stiffly: "Mr. Deng's cheers today are very good, which makes me very satisfied..."
Deng Chang was happy when he heard this and said, "Really? That's great. I heard you have to fight at night tonight! I will beat gongs and cheer for you. This job is very good. Not only can it boost morale, but when the gongs were ringing, there were really soldiers coming to me to throw money from my gongs. Look, I have collected 200 guan in one go. If you and Zhang Fei can fight for half a night, will I make a fortune in the future?"
Ma Chao: "…………” (To be continued)
Chapter completed!